Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and John Taylor

  • 1 hour 28 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Ocean Drive Weekend (1985)

    A listener's recently deceased dad worked on this movie but don't worry, they just did director of photography so they aren't fully to blame for this turd of a 60's nostalgia movie.

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    12 December 2024, 11:12 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Dragon Storm (2004)

    Sci-Fi Channel trying to cash in on Reign of Fire of all things spent a million dollars on this with almost all of that going to the cost of dragon effects and pyrotechnics and none of it to lighting or sound equipment.

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    27 November 2024, 9:44 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Runaway Nightmare (1982)

    This 70's movie that took so long to edit that it came out in the 80's has no redeeming factors. A comedy without humor. An exploitation film without anything risqué. Grainy sound and fuzzy images that serve no purpose.

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    16 November 2024, 7:06 pm
  • 1 hour 30 minutes
    Movie Mastery - The Secret of NIMH 2: Timmy to the Rescue (1998)

    Special guest Taylor Moore joins us to discuss an animated film that truly nobody asked for and that wastes an all star voice cast on the most direct-to-video sequel you could imagine.

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    1 November 2024, 9:08 pm
  • 1 hour 18 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter CottonHell

    This is a movie that almost certainly stemmed from finding a weird rabbit marionette and then "writing" a "script" to use it.

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    17 October 2024, 8:29 pm
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Slotherhouse (2023)

    A horror comedy that forgets it's supposed to be comedic until about the last 10 minutes of the movie. At least the sloth puppet is kinda fun.

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    4 October 2024, 9:57 pm
  • 1 hour 21 minutes
    Movie Mastery - The Dirt Bike Kid (1985)

    A kid buys a magic dirt bike that helps him save the local hot dog restaurant by doing things that have nothing to do with riding a dirt bike.

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    21 September 2024, 7:25 pm
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Soldier (1998)

    I know I had seen this movie before but couldn't remember much and now having reviewed it for the show I know why. There is nothing to remember about this very boring movie about a a man that proves you're never to old to murder a bunch of people.

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    7 September 2024, 6:13 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Dracula 3000 (2004)

    A vampire movie that is continually setting up interesting ideas and refusing to do anything with them because it needs that run time for sex jokes and weed references.

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    23 August 2024, 7:16 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Bio-Dome (1996)

    A movie that tries to be about two bumbling idiot heroes in the vein of Bill & Ted or Dude Where's My Car but has none of the charm, earnestness, or humor that make those work.

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    11 August 2024, 8:12 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Movie Mastery - Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)

    This is the type of kid's movie that isn't just bad because it's low quality schlock but also because all the advice it's supposed to be giving to kids is actively detrimental.

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    19 July 2024, 5:27 pm
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