A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.

Written by
John Dowgin

Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
Crystal Storm as Chelsea
Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Pete Barry as Kyle
J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce

Music by Pete Barry
Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin

The script of this episode is available here.

Created & Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
Eric Perry as Whitmire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.

Written & Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
and Bob Killion as Archie Grant

Guest Starring
Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
Eric Perry as Whitmire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein
Pete Barry as Nate Gundry
Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph
and Kirk White as Chet Phillips

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.

There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.
Written by John Dowgin
Directed by Pete Barry
Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Bob Killion as Jake Mittens
J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro
Pete Barry as Mad Monty
and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler
A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.

The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Bob Killion as Warburton and Boucher

Music, sound editing, and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this minisode is available here.

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin
Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki



For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.

It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.
Written & Directed by
J. Michael DeAngelis
Adapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. Moore
Starring
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Bob Killion as The Admiral
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice
Music by Pete Barry
Sound editing and mixing by J. Michael DeAngelis
A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.
Created by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
Produced by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki
For a complete list of credits, visit our website.

The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.

On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer questions about movies that may not be on your watch list. Along with the audience they are challenged to remember character names, story beats, and plot details of this week's feature film. Along the way we discuss some of the films most fun, weird and confusing aspects. If you are a fan of movies, trivia, and don't take either that seriously then this is the show for you.

Created & Hosted by Mark Nessel

Featuring: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin

Mission: Rejected theme song by Pete Barry
What Did We Just Watch? theme song by Daniel Killion & Mark Nessel

Subscribe to What Did We Just Watch? on Spotify or Apple Podcasts.

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this new podcast featuring the cast of Mission: Rejected.

Created and Directed by
Jillian Ashley Blair Ivey

Starring
Ashley Banks as Bel
Anne Coleman as Clarisse
Ross Currie as Andrik
Bob Killion as Chelonian
Chris Klaniecki as Ruckus
with Paige Klaniecki as the bark buttons
and Jill Ivey as your Host and Game Master

Produced, Edited and Sound Design by
Nate Runkle

Executive Producers
The Porch Room

Oops! All Bards is part of The Porch Room Podcast Network on Spreaker Prime. Subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or visit https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards

If you enjoy comedic spins on actual play RPGs, you’ll also love Quest Friends!

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The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.

The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.
Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)

Starring
Katerina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”

Written and Edited by
J. Michael DeAngelis

Music by
Pete Barry

Created and Produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

Members of our Patreon received an unedited version of this interview show, with twice the running time! If you crave more behind the scenes info, you can join us for as little as $1 per month! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.

Written and Directed by
Pete Barry

Starring
Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif
Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

Also Starring
Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
Jill Ivey as Child Star, Elle Mae and Train Voice
and Bob Killion as The Admiral

Guest Starring
David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
J. Michael DeAngelis as Davin Ford
Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
Pete Barry as Ted Desoto
Shannon Perry as Dr. Hermione Pickle
Kristen Norine as Dr. Wiles
Dustin Karrat as Stefan
Dave Serfass as Robot Driver
Natty Leach as Hypnotic Voice
Rebecca Serfass as Lucky
John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
Eric Perry as Secretary Whitmire

Music, sound editing and mixing by
Pete Barry

A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

Created and produced by
Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin

For a complete list of sound effect attributions, visit our website.