Famous scandals, true crime, celeb dramas, conspiracy theories, politics, amazing people throughout history... if it's an incredible story, hilarious hosts comedian Rosie Waterland and Jacob Stanley will tell you about it without bogging you down with any of the boring bits. You'll get just the gist of what you need to know - only get the juiciest, most entertaining details (you know, the ones that make you look very smart and interesting when you repeat them at a dinner party).
And just like that... It's time for Just The Gist to take a bow. For now!
After 12 million downloads, hundreds of nutso stories and many, many fart jokes, Just The Gist is going on a little hiatus. So I wanted to take a moment to thank YOU, the Gisteners. From the absolute bottom of my heart, thank you for joining us on this crazy segway ride. Thank you so, so much for Gistening. Truly. And remember, this curtain call is 'goodbye' for now, but not forever! There's too many dumb billionaires in the world for JTG to stay away too long.
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panaretos
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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It's a two-fer baby! Jacob and Rosie need a little break so we're pulling out two more stories from the archives - revisiting two wild stories from the Just The Gist live tour; The Hillbilly Heist and Balloon Boy.
We give you just the gist but if you want more;
Balloon Boy
The Hillbilly Heist of 1997
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panaretos
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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Harrison Okene, a Nigerian ship's cook, faced a remarkable ordeal of survival. In May 2013, he was trapped in an underwater vessel, the Jascon 4, for an astonishing 60 hours before being miraculously rescued. The tugboat had capsized and sunk off the coast of Nigeria while supporting an oil platform.
Okene found himself within an air pocket in the upturned hull of the ship as it rapidly sank. Struggling against panic, he clung to hope as water submerged the vessel completely. Surviving on Coca-Cola and biscuits, he endured darkness, cold, and the constant threat of drowning. With no means of communication, he remained alone in the depths, unsure if rescue would ever come.
Meanwhile, a Dutch underwater rescue team, sent to recover bodies, descended to the wreck site. Against all odds, one diver, Nico van Heerden, discovered Okene alive inside the sunken vessel. Okene, disoriented and frightened, initially mistook the diver for a sea creature. Guided by the diver's light, he swam towards safety, rescued from the depths.
Okene's survival story captured global attention, hailed as a miraculous testament to the human spirit. It shed light on the hazards faced by offshore workers and emphasised the importance of stringent safety measures. His extraordinary tale of endurance and resilience serves as an inspiration, reminding us of the unwavering will to survive, even in the most perilous circumstances.
We give you just the gist, but if you want more, there's this:
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Sam Petersen
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panaretos
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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Reality TV is a global phenomenon. But.. what if we told you it kinda started in Sydney suburbia in the 90s.
In this special branded episode - in partnership with Paramount + - we're giving you just the gist of reality TV; from the first show Sylvania Waters in the 90s, to the worldwide phenomenon in Big Brother, then the 00s hits with The Osbournes, Paris Hilton in the Simple Life, The Kardashians and now in 2023 the next big hit could well be - The Family Stallone.
We give you Just The Gist but if you want more...
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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Imagine sitting at your desk at work, a day like any other. All of a sudden you hear a rumbling that gets louder, and louder. Then you look out the window and see it: a massive tank (yes - TANK), covered in guns, coming straight towards your office. You get outside just in time to see this thing completely flatten your building to the ground, then drive away. Um… WHAT?
That’s exactly what happened in 2004 to the people in Granby, Colorado. Marvin Heemeyer, a local man, was angry at most people in town about a bunch of different nonsense, so he decided to take revenge by spending more than a year modifying a bulldozer into a weaponised war-like tank, which he then drove all over town for several hours destroying everything in his wake. As you do. Local businesses, the town hall, the library, even the police station - all flattened by the Killdozer. And because this thing was indestructible (bullet-proof, bomb-proof, unbreakable steel), there was nothing the police could do, but watch helplessly and hope something - anything - would stop it. It literally got to the point where the army considered dropping a bomb on it so strong it would also destroy the entire town. So what stopped the Killdozer in the end?
We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there’s this:
READ
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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It's Just The Gist - "F*cking White People" Edition; The story of the 1981 film ROAR.
A tale of how a rich naive Hollywood couple spent over a decade making a movie that starred them, their kids and 150 lions, tigers, leopards, panthers, ALLL the big cats. The movie was pitched as a "family comedy", but is widely regarded as one of the most dangerous films of all time.
Roar starred Tippy Hedron (Star of Hitchcock's The Birds and others) her daughter Melanie Griffiths, and the rest of their family.
The plot is broadly "we can save the world/animal kingdom/lions and tigers etc are all big friendly besties who just are misunderstood and we can live with them in harmony". Sounds cute in theory, maybe in adorable cartoons, but filming with 150 big cats gives very different results.
Turns out, big cats gunna big cat; the films credits say no animals were harmed in the making of the movie (lies lol), but they don't say anything about how many PEOPLE were mauled, scalped, attacked, and generally not treated as one would hope to be treated at work.
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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Lol in our DREAMS (Rosie… kind of likes nature now though?).
Plus! Gen Z have invented a new way to shower and you’re doing it wrong. Also! Epidurals - an expensive luxury? And! A new show where a camera is pointed in men’s faces and they are simply asked… why?
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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A turner has been corned! Four years, hundreds of stories, thousands of poop anecdotes. We've finally reached our 200th episode!
Join us as we take a stroll down memory lane, looking back on our best moments: how the show started, where our random catchphrases began, winning an Australian Podcast Award dressed as Moira Rose, Jacob losing his mind over segways, not knowing how bad ‘this weird covid thing’ would be, Rosie trying desperately to get sponsored by Bird In Hand… it’s all in there bébé!
Plus, hearing from YOU - the Gisteners! A great way to get acquainted with JTG if you’re new to the party, and fun memories to re-live if you’re already an old school Gistener.
Here’s to 200 more!
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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It's Cher's birthday so we've gotta do it; From the archives, Jacob lives out his dream and gives us just the gist of Cher. No further description necessary.
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
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And we know you read that in Rosie's Arnold Schwarzenneger accent. Plus! We sat on the same toilet as Mariah Carey at the Oyster Box Hotel. And! We may be on a trip but Rosie hits Jacob with a weird paranormal update that sends him into an existential crisis. Also! Elizabeth Holmes SPEAKS (and she's dropped 'the voice').
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Executive Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Social Producer: Zoe Panateros
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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Take a dive with us into the vault - we're bringing you two of our favourite and wild stories from our live tour era.
First, Rosie reveals the "sensual" relationship between a 23-year-old woman named Mary and a dolphin named Peter. And then Jacob takes us on a journey with the tale of bad ass nuns; after the church all but abandoned them they sold their convent, and all the priceless artefacts within, bought a castle, and lived the highlife they'd never had. But the story doesn't end there.
We give you Just The Gist, but if you want more, there's this:
NUNS ON THE RUN:
MARGARET & PETER:
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Hosts: Rosie Waterland & Jacob Stanley
Senior Producer: Lindsey Green
Assisting Producer: Elise Cooper
Audio Imager: Nat Marshall
Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh
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