No Such Thing As Love

JawBurns

Terminally single comedians, Jessie Jolles & Claire Burns, no longer believe love exists. Thankfully for us, they’re selflessly in the trenches dating to prove they are right. Laugh with them while they regale us with their dating woes and bring on special guests like a dating coach to dissect their profiles, an ex to explain what went wrong, fellow comedians to share their stories of dating, and actual blind dates that happen in the studio. Listen each week to see what new evidence they’ll have that love will never exist for them. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/nosuchthingaslove/support

  • 14 minutes 4 seconds
    SPECIAL EPISODE: Jessie and Claire Present

    It turns out Jessie & Claire can't stay away from oversharing for too long. They popped back on their mics to tell you about their VIRTUAL live show coming up on 9.28 at 8pm EST. But it doesn't stop there! They also had to share about the latest with the matchmaker and a new crush for Claire and Jessie's big trip home with Mr Boyfriend to meet family! 

    Undoubtedly you'll want more of their updates and antics so buy your ticket with the link below to watch online live or even watch the recording later. They're just desperate for you to watch!

    https://www.eventbrite.com/e/jessie-claire-present-its-a-show-tickets-422179178287


    26 September 2022, 7:00 am
  • 41 minutes 20 seconds
    Following The Fun

    What a wild ride it's been. Jessie and Claire started No Such Thing As Love as a live show 5 years ago to share their silly dating stories with other comedians. After countless good, bad, and meh moments and 3+ years of the podcast, it's time to close this chapter. The ladies spend this last episode reminiscing about all the ridiculous dates, hilarious points of view, and most importantly, the growth they've experienced along the way. 

    Stay tuned for their exciting new monthly video show starting in September! 

    17 August 2022, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 5 seconds
    Touching Your Love Language

    Mistaken text identities, mismatched love languages, and missed calendar tasks. Claire did a some swooning and reflecting while watching Wolverine tap in some snug pants. Jessie has been working on what her new love language means now that she's out of her coffin. Both ladies want a pool but one on her finger and the other at her toes.  

    10 August 2022, 9:00 am
  • 45 minutes 15 seconds
    Fight Level 1 Achieved

    Is a relationship real before you have the first big fight? Or you take him shopping with your best friend? Both things happened this week and the ladies, and Boyfriend, lived to tell the tales. Claire was officially asked to join a polyamorous relationship aka a volleyball team and Jessie over prepped for a night of cyber lovin' that never was.

    3 August 2022, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 40 seconds
    Right to Bare Forearms

    Show me that forearm, Chef. Jessie & Claire chat about the hotness of a muscular forearm and the primal loin tingles that it causes. But the tingles don't stop there. Show them a curvy calf and a bold brow and they'll be weak in the knees. They ladies make their way down a body and end abruptly with idea of sitting on a lap. The good news is they have a big shopping trip coming up with Boyfriend and thanks to a nice guy, Claire is going to give team sports another try. 

    (end song Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats)

    27 July 2022, 9:00 am
  • 38 minutes 2 seconds
    Travel Communication

    Live from the beach and fresh off a successful communication. 

    13 July 2022, 10:00 am
  • 47 minutes 19 seconds
    Baby, You're A Firework

    Still wearing their earplugs from the firework festivities, Jessie and Claire chat about Mr Boyfriend joining in a group activity and all the smooching that ensued. Claire may or may not have been setup but also failed to make anything happen with an old flame because of her horrible texting habits. One of the ladies will never change while the other is now a bonafide Girlfriend.

    6 July 2022, 9:00 am
  • 52 minutes 55 seconds
    Not If, When

    It's time to celebrate yourself! Whether you're finally coming out, successfully enjoying your first trip with a boyfriend, or just celebrating Hug Holiday, give yourself an applause break. Jessie shares the fun of her trip and how her fears started to creep in. Claire lets us know how her 2nd Tawkify date went and how she celebrated this momentous Pride week. 

    29 June 2022, 9:00 am
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    It's In The Charts with Rachel Lang

    Everything we know about Jessie and Claire is validated this week by an insightful chat with intuitive astrologer to the stars (Claire & all her friends), Rachel Lang. They gaze beyond their sun signs to see what relationships look like for them and what desires they were destined to have. But before they look to the stars, the ladies talk about the momentous best friend & boyfriend meeting. After a conversation prompt from Jessie, Claire & Mr Boyfriend dove into references and appreciations; leaving Jessie sitting quietly. 

    22 June 2022, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 25 seconds
    It's My Treat

    Sometimes a kiss is not just a kiss. And sometimes he should never not pay the tab. Now that Jessie has a "boyfriend" (!!!!), it's time to talk about money and relationships and how soon is too soon to start talking finances. Claire is prepping for an exciting week with one and a half dates! But by darting a suggestion from Jessie, Claire realizes why her date was more than just 2 scared people. It's called growth, babe. 

    15 June 2022, 9:00 am
  • 51 minutes 11 seconds
    What's In A Label

    Do happy endings need to have a label? What is the difference in being labeled "girlfriend" and being exclusive? Jessie and Claire tackle these questions and contemplate many more because what is a big step in a relationship if you don't question everything?! Jessie also witnesses a foreign friend language and Claire has a touchy feely brunch time hookup. Nothing says sexy like glaring sunlight. 

    8 June 2022, 9:00 am
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