We interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to bring you our SPECIAL Star Wars: The Clone Wars review episode!! The Freaks spend a few minutes speculating on the new film prior to screening it, then come back with a full-blown discussion of what they thought of it!!

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THAT’S RIGHT! Sometimes it might take about 30 years for a new issue of a comic to come out, but if it is your SOLEMN MANDATE to cover each and every issue of that comic run, then you gotta do what you gotta do. Such is the situation that Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find themselves in with the release of Marvel Star Wars number 108! The Freaks dust off their old Star Wars Monthly Monday headquarters and dig up all their old sound clips and Star Wars soundtracks and even enlist fellow OLD SCHOOL MARVEL STAR WARS booster SCOTT RYFUN to flip through this new floppy and see how the new guys do with the original continuity. How are our old pals doing? Is it fan service or the start of something new? Is it all about the bunny? Only ONE WAY to find out!

STAR WARS MONTHLY MONDAY is BACK! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they review Star Wars – The Last Jedi and have a spirited conversation on the VERY FUTURE OF STAR WARS! They even lay out a ROUGH GAME PLAN for the future of Star Wars Monthly Monday! Marvel as they talk for TWO HOURS and only say the word “PORG” ONCE!

Star Wars Monthly Monday comes to an end with a look at the very last Marvel UK Star Wars story from the Wild Space Volume 1 Omnibus. Alan “Watchmen” Moore brings us three weird and wacky tales of our favorite Star Warriors getting thrown in the trash, battling Space Archie Bunker, and whatever the hell is going on in “Tilotny Throws A Shape”.

Stick around till the very end to find out what’s up next for “Two True Freaks!” and Star Wars!!

Beware Assistant Editor’s month is upon you as different hosts are doing different shows and sometimes new topics. Join Dr. Bill Robinson, Gene The Hammer Strikes Hendricks and (briefly) Scott I am Brunswick Ryfun as we begin with Star Wars but go to different place.

A place where only the Argo roams to head to Iscandar and fight Gamilons along the way for the Cosmo DNA.

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Welcome to STAR WARS MONTHLY MONDAY! Well, Scott and Chris are in the final stages of mopping up all the British Marvel Star Wars comics and things are getting WEIRD. ALAN MOORE WEIRD. Space Cthulu playing space chess with Darth Vader weird. It’s four short tales ripped from the pages of a foreign Star Wars comic!!! Letters are answered and new members are welcomed to the Facebook page. The Freaks are saddened by the coming end of their Marvel Star Wars, but excited to begin charting NEW Star Wars worlds!

In this episode, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell cover the Marvel Star Wars Weekly UK story – THE DEATH MASQUE! This is the first story on Star Wars Monthly Monday that Scott has never read! Is it worth the wait? THEN – it’s time for The Further Adventures Of Indiana Jones #17, in which we learn how bad art can throw a wet blanket over a perfectly workable story! Next, the Freaks open up the ol’ mailsack and find a WHOLE SLEW of SCINTILATING SCREEDS! Celebrate the beginning of EVERY MONTH with STAR WARS and Two True Freaks!

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for their 60th episode celebrating the phenomenon that is STAR WARS! This time, after a few lengthy and conversation provoking e-mails, the Freaks cover WORLD OF FIRE – a Marvel Comics Star Wars story ripped from the pages of the UK Star Wars Weekly comic! Iy’s a long one, so settle in! THEN- it’s Marvel Comic’s The Further Adventures Of Indiana Jones #16, which doesn’t tickle Scott and Chris’ fancy as much as the Star Wars book! Listen to this podcast and gain ABSOLUTE POWAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

This month, the Freaks wrap up their Christmas season with fabulous gifts of original art and Chris even gets a tiny bit of Christmas spirit and Scott gets his Christmas MOJO back! There is some mild hating on “Dominick The Christmas Donkey” and “Do They Know It’s Christmas”. Then – STAR WARS COMICS – the reason you paid the price of admission! This month it’s another story from the WILD SPACE OMNIBUS! Ever wondered how Princess Leia became such a CRACK SHOT? Well wonder NO MORE! “THE WEAPON’S MASTER” tells the tale! Then, STRAP YOURSELVES IN – it’s time for The Further Adventures Of Indiana Jones #15 featuring the ELECTRIFYING ART of HERB TRIMPE and VINCE COLLETTA. This time Indy fights TWO foes – a FAKE Esmerelda named Emerelda and a FAKE Hirohito named Hiroto! Then he picks up a POTENTIALLY FATAL CASE OF THE CRABS! Is this the SHARK JUMPING SPOT?

Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for STAR WARS MONTHLY MONDAY 58, a podcast dedicated to their LOVE OF STAR WARS COMICS! This month features NO Star Wars comics!! What is going on! Well, since Indiana Jones has been neglected the last few months, the Freaks have decided to offer up a DOUBLE DOSE OF DOCTOR JONES! In this pair of comics we see Indy tangle with gangsters and find out that Indy’s whip is 49 feet long! But don’t worry – there’s a little Star Wars talk in the beginning and LETTERS ARE ANSWERED! Take a peek behind the scenes of Two True Freaks as they address some of the nuts and bolts process behind the podcast in answer to some questions! Also – Chris finds out that there are possibly pictures in existance of Scott cosplaying as LONGSHOT! Also – Shag whines about Plif. It’s a CORKING GOOD TIME!

HRONK! It’s time for two more WILD SPACE Star Wars stories as your pals Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present WAY OF THE WOOKIE and THE DAY AFTER THE DEATH STAR, two stories from the British Weekly comics. Before the main event begins, though, plans are made to cover a bunch of Star Wars EU books and to catch up on Indiana Jones and Scott gets some Star Wars SWAG from across the pond! Also – Rusty Miller and Monkey-Neck McGuinness and HRONK!