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In THIS episode (which got recorded a little earlier in the week, since the Homekins’ had unfortunate Friday recording conflicts) we discuss a scary hard sell, death (always a topical and prescient subject) and FAVE Catholic hymns! Janie has a lingering post-viral cough sucking her very LIFE FORCE and PFT shares a BANANAS experience in Oz!

Talk to the HAND and talk to the COMMENT SECTION BELOW. (It will all soon make sense, and we relish the comments on the posts).

Dig deep and find your sanity. The country is in the TERLET lately and it is ROUGH on many levels. Trying to embrace and cultivate community as a fortification technique to foster peace and power. Thank you for listening and supporting this pod/’stack. We are deeply appreciative.

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Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG.

Janie & Paul

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Hello, everyone!

We have had a wonderful and ever-so-lively time recapping and reacting to this tenth season of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM on our bonus run of STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast premium offerings!

Trigger warning: brief political argument.

However, we definitely get back on track …

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Hey Damp Trashys!

First of all, we MUST apologize for a sound glitch in this one. Paul’s audio is peaking. Ugh! We engineer this sucker down to the STUDS, so unsure how this happened!!!! (And by “we” I mean Janie, obvs, who does NOT have a degree in sound mixing.)

Feel free to get up in the comments below for this episode…

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Hello there, Damp Trash friends!

Yes, YOU, the listeners of our SOUTHERN CHARM recap bonus episodes! We are happy to have you here, albeit a few days late!

Janie here, sorry I held up the pod. I just got back to Los Angeles late last night from West Virginia. I was at a family event…

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Well, here we are! Ready to share our LATEST conversation about the newest Damp Trash (or maybe you call it SOUTHERN CHARM? How quaint!)

In this episode, we deal with some heavy topics the show covers in the most irresponsible manners, or maybe responsibly? Who are we to say, but we look forward to what you think in the comments below! There is a muscular attempt at a theme of breast implants in this episode, some lazy friendships and a possibly exposed attempt to pigeon-hole J.T. which feels VERY SUSS to us. What do YOU, dear listeners think?

Thanks for hanging out with us in the bonus land of our STAY F. HOMEKINS podcast offerings!

Ahoy, mateys!

Janie & Paul went on The JoCo Cruise!

In this episode, Janie coughs a lot (sorry in advance), Paul does impressions of Joe Mantegna AND an annoying American tourist, and TOGETHER, the duo wax poetically about a very surreal and life-affirming experience they recently had on a nerd cruise! (While one of them is on steroids!)

And more GREAT NEWS, big Farewell Frost sale this weekend at Kin Ship Goods (our podcast’s partner for merch) on four of our famous STAY F. HOMEKINS TEES. All 50% off! Do not sleep on the deals. Half off the “I’d rather be duck billed than red-pilled” tee, the classic squirrel and rat tee, the iconic ifykyk “It’s Cuckoo” tee and OF COURSE, the tee with the namesake of our best-selling WEEKEND WATER substack (modeled above in the photo!) Y’AAAALLLL snatch ya those discounted tees so we can make way for a groovy 2025 edition of a STAY F. HOMEKINS tee!

The tee hasn’t organically COME to us yet but the episodes will REVEAL the next tee, and if anything JUMPS at ya for a new tee design, you know what to do, get up in ‘dem comments BELOW!

Thank you, AS ALWAYS, for subscribing and listening. We appreciate you, this space, this community and this portal for our varied and weird niche content in this weird little non-algorithmic corner of the internet. So if you know someone who likes freewheeling conversation podcasts between a sometimes chill yet humor forward couple, please spread the word!

Stay safe, stay sane and STAY STRONG!

Janie & (PFT)

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We finally watched the latest episode of Bravo’s SOUTHERN CHARM and gabbed about it in stark shark-toothed detail for you, a few days late due to traveling!

Thank you for subscribing and listening to the bonus episodes! We are achieving sanity by putting these out, so …

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Come have a good craic with Janie & Paul with this next bonus watch-along STAY F. HOMEKINS episode, dropping a little early for St. Paddy’s Day! We are out of pocket for recording this week’s damp trash Southern Charm bonus pod, so hopefully this will provide a little fun, TO BE SURE!

We will continue to furnish all the bonus goodies for those of you who subscribe to the full range of offerings! But please know our Southern Charm recap will be a few days late! Then we will be right back to the regular scheduling.

Things are really challenging right now, and providing these diversions have been helpful to us. We hope you feel the same way.

In this watch-along, we decided to keep with the St. Paddy’s theme and FINALLY watch the 2024 Netflix film starring Lindsay Lohan, known as IRISH WISH! By St. Brigid, there are some SURPRISING elements! One of which is that Jane Seymour never appears in a scene opposite any of the main cast.

So, stream IRISH WISH with us, just sync up the audio with your viewing experience, we talk you right through it. And pray to the saints we can offer ye some good entertainment!

G’wan!

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Hello Bonus Stay F. Homers!

It is the second installment of the “friend group’s” trip to the Bahamas to see Shep be humiliated by a casual hook-up! In this episode, Janie & Paul react to episode 11 of this season’s SOUTHERN CHARM on Bravo, and the relationship between Sheep and a much younger woman con…

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It’s us from STAY F. HOMEKINS, your married podcast couple with often funny, always free flowing conversation.

Thank you for subscribing and Happy Day After Valentines with our second SFH episode of 2025!

In this episode, Paul & Janie discuss a couple recent Hollywood engagements, Janie thinks of the Delorean and PFT remembers to share his upcoming VARIETOPIA WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS tour cities this Spring (click the “live PFT dates” tab at the top of our Weekend Water substack page for all the info.) And, together, they figure out standardizing graffiti.

Enjoy and thanks for listening. We remain grateful, now more than ever, for this podcast and content sharing space and have cleaned the lint filter of the comment section below just for you. Hop in and tumble around in the conversation

Chocolate hearts,

Janie & PFT

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On this Valentines Day, we watched and recapped Bravo's SOUTHERN CHARM for you. Have no fear, we will drop our February STAY F. HOMEKINS tomorrow, so keep an eye out for it. Head to WeekendWater.substack.com to get full access to all the pods and BEYOND, chickadees!! xo, Janie & Paul