2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Trippin' Balls On A Plane w/ Russell Peters | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Once again, it's 2 Bears, 1 Cave this time with Tommy Bunz taking a turn in the cave with a guest bear! This week Tom is joined by comedian Russell Peters, who may or may not have a thing for Tom's mom Charo. The two have a lively discussion about hip-hop and Big Daddy Kane, whom Russell knows personally. They also talk about places they don't like to travel to, crazy international flights, older porn stars, doing a special in Abu Dhabi, being a super dad, and the worst place to be tripping on something. They also share their thoughts on cold plunges, their moms, and Tom shares some info about his upcoming series on Netflix. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 261


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    4 November 2024, 1:00 pm
  • 1 hour 14 minutes
    Starting A Cult w/ Stavros Halkias | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Stavros Halkias! With this episode, Stavros earns the rare "2 Bears Triple Crown", having been on the show with both guests individually and together. Stavros has a new movie coming out called "Let's Start A Cult" and Bert can't help gush about it. Stavros cares a lot about this film and feels quite proud of it. Naturally it's a comedy, so Bert and Stavros eventually discuss their personal Comedy Mount Rushmore. They also get into some of Bert's regrets from "The Machine", track suits at movie premieres, the upcoming NBA season, F1 in Vegas, Donald Trump's frequent podcast appearances lately, Charlie Murphy, and a controversial opinion about dentists. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 260


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    28 October 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 36 minutes
    The GREATEST Comedies of All-Time w/ Judd Apatow | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Burnt Crystals being joined by guest bear, Judd Apatow! Judd is the producer of every great comedy from the 2000's and he's got some insider stories behind some of those hits to share. He reveals to Bert why he likes writing about dumb guys and stoners, shares a cute story about writing to Steve Martin in his early days, and Bert gives us an update on Tom and Garth. Judd and Bert also talk about Adam Sandler's clothing style, rich guy stuff, F1, being recognized in public, Steely Dan, 80's comedies, Mulaney, Garry Shandling, and why nobody runs to see comedies in movie theaters anymore. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 259


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    21 October 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears marvel at how far AI has come and wonder if that handy little tool called ChatGPT will one day bring humanity to it's knees. They also speculate what their exit strategies would be if the machines were to rise and take over. On the subject of all-powerful overlords, Bert and Tom talk about some of the world's eccentric dictators, including one I hadn't even heard of named General Butt Naked. They also talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl, some really gay and diverse advertisements, Ari's stage surprise at Skankfest, authenticity, and being naked on a Netflix show! Watch or else ChatGPT will send you a really mean email.


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 258


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    14 October 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 257


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    7 October 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 256


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    30 September 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up and recap their recent trip to Las Vegas. Bert talks about chest tattoos and Tom asks him what he remembers from their bar takeover at Park MGM. Bert brings up his experiences as a new empty nester and dropping off his daughters at college for the first time. Tom recalls a story about an OD in college and the bears share stories about their dads reactions to some really wacky stuff they pulled during their college years. They also talk about LeeAnn's thoughts on magic, Matt Rife's insomnia, giant donuts, Bert's obsession with death, some history lessons, and a lot of food talk. Check it out!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 255


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    23 September 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer went all the way to Las Vegas to chat with it's biggest fan...and also UFC President, the great and powerful Dana White! Dana just pulled off another one of a kind UFC event, this time inside the Vegas Sphere and he chats with bears about it's significance and connection with Mexican culture. Tom and Bert also bond with Dana about being fathers and pick his brain about some of the fathering techniques he has used on his own offspring. They also talk all about Joe Rogan and how Dana found the perfect ambassador and announcer all in one comedic body. Of course, you can't have Dana White on a pod without talking about gambling so the bears ask him loads of questions about his big wins, craziest stories, and the allure of baccarat. Nobody loves Vegas more than Dana and you might feel the urge to book a plane ticket after you listen to this guy talk about it. Enjoy!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 254


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    16 September 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on Bert's recent ailment and his recent bout with nicotine withdrawals. Tom also tells Bert about a really cool dream his son had that may or may not be concerning! The bears also talk about mortality, books, weird things to talk to your kids about, James Perse, shaming people for bad parking, and Bert's recent obsessions. They also talk about Juvenile getting kicked off an airplane plus Bert talks about Hawaii so much you'll wanna go there yourself.


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 253


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    9 September 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 53 minutes 48 seconds
    Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 252


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    2 September 2024, 12:00 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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    HIDE YO MOMS! This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is back with a guest bear of his own. A younger, sexier bear who has many friends in the corn industry. Yung Gravy joins Bert Kreischer and he has a robotic hand helping heal a recent injury that Bert cannot resist asking about. The two talk about corn star swagger, some wholesome comments from CornHub, and Gravy tells a story about a cameo in a certain adult production that was shot in his actual home! The two also talk about Gravy's new music, Shania Twain, Bert being a crystal girl, trying new things artistically, plus the phrase "Serving country" except its not spelled that way, and much more!


    2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 251


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    26 August 2024, 12:00 pm
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