The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!

Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Swifties, make way for the Sh*tties! 

Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties hits theatres in Canada and the US on December 6, and the UK and Ireland January 10!

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

Prepare for a cosmic journey with Bubbles that'll blow your mind... better take some f*cking edibles first! Chow down on a hairy Chinese snack and 16,000oz of booze, and get an update on Julian's cock management quest!

The Boys are recovering from last nights' Halloween partying - and what the f*ck is Bubbles dressed as?! Ricky reveals his trick or treat candy scam, Julian gets trolled, and Bubbles unboxes something very f*cking exciting... get ready for LONGHAULER!

Randy's in a caring mood today,  but he's still stinking up the trailer! Has Bubs found a way to make him smell sweeter? There's also news about Ricky's crazed squirrel hunt, the long neck trend, and an invasion of 30,000 parrots. Plus: Julian's got a tough message for his internet bullies!

The Boys are cooking up some awesome business ideas today - but first they need a sh*t-ton of apples and a floating restaurant in Halifax harbour! Plus: Long-distance pickles, musclemen suits, and a toast to Gord and Jim Lahey!

Get yer drinking pants on Boys, Canadian Thanksgiving is around the corner! Before they get f**ked up, they chat about Ricky's plan to defeat super ants, Julian's sky-high Shanghai surprise, and Bubbles' sh*tty cheese experience. Plus: The cat that came back, and caulking cocks!

It's a wild Park After Dark today with whales, pythons, sloths, and a big hairy bear... called Randy! The Boys also discover why steak is off the f**king menu for poor Bubbles. Plus: Does Randy have an announcement?!