This Planet Needs a Name

Evan Tess Murray & Trace Callahan

Imagine a handful of scientists and engineers setting out to terraform a planet - a world - for the frozen people they've got in tow. Just a few people, carefully chosen, who will live out their lives building something they'll never see. That's us. We're building a future.A science fiction audio drama suitable for our times.

  • 1 hour 18 seconds
    1.06: Until We've Discovered Joy

    In Episode Six, “Until We’ve Discovered Joy,” we look in on each of the Nameless Crew now that they’ve settled into their lives planetside. Zei deals with the aftermath of her frightening encounter with the native lifeforms and James has a small personal revelation. Lunch is eaten. Some questions are finally answered. 

    Content Notes: As always, a few people swear. There are kissing sounds briefly (see the transcript for details).

    The transcript is available at https://tinyurl.com/tpnan106. We’re using google docs for transcripts; if you run into any accessibility issues please let us know! You can always contact us at [email protected]

    This is a collaborative, ensemble project. Many of the character decisions are made by the actors as part of the story and script development process. Please check out their work: 

    This episode also introduced Brigitte Paulus, the final member of the Nameless Cast, who has been waiting in the wings until now. Brigitte is a dancer, choreographer, and all-around delightful person who has been stepping into voice acting. She's also a founding member of Vivid Motion, a dance company in Portland, Maine that opens dance performance to anyone. Check them out at vividmotion.org.

    Our podcast art was created by Katy Schifferer. Check out her work!

    You can learn more about Wabanaki sovereignty at https://www.lwvme.org/Wabanaki

    We tell a story about another world, but we're not giving up on this one. 

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    28 November 2021, 5:00 am
  • 22 minutes 45 seconds
    On Earth: Zahava

    In this prequel episode, “On Earth: Zahava,” we get a glimpse of Zahava's life long before she assembled the Nameless Crew. 

    Content Notes: none. 

    The transcript is available. If the transcript link is broken please email [email protected] and we’ll get it to you as soon as we can. We’ve changed to google docs for our transcripts for accessibility - please let us know if anything isn’t working! 

    This episode, the first in its series, was written and directed by Evan Tess Murray. Original composition, sound design, and audio engineering were by Trace Callahan. We're also excited to welcome two guest voices into the crew for this episode! Check out the links for more of their work: 

    Our podcast art was created by Katy Schifferer. Check out her work!

    Please, if you can, donate to Wabanaki Reach at mainewabanakireach.org

    We tell a story about another world, but we're not giving up on this one. 



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    26 September 2021, 3:00 am
  • 1 hour 22 seconds
    1.05 Recklessly and Perfectly Alive

    In Episode Five, “Recklessly and Perfectly Alive,” we get to explore a forest at long, long last. The crew attempt to learn James’s favorite sport, with minimal success. Conflicts are resolved, new surprises are encountered, and quite a lot of hairs are cut. This one’s sweet! 

    Content Notes: very few this time! As usual a few people swear.
    Alcohol consumption: [40:19 - 41:10] pours, takes a sip, sings about whiskey

    The transcript is available. If the transcript link is broken please email [email protected] and we’ll get it to you as soon as we can. We’ve changed to google docs for our transcripts for accessibility - please let us know if anything isn’t working! 

    This is a collaborative, ensemble project. Many of the character decisions are made by the actors as part of the story and script development process. Please check out the links below for more of their work:

    Our guest voice this episode was provided by Mythical Rose. They’re a talented cosplayer - check out their tiktok - and a delight to work with.

    We also want to thank Spy for the art he created for our birthday. You can check it out in our merch store at teepublic. The mission patch is beautiful, and we’ve made it canon! 

    Our podcast art was created by Katy Schifferer. Check out her work!

    Please, if you can, donate to First Nations covid relief at firstnations.org. And please also continue to support Black Lives Matter in whatever way you can.

    We tell a story about another world, but we're not giving up on this one. 



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    3 January 2021, 5:00 am
  • 1 minute 16 seconds
    Bonus: James Explains Brewing

    We're deep in production of our next full episode - in the meantime, just so you know we're still here, James has given you his recipe for brewing a decent beer. Well, I say recipe. Really it's sketchy at best, as beer's all in the technique anyway.

    Written and performed by Alexander Doddy. Music and engineering by Trace Callahan.

    The transcript (and, theoretically, recipe) are available here.

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    8 November 2020, 6:00 pm
  • 1 minute 41 seconds
    Bonus: James Makes Yorkshire Puddings

    James puts his personal spin on explaining the delightful little things that are Yorkshire puddings.

    Written and performed by Alexander Doddy.
    Composition and audio engineering by Trace Callahan.

    The transcript and ingredient list are available here. 

    Enjoy! 

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    1 August 2020, 8:00 pm
  • 1 minute 30 seconds
    Bonus: Zahava's Matzah Balls

    You asked for it! The first in what may well be a series of recipes from the Nameless Crew.

    Written and performed by Caroline Mincks.
    Music and audio engineering by Trace Callahan.

    The transcript and ingredient list are available here. Enjoy! 

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    19 July 2020, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 33 seconds
    1.04 Nature's Social Union

    In Episode Four, “Nature’s Social Union,” we finally have the meeting Zahava’s been talking about, to determine the fate of the unnamed planet. James and his slitherfluff friend watch Clinical Trials, many people go for walks in the rain, and we learn a whole lot about the mission. You know. The mission. Saving humanity.

    Content Notes: this is a heavy one. As always, none of this is gratuitous or described in detail. (There’s more swearing than usual as well.) 

    • Interpersonal conflict: [10:55 - 16:22]
    • Mention of genocide: [15:37 - 15:45]
    • Panic attack, hyperventilation: [15:10 - 16:22]
    • Mention of violence, murder, torture: [42:00 - 43:10]

    The transcript is available. If the transcript link is broken please email [email protected] and we’ll get it to you as soon as we can. 

    This is a collaborative, ensemble project. Many of the character decisions are made by the actors as part of the story and script development process. Please check out the links below for more of their work:

    The poem at the end of this episode is “To a Mouse” by Robert Burns. It seemed extremely fitting. Alexander Doddy gave us his best Scots when he read it. You can find many excellent renditions, including translations, on youtube. 

    Our podcast art was created by Katy Schifferer. Check out her work!

    Please, if you can, donate to the Lakota People’s Law Project at http://lakotalaw.org. And please also continue to support Black Lives Matter in whatever way you can.

    Check out Hank Green's brand-new book, A Beautifully Foolish Endeavor!  There's more information at  https://www.hankgreen.com/.

    We tell a story about another world, but we're not giving up on this one. 



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    6 July 2020, 5:00 am
  • 4 minutes 9 seconds
    Bonus: Kolian Stories - 1 - The Earth Sighed

    One of our favorite things about the Nameless Crew is that all of us contribute to this project in many ways - beyond what you hear when you listen to an episode. This ranges from people having input into character decisions to the wholesale creation of spinoff content.

    Izley Kolian sings songs and tells stories to make sense of the world. We already have one of their songs; here we find them explaining how we came to where we are, and seeking truth in mythology. Like any good storyteller, our blind bard dreams up pictures for us, finds meaning in the spaces between the facts.

    This is written, performed, and engineered by Trace Callahan.
    The text of the story is available as a transcript.  

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    1 May 2020, 4:00 am
  • 25 minutes 58 seconds
    Bonus: Creator Chat! Presenting "Awake," a new original song by Trace Callahan

    Sometimes our conversations about our art turn into different kinds of art. To skip ahead to the song, go to [21:42]. Otherwise, tune in to hear Trace and Evan talk about the process that led to this piece of music. Ever wonder what this creative partnership looks like? We're here to show you.

    (The chirping is Caesar. He's a 21-year-old cockatiel who lives with Evan and wanted very badly to be included. We gave up and let him in on the conversation.)

    Along the way we reveal many deeply-held This Planet Needs a Name secrets. Don't worry, no spoilers, just the soft underbelly of our creative process. We say this thing is a labor of love, and it is. In this case, we decided to capture a little bit of the love and share it with you. Also, we are painfully sincere, ridiculously dorky, and you might just decide you love us back.

    Here's the transcript!  My apologies, I failed to transcribe every single laugh. I did my best. I think we just like each other too much. 

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    25 April 2020, 3:00 am
  • 56 minutes 42 seconds
    1.03 A Many-Splendored Thing

    In Episode Three, “A Many-Splendored Thing,” we meet the Design Team, who are finally awake and learning what they’ve gotten themselves into; Cyrus requires James’s assistance with a science project; and Quill heads upstairs to check on the algae vats and for, obviously, absolutely no other reason involving Mandry at all. We learn more about Mandry, the relationship between Kolian and Zei, and what Zahava really feels about all of them.

    The transcript is available here.

    Content Note:  this episode includes a discussion of an emotionally abusive relationship from the perspective of a survivor [40:35 - 42:19]. It also mentions a pandemic in the context of in-universe fiction [33:20 - 34:15]. And, as always, there is some swearing. A lot of it really. 

    This is a collaborative, ensemble project. Many of the character decisions are made by the actors as part of the story and script development process. Please check out the links below for more of their work:

    And introducing Nerys Howell, currently voicing Nessa the Doctor Detective.

    The promo at the end of this episode is for With Caulk and Candles, a delightful show we hope you’ll check out. 

    Our podcast art was created by Katy Schifferer. Check out her work!

    A great deal of this episode was written and edited at Candy’s, an LGBTQ+ community space in Portland, Maine. Check them out at http://candyslovesyou.space.  Candy’s is closed due to the state of emergency and may struggle to re-open; they could use help right now.

    We found a delightful new book by a queer and trans author - check out FINNA by Nino Cipri!  They also have a short story collection out. You can buy their work through bookshop.org, which benefits local bookshops!  It's a bit tricky to just go pick it up in person right now, after all. Or, if you want the ebook, check out this page from the publisher. 

    Please also support Indigenous Climate Action, if you can. http://indigenousclimateaction.org  

    We tell a story about another world, but we're not giving up on this one. 

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    22 March 2020, 12:00 pm
  • 2 minutes 43 seconds
    Bonus: Unimaginable Animals

    You asked, and she delivered!  Trace Callahan, as Kolian, singing the full version of their song from the prologue. This was entirely Trace's work - lyrics, music, sound design, performance, engineering, all of it. Lyrics below! 

    We haven't given it a name
    We haven't even seen its face
    But this place is the center of our lives
    It's still a million miles away
    And we're still hurtling through space
    The human race is counting on us to survive

    And who knows what we will find
    The first adventure of its kind
    When we land, will there be sand, will there be air?
    (well, I can make air)
    We have a leader not a boss (just ask her)
    We have a doctor who is bored
    We have so much cheese, all these formers, too much time

    Our pilot woke us one by one
    He made a point of being kind
    We have so much algae, giant vats of useful slime
    How I wound up here with Zei
    Chasing yet another sky
    Who knows why? Will there be goats? Will there be trees?

    We're making room for all our feet
    We're planting seeds and growing sky
    That's our plan, that's how we hope that this will be
    I really hope there will be rocks
    If there's just lava tell me why
    We brought so many sleeping people here to see

    And who knows how long it'll take
    Is it all a big mistake
    Will there be stars? Will there be soil? Will there be rain?
    Or unimaginable animals 
    On a planet's surface that's unplannable
    Filled with unimaginable animals, mmm hmmmmm 

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    18 March 2020, 1:00 am
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