Mission Rejected

The Porch Room

The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous...

  • 40 minutes 6 seconds
    509: GoldenEar
    A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computer
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    James Garde as Oz Powers
    Marnie Warner as Fran Nelson
    John Dowgin as Douglas Henson
    Anne Coleman as Anna Nivin
    Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    Rhys Lawton as Case
    Delilah Tahiri as Shadow
    Donna Barry as The Old Section Chief
    David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.
    25 October 2024, 4:01 am
  • 48 minutes 47 seconds
    508: Live and Let Dice
    Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.

    Written by
    Paige Klaniecki & Chris Klaniecki

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Cuthberta
    and Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    Dave Serfass as Innkeeper
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music, sound editing and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
    27 September 2024, 4:00 am
  • 44 minutes 42 seconds
    507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires
    The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.

    Written by
    John Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelis

    Directed by
    Pete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovack
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographer
    and Bob Killion as Miloj and Security Guy

    Guest Starring
    J. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and Nikolai
    Helen Garde as Princess Esmerelda
    Pete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey Champlain
    John Dowgin as Athlete 2
    Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouse
    and special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Music and lyrics by 
    Pete Barry

    Sound editing and mixing by 
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
    30 August 2024, 4:00 am
  • 46 minutes 41 seconds
    506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jean Barry as Quinn Corrino
    Jill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justice
    and Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub Driver

    Guest Starring
    John Dowgin as President Henson
    Dave Serfass as Chief of Staff
    David S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. Dear
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Fortunato
    Eric Werner as Balthazar Montcrief
    Erica Werner as Mother Innocent
    Suzannah Cerreta as Suzannah
    Alexis Sottile as Maria
    with Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Man
    and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by 
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Special thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.

    For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.
    26 July 2024, 4:00 am
  • 54 minutes 1 second
    505: Nooses Off
    A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.

    Written by
    J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige Klaniecki

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien
    Jill Ivey as Prime Minister Niina
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and Gary

    Guest Starring
    John Dowgin as President Henson
    James Garde as Vice President Powers
    Rebecca Serfass as Stage Manager Stella
    Julia Duffy as Cressida
    Shannon Perry as Dr. Pickle
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings
    Benn Iffring as Head Usher
    Kristen Norine  as Dr. Wiles
    Tim Sherburn as Leonardo Bloom
    Dave Serfass as Ol' Sweepy
    and Sarah Rhea Werner as Pat

    Shannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!

    A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.

    Original Music by 
    Pete Barry

    Sound editing and mixing by
    John Dowgin

    Created and produced by
    Pete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.
    28 June 2024, 4:00 am
  • 50 minutes 7 seconds
    504: Murder, She Plagiarized
    An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.

    Written & Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
    and Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man Murphy

    Guest Starring
    Marnie Warner as The Speaker of the House
    John Dowgin as Congressman Flowers
    Sarah Golding as Tess Thatcher
    Ed Faver as Sheriff Art Antonelli
    Mia Scarpa as Deputy Grace Goodwin
    Allison Cossitt as Tammy Townie
    Sam Pasco as Tommy Townie
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Doc Fisherman
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted Desoto
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson
    Rebecca Serfass as Lucky

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.
    31 May 2024, 4:00 am
  • 43 minutes 9 seconds
    503: Naked and Dismayed
    A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.

    Written by
    John Dowgin

    Directed by
    J. Michael DeAngelis

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    and Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and Jambo

    Guest Starring
    Rebecca Serfass as Congresswoman
    Dave Serfass as Coffee Cart Guy
    Crystal Storm as Chelsea
    Michael Trewhella as Harley Higginbottom
    John Dowgin as Dr. Biff Studebaker
    Pete Barry as Kyle
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Bryce

    Music by Pete Barry
    Edited and Mixed by John Dowgin

    The script of this episode is available here.

    Created & Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage
    26 April 2024, 4:00 am
  • 36 minutes 49 seconds
    502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two
    Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.

    Written & Directed by
    Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Connie St. Stevens
    and Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The Admiral

    Guest Starring
    David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.
    29 March 2024, 4:00 am
  • 39 minutes 2 seconds
    501: The World is Way Too Much - Part One
    Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.

    Written & Directed by
    Pete Barry

    Starring
    Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger
    Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
    with Kirk White as Chet Phillips
    and Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice

    Also Starring
    Ashley Banks as Athena O’Brien
    Jill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstrom
    and Bob Killion as Archie Grant

    Guest Starring
    Rebecca Serfass as Hannah Brandt
    David S. Dear as Terry Millionaire
    John Dowgin as Dr. Stroodebaker
    Eric Perry as Whitmire
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Mario Capretti
    Pete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien
    Caden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” Thompson

    A complete transcript of this episode is available here.

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    For a complete list of credits, please visit our website.
    15 March 2024, 4:00 am
  • 11 minutes 56 seconds
    Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big Float
    The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.

    Written and Directed by
    Pete Barry

    Starring
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Jill Ivey as Ellen Finklestein
    Pete Barry as Nate Gundry
    Bob Killion as Handsome Ralph
    and Kirk White as Chet Phillips

    Music, sound editing, and mixing by
    Pete Barry

    A complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.

    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowgin
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki

    Please visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.
    1 March 2024, 5:00 am
  • 14 minutes 13 seconds
    Gloria Kovak, P.I.: China Clown
    There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.
    Written by John Dowgin
    Directed by Pete Barry
    Starring
    Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak
    Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief
    Bob Killion as Jake Mittens
    J. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe Toro
    Pete Barry as Mad Monty
    and John Dowgin as Sherman Stickler
    A complete transcript of the episode can be found here.
    Created and Produced by
    Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John Dowign
    Associate Producer: Paige Klaniecki
    See our website for complete credits and sound effect attributions.





    16 February 2024, 5:00 am
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