As Season 3’s first story arc draws to a close, Tori and Julia review the fast-paced episodes “Contorno” and “Dolce” and Julia shares some opinions on San Diego Comic-Con.

Tori and Julia burn the midnight oil to review “Aperitivo” and mourn the late, great Bella Crawford. Also, we speculate on the Hanniverse’s health care system and heap praise upon Alana and Margot’s respective hair games.

Cancellation can’t keep us down! Tori and Julia are back with a bonus-sized review of “Primavera” and “Secondo,” as well as some thoughts on the show’s future. Because if everything that can happen happens, then you can never really do the wrong thing!

Ah, those three words every girl longs to hear: “Previously, on Hannibal.” Julia and Tori return to review “Antipasto,” the first episode of Hannibal’s third season. Anthony “Scarf Dad” Dimmond is mourned, cinematic references are contemplated and Hannibal’s (in)ability to kill people is laughed at.

The SAM gals recap all the Hannibal Season 3 news from Comic-Con and share their Dashcon experience (the ball pit wasn’t the worst part—or the best). Also, Tori has some big news for fannibals in the northeast and Julia doesn’t know the difference between San Diego and South Dakota. For more info about the Philly fannibal meetup, message Tori on her personal Tumblr: lastratstanding.tumblr.com.

Tori and Julia sift through the ashes of Hannibal’s bloodiest, most dramatic episode to date, “Mizumono.” Also, Tori sees an unsettling resemblance between Kade and the Great Pumpkin and Julia has a suggestion for summer TV viewing (hint: it involves Lee Pace).

Hannibal piñata! Cut the face off the Mason! That’s right, it’s time to review Hannibal season 2’s penultimate episode, “Tome-wan.” Also, Julia talks Eastern European cuisine and Tori relates the stirring tale of Achilles and his buddy Pat. Special guest star: Tori’s pothead neighbor.

In which the SAM gals tackle Episode 11, “Ko No Mono,” Tori and Julia clarify a few things and Hannibal’s rapidly-approaching season finale is speculated on. Plus, we heart Mason (though we wish we didn’t).

In which Tori and Julia tackle what may be the most controversial episode of Hannibal to date, “Naka-Choko.” Get ready for an in-depth discussion of the politics of sexuality, media representation and formalwear for pigs.

In which the SAM gals recap Episode 9, “Shiizakana,” Tori drops some knowledge bombs about dolphins and Julia draws parallels with the Jim Henson classic Dark Crystal. Plus, more than you ever wanted to know about Margot Verger’s Tesla car.