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It is the SECOND bonus episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS bonus run of reacting to the tenth season (aka the Thyroid season!) of the reality show Southern Charm! We are NOW behind the paywall with all you STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast SUPERFANS! And it is time to get down to some damp trash BIZNESS with PFT & JHT.

Look, we thought doing these bonus podcast episodes could make consuming this show more enjoyable for us as we try to tune out some of the INTENSITY of living in America as the old gal crumbles. And, it surely does. It will be even better if we invite you to ALSO comment below on how you are feeling about it all and you accept our invitation to get chatty.

Greetings to the STAY F. HOMEKINS Podcast Business Community!

It’s us. Your co-hosts Janie and Paul, just a humble Tompkins and Haddad who met, fell in love, dated and got themselves hitched who record from their Los Angeles home and THUS combine into your stalwart ear-friends: the HOMEKINS!!!

First of all. Happiest of Holidays to you and yours.

Second of all, we just renewed ourselves for a season 6 in 2025! Isn’t that cute and funny, and aren’t we just festive and impish? Thanks to YOU, our cherished and appreciated subscribers, we are chugging along here with our little two-person-content-factory. And we would love to take a moment to THANK you for subscribing to STAY F. HOMEKINS, wherever you get your podcasts. Also, thank you to subscribers of the mother ship of it ALL our Weekend Water substack where you get to stay abreast with direct inbox updates and also interact and comment.

That’s right, if you subscribe to the mother ship of the HOMEKINS here, you get it ALL, including bonus content, and commenting privileges on the whole nine BABY!

Then, third of all, PLEASE, enjoy our final episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod of 2024, where Paul shares stories from his epic year on the road, Janie gets through some feels and together they decide how they want to connect with their alien overlords who are for sure here already, beep bop boop and a nanoo nanoo, kiss my shoe!

And don’t forget to upgrade your subscription here today if you plan to listen to our SOUTHERN CHARM reality show podcast recaps with our unfettered and unfiltered reactions to the Bravo show’s tenth season. We already released one FREE episode of that bonus content before we scuttle the rest of them behind the safety of our lil’ paywall. It will be entertaining (of a sort) to hear us devolve into critical self-reflection through the lens of reality TV. I guarantee it!

Seasonal Squeezes,

Janie & PFT

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Well, we toldja!

It’s Janie & PFT, here. Your stalwart co-hosts of the STAY F. HOMEKINS pod-verse. We are offering a surprise little spate of BONUS episodes where we metabolize the tenth season (this one WILL EVENTUALLY go to 11!) of the Bravo show SOUTHERN CHARM (appears on Bravo on Thursday nights then re-aired on Peacock on Friday nights!)

We are a little late to the FIRST episode since we decided to offer this bonus run as a lifeline to trying to CONSUME LESS DOOM so here is our FREE first episode to entice you and as a little olive branch for a late premiere drop!

Sample it, and if you want to go on this run with us to have a little light fare from thinking about all of the EVER PRESENT PAIN and SUFFERING, please subscribe!

Get into DAMP TRASH with us. Joke’s on us, because we are what we watch.

Enjoy and get up into our comments!! Thanks for hangin’ with us!

Huggles & snuggles,

Janie & PFT

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Hello, listener. This is the newest episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, free to all subscribers.

Thank you for being with us and being a part of our Weekend Water community. We appreciate you. In this episode, Paul whispers he is tired, Janie spoils THE SUBSTANCE (from about minute 50 for a little over 20 minutes), and, together, the couple try to make sense of this strange moment in America’s journey.

Should we all double down on comfort seeking? This is part of our discussion on coping strategies and mental health bolstering. No matter what, we are super unhinged in this one, because we’re in unchartered emotional territory.

Stay sane, y’all. That is our strategy (after getting a little crazy on the pod, of course.)

Be kind,

Janie & PFT

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Thank you for watching Halloween style movies with us, The Homekins, in October the Year of Our Lord 2024! We’re having such a hoot watching and reacting to the scary horror boo scream movies with all a y’all!

It’s the HOMEKINS October watch-along-a-palooza! Treat yourself to a PAID sub to unlock this and ALL vintage …

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Sci-Fi scary awaits…

This October watch-along was quite the fun one! You can imagine how scary an all-male cast is IN ADDITION to slimy looking creatures!

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Paul had seen and loved this one, but this is my first go-round with this film. Sync up the audio track of us watching John Carpenter’s…

It’s the October FREE episode of the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast! Thank you for listening and hope you are enjoying our humble content offerings, in a world of a lot of pods and stacks!

In this episode, the talk turns to democracy and self esteem. And, no, the two aren’t related, OR ARE THEY? Paul gets passionate about our platypus, Janie gets enraged about traitors (not the show) and together, the duo work out their anxiety in their most meandering dinner conversation YET!

Sound off in the comment section below. It’s been a challenging time to dial into the mental health channels, but I know we all can do it with focus and care.

GO VOTE!! FOR KAMALA!!!

Hugs,

Janie & (PFT!)

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It’s giving upgrade…

Folks, is it a Thursday in October at the Weekend Water substack? IT IS? Then, you know what that means!

Where’re our Watch-Along-Freaks at???

Janie & Paul drop their second scary movie watch-along in ya’ FEEDS. This time we turned to the very new Max Original SALEM’S LOT which is a fresh reimagining of the St…

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Find yourself the “theatrical version” of William Friedkin’s 1973 THE EXORCIST that is kicking off the October spooky watch-along extravaganza from the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast umbrella of ENTERTAINMENT! Do not be fooled (like Janie & Paul were) by the wrong version that was cut for commercial breaks. Oh, …

Hello all listeners to the STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast!

Get ready for Comedy Impaction! Our September episode HAS LANDED. Thank you for your patience.

Mr. Paul F Tompkins returns from Comedy Bang Banging ACROSS THE POND! He’s jet-lagged, but he’s After-Dinnering! The duo DARE to have Weekend Water on a Monday to make up for lost time because we have MISSED YOU ALL. We are sorry the episode has been pushed by a few days. It pains us.

In this episode, a dramatic re-enactment of a coffeemaker mishap happens. (If anyone knows Ivy at Moccamaster coffeemakers, please reach out!)

Also, watch this space for a LOT of October content. Subscribe below to be part of it. We wish you all a good and healthy month and we can’t wait to hear your comments BELOOOOOOWWWWWW!

Love,

Janie & PFT

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Hello there happy listeners of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast, hosted by us (Janie & Paul!!) We are grateful that you keep our podcast in your ears and your hearts. Because of our gratitude, we have recorded a movie watch-along track this month along to the film ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK from 1981. We were fortunate to locate this fun John Carpenter action movie on the Kanopy streamer app which is affiliated with library card holders.

Please enjoy the fun by watching the movie and syncing up our audio track on different speakers to watch with us IN YOUR ROOM like a PODCAST FAMILY.

Janie wonders if the dystopian future is propaganda, PFT wonders if they couldn’t have added more women to the cast and together the duo think they could’ve chopped off the president’s hand to release the briefcase.

Also, long live Cabbie!

Join the fun! This is a bonus offering; subscribe below to access this post and ALL the posts. We have some entertaining ones in the vault and we are excited to roll out more. Stay hydrated and not incarcerated!

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Love,

Janie & PFT