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WASH YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES, Movie Watch-Along Heads, with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) with SHAMPOO (1975) watch-along bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! RIP Robert Towne. (And RIP to a previous era’s concerning dearth of helmet laws.) In all the…

This is our July STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who partake (and we thank you!)

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses are back home, recording just a smidge early around that extensive Comedy Bang! Bang! road tour schedj!

Janie ends up reacting to that Ren Faire docuseries, and PFT weighs in on boomer Bacchanal branding. Together, the two announce an upcoming STAY F. HOMEKINS movie watch-along bonus episode (coming out this month), a podcast appearance together coming out this week on A COUPLE and MORE while PFT’s busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) continues.

LIVE-STREAM tickets for this Sunday’s VARIETOPIA with Paul F. Tompkins at 7pm in Los Angeles IN JUST TWO DAYS are available here. The livestream has been reportedly AMAZING quality (probably contingent on various WiFi’s), and of course, the show gets archived for a week afterward for revisiting!

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Get snatched with Janie & Paul (that’s us!) in the INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978) watchalong bonus content under the umbrella of our official STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings! In all the recent Donald Sutherland tributes, it was evident that neither one of us had ever seen this class…

This is our June STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, free to all who listen!

In this STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode, the Homekinses record from different coasts, as they try to make a living in the arts! Janie describes adding industry panels to her professional development rotash and PFT tries to balance the tricky performance/fan interaction amidst a busy tour schedule (both Comedy Bang! Bang! and VARIETOPIA!) Together, the two miss one another while navigating their less of a “work from home” reality and discuss the virtues of looking back on early adulthood from middle age.

Should it be encouraged or dismissed???? LISTEN AND WEIGH IN - comment section below is OPEN FOR BIZZ!

We couldn’t take a table picture for this episode (Ugh, I know! IT IS KILLING ME!!) But we will back in the saddle for our next pod-venture! A watch along? A bonus ep?? Tune in to find out! And by tune in, I mean, subscribe to the Weekend Water substack page to STAY INFORMED (if you haven’t already, and if this landed in your inbox, then you already subscribe and WE APPRECIATE YOU!!)

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It is the FINAL episode of season 11 of Vanderpyoomp with Janie & Paul going into their REACTIONS and FEELINGS on this season of reality TV. It has been a RIDE y’all.

And I don’t know what THIS means. But we went to the mall right after we recorded this very bonus podcast episode of STAY F.…

Hiya’ folks!

We are about to land this plane! The second VANDERPUMP RULES REUNION SHOW has aired, and just like always, Janie & PFT got your back this season and REACT to the episode.

Schwarz tells us about his new girlfriend LOUDLY right next to Joseph, Lala gets mad at the universe and Andy really focuses on the pets! We get into it all.

Full discloj. We have had a few Wednesday weekend waters EARLY and we go off topic a LOT into some crazy zones and we are apologetic now about being insane people…Subscribe, listen and find out and get up in the comment section below, por favor!

Janie & PFT

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It is our beloved May STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast episode FRESHLY RECORDED. Paul comes back from tour, Janie sits behind and next to all walks of life and TOGETHER, the duo discuss…cryogenics and public urination???

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JHT & PFT!

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This month we had to face it got a teensy bit tougher to STAY ON TRACK-KINS.

We’re attempting a lot of hustle. We appreciate you all and this podcast existing and bringing us back down to earth. But, really, IS THERE COMEDY ON OTHER PLANETS???

PFT shares about our jam packed weekend, Janie indulges in some role play with Paul and together the two get into some after dinner conversation while BOTH wearing THIS brand new STAY F. HOMEKINS t-shirt!

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Ok PumpKins. We’ve REACTED to the eighth episode of this eleventh season of VANDERPUMP RULES!

They tried to sneak the premiere of THE VALLEY into the episode!! It was sneaky!!! The gang throws all their therapy speak around and it’s charming! Sandoval still can’t comprehend why he’s no longer trusted, beloved or instantl…

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Hello stalwart STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus content consumers!

We’ve enjoyed recording another watchalong to an iconic movie for you. GREASE from 1978 is the current choice and OUR CHILLS ARE MULTIPLYING!

Simply sync up the podcast with your viewing of GREASE (we talk you through the syncing and pressing “play” moment). Enjoy the film…