Ask The Nincompoops

Ask The Nincompoops

Future Ghost Ltd

The tremendously clever grown-ups Andy Stanton and Carrie Quinlan will be sharing the vast knowledge they've gained during their lifetimes with some children who, frankly, know nothing.

19 minutes 11 seconds

Term 3 Lesson 15: Do Rocks and Pebbles Taste Nice?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

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9 December 2023, 2:30 am
22 minutes 10 seconds

Term 3 Lesson 14: Why Do Flamingos Stand On One Leg?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

Why do ladybirds have six legs? How does hair grow? How did nothing start? And why are nuts healthy?

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 December 2023, 2:30 am
20 minutes 30 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 13: Why Are Sprouts Disgusting?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 November 2023, 2:30 am
21 minutes 52 seconds

Term 3 Lesson 12: What Is The World Made Of?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 November 2023, 2:30 am
23 minutes 12 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 11: Where Does All The Poo In The World End Up?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 November 2023, 2:30 am
21 minutes 24 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 10: Who Invented The Door?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 November 2023, 2:30 am
21 minutes 11 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 9 : Why Do Horsemen Have Babies?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 October 2023, 1:30 am
20 minutes 56 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 8: How Do You Make Scrambled Eggs?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 October 2023, 1:30 am
20 minutes 32 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 7: Who Invented Ketchup?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 October 2023, 1:30 am
20 minutes 3 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 6: How Long Have You Been Doing This?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

7 October 2023, 1:30 am
19 minutes 57 seconds

Term 3, Lesson 5: How Big Was The World’s Biggest Crisp Ever?

Are you a very unintelligent child? Of COURSE you are. It's well known by clever adults that you kids know NOTHING.

But don't cry because you won't be unedumacated for much longer. Carrie Quinlan (a VERY clever grown-up) and Andy Stanton (who is also a VERY clever grown-up, thank you, actually) are here to educate the world's children and answer their soft, squashy brain questions using GROWN-UP KNOWLEDGE. It's time to....Ask The Nincompoops!

This podcast is suitable for all the family!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 September 2023, 1:30 am
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