EXCLUSIVE coverage of the 2024 Election, and the ONLY place online where you can find out WHO will be the next PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! (It's King Donny T. Remember 2016?) WITH SPECIAL GUESTS: Aaron Imholte from Steel Toe Morning Show, Tom Gulley, Kino Casino, Ethan Ralph, Milo, Sven Stoffels, Ethan and Hila Klein, Keemstar, Boogie, WingsOfRedemption, Charles Howell, and Destiny. PLUS: real-time tracking of Mr. Burgers election-induced mania, Revenge Of The Cis has been let go from Rumble, and revisiting that time Mersh embarrassed himself in front of Martina Markota.

https://podawful.com/posts/2499 

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HAPPY AWFULWEEN! JC(P-)S Criminal Psychology Presents: The dramatic conclusion to the #FindingLilah Saga. The disappearance of Lilah Gold became a cold case in the winter of 2021. She was on her way to meet her online boyfriend, Ruphio Pheonix, for the first time when she was never heard from again. Now, in 2024, the case has gone hot again with new evidence and a confrontation with Ruphio brought to light. We explore the psychology behind Ruphio's twisted mind, including his Mommy Issues, Incel Nature, Psychosexual Disorders, and enjoyment of buttplugs. And a deep dive into investigators' efforts to debunk his crypto fortune, job at a vape shop, and his connection to cryptids and witches. Was Lilah a final sacrifice to a Pagan God? This awkward prequel-sequel completes the Ruphio Pheonix Catfish Horror Trilogy... or does it?

https://podawful.com/posts/2496  VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/HDgTAaGcJ0U 

IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE PROGRUM, READ THIS:

This is the conclusion to a series that happened 3 years ago, called #FindingLilah that was never completed, and predates the Buried Alive and Red Rooms movies. If you've never seen that series, this might not make any sense to you. Start here:

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A Spooky lead-in to AWFULWEEN. THE COUCH QUEEN Mersh has been spotted, buffalo hump and all, out in the wild. Ruphio Pheonix is BACK on Youtube after a long hiatus, and he's made some new CRYPTID friends. Let me introduce you to COUCH CREATURES. Vile beings who move from sofa to sofa, infesting your furniture, and appearing on stream picking their holes. We call a psychic to contact Mersh's DEAD GHOST HUNTER SISTER, and get a big surprise when more spirits than we bargained for show up. Ruphio fell in love with one of his couch creatures, but she seems more interested in the ones that can actually play guitar. And now they are MULTIPLYING. PLUS: KATTAN pulls himself out of the Take Your Shoes Off Podcast couch to appear on Sam Hyde's podcast at Skankfest.

https://podawful.com/posts/2494 

Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we watch Kattan on Perfect Guy Life, and cover some of the April Imholte/Nick Rekieta conspiracies from Twitter, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2495 

VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/80iGXLHmdqY 

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I am joined by animator, cartoonist, and drunkard Sven Stoffels to talk about an EMBARRASSINGLY TERRIBLE podcaster. A guy who wears over-sized grandma sunglasses in his dark studio, makes a big deal about using in-ear monitors instead of headphones, and loves covering Patrick Melton and Steel Toe Morning Show. I'm of course talking about Win By 2 "Radio," and Sven and I can't help but think he reminds us of somebody... BUT FIRST: Artism, FONT CHAT, John K. and Doug TenNapel, the medium is the message, Comedy Sheman is losing it in chat, making Ethan Klein squirm about Hila, HATE MAIL, sperging over RED LIGHTS, video games have ruined an entire generation of artists, 16 Butch Killigan promos, Vito Gesualdi will never release a comic book, and Sven has diarrhea.

https://podawful.com/posts/2491 

Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we catch up with Comedy Sheman's Diapebeast MANIA, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2492 

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/ItI1DvumtXc 

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AARON IMHOLTE IS HERE! A year ago I caught Steel Toe Morning Show ripping off one of my Goons from me. None other than Mr. Burgers. I couldn't believe my eyes. But now something sinister has started happening, something IMPOSSIBLE, and it's leaving a bad taste in my mouth. I believe Mr. Burgers has been replaced with some Artificial Ingredients. Some true A.I. Spergers has gone manic again and this time he's done what no other Goon could do-- he's locked himself OUT of the bathroom, and now the sh*t has literally hit the fan (and the sink, and the patio, and the bed.) Now I am teaming up with the AUTHORITY on A.I. - Aaron Imholte, and we shall test the Impossible Mr. Burgers to find out where's the beef. Can Sperglord pass a Voight-Kampff test? Can he check the Captcha on the bathroom door to finally use the toilet again? Or has he become the very Darf Darf he hates? And WHO is behind his mechanical mania?

VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/qWht1gHBOTE 

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Everyone's Literally Me character has been beaten and humiliated, not only at the box office, but in his clown-hole, too. The Joker was a massive success, so who could see it coming that Joker 2: Folie A Deux would be such a flop? I will give my non-consensual full review of the movie, but first... Chick-Fil-A has fallen, and only an autistic Lady Gaga fan can save the day, the Santa Cruz Joker somehow saw Joker 2 and completely missed his hero getting thrown over a pinball machine like Jodie Foster, Harlan has been arrested for ELDER ABUSE (is he beating his mom?), Miss Jay Joker Fan pulls a "I'm Da Joker, Baby" moment, Corridor Digital released a PODAWFUL-esque video about Dark Future AI and ur founder, Dr. Egon Cholakian, I predicted Lady Gaga being in the Joker with a parody of "Poker Face," and the Joker turns you trans.

https://podawful.com/posts/2489 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/mS9HflgqZzI 

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In this episode, we dive deep into the intriguing intersections of technology and culture! Join us as we explore the fascinating world of Mersh, the impact of hurricanes on our digital lives, and the role of AI in shaping our future. 

We’ll discuss insights from Dr. Egon Cholakian, analyze perspectives from Fleccas Talks and Win By 2 Radio, and dissect the controversies surrounding Redbar and Crystal Crocodile. Has the Comedy Shaman been replaced by AI (and is it better?) 

We’ll tackle the thought-provoking idea behind the Dead Internet Theory—could it really be true? Tune in for a lively conversation that connects the dots between these diverse topics and offers fresh perspectives on our digital existence! Plus, a sinister paranormal character from PODAWFUL'S past crops up again for the final time. 

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Hey everyone! Did you hear? We live an an eternal nightmare world where it is 2016 forever. Hope you enjoy SLOP! Your favorite conservative humor podcast starring a big fat hack and a dopey sidekick reading day-old Twitter takes set to vaporwave aesthetics is BACK, and they are killing it on Youtube! No, not Revenge Of The Cis, their podcast is absolutely dead in the water with Rumble... It's FLECCAS TALKS! Turns out, Royce and Mersh ripped off Fleccas entirely for their whole show, right down to the stupid cyberspace grid background, and stealing jokes from Twitter replies. Hey Grandma? Want to hear your own opinions said back to you? Can't figure out how to sign up for Tucker Carlson's website? Have I got the thing for you! But there has been a Return of The Cis to Youtube, and I don't just mean because of this Jabba The Hutt looking guy and his Salacious Crumb sidekick. ROTC are trying to make vapor-waves back on their newly restored Youtube channel, and Mersh is squershing his mattress over on Nightwave Radio. PLUS: Mr. Burgers wishes Jesse a happy birthday. Mazel Tov!

https://podawful.com/posts/2486 

Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we EXPOSE Royce Lopez for LYING about voting for Trump using his own podcast, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2487 

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/n7cK4lB3YmE 

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MOLESTERY SCIENCE TEACHER 3000: My former high school teacher, David Kielbowick, was an odd duck that all the kids laughed at and ridiculed. He couldn't look the kids in the eyes. He had a tremble in his voice. But he was a pretty decent teacher, and I always thought he was ok. Turns out I was wrong. A few years ago, Kielbowick was arrested on absolutely HORRIBLE, predatory charges, involving a minor female family member. I didn't even know this was illegal, but apparently he made cheese pizza with her. I dunno, maybe he used the wrong type of sauce or something. Anyway, I decided to dig down into this rabbithole and unlock a few mysteries about this story that always bugged me. Who was the family member? Were there any signs or red flags? Turns out, not only was there evidence in plain sight all along, but he had uploaded it himself to Youtube a year before his arrest. And after everything I've uncovered, I've formulated an even DARKER, SICKER theory, that makes an already horrifying story even worse.

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/fQ2eJBn7GNs 

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VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest Problem In The Universe, Mersh, Patrick Melton. Any of these do anything to your heart rate? I'm trying to scare you, and the only way to save yourself is with a dopamine rush, but you can only get that life-saving dopehit from watching the next episode to find out if big fat silly man is being replaced by new big fat silly man. Would you even know if he was? If you switched all of Mersh's molestacules with all of Patrick Melton's chomosomes, would you just get the same guys again? Hey, wait a second... Dick is selling Vito half of the Biggest Problem trademark? For a dollar? Wasn't that my bit? What exactly are even ideas? What if I just stole Maddox's podcast from him, slapped some Keemstar glue on it and gave it a nice coat of PODAWFUL paint? That's technically a new thing. This is transformative because the guy I'm stealing it from paid for it. Vito now lives inside a Lolcow barnyard prison, where Juju is the farmer. What do these words even mean? What has my life become? Will Vito be on the next episode of Biggest Cohost In The Awfulverse? Sign up for my banned Patreon account to find out nothing. This AI model cannot complete that request at this time due to a violation of our Terms and Conditions. Doom Scroll more product from Globoconglomomondocorpocon to stay relatively sedated. Hit the notification bell to achieve no discernible effect. RIFT GRIFT CONFIRMED BY DICK AND VITO.

https://podawful.com/posts/2482

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/YmAFpEm0DhM 

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Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick Glassman's podcast, Take Your Shoes Off, I assume to expose his clawed, webbed feet. In one of the most awkward interviews online, Kattan fights through a klonopin induced haze to try to understand Glassman's cutesy, Ritalin-fueled nonsense. Right? Right. PLUS: Bob Hickman feeding some chickens, and Redbar got a bubble buttkus while trying to figure out fonts.

VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/axdCcJYcl3w    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S