Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz & Hank Patterson

Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!

  • 53 minutes 54 seconds
    Episode 633 - Peanut For President

    This week Hank is alone in an empty bathtub drinking whiskey. Hank and Kevin will be chatting about Peanut the Squirrel, an interesting jogging app fundraiser and the importance of remaining friends in a time of clear division. That sounds HEAVY. Enjoy! 

    7 November 2024, 6:00 am
  • 57 minutes 30 seconds
    Episode 632 - Hey Shaq

    This week we've taken nonsense to a whole new level. I listenend twice and still have no idea what anyone was talking about. Something about pasta, Boston, murder, bears...  Enjoy! 

    31 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 13 minutes
    Episode 631 - Don't Feed The Wild Animals

    On this weeks train wreck, Hank and Kevin chat about Arkansas squirrels, feeding racoons, fishing with 6 year old Benton, The Ramones, how to handle NY's rat problem and so much more. Enjoy! 

    17 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Episode 630 - Showgirl Rats and Lost Cats

    On this episode Hank will bore you to tears with his thoughts on parking tickets and paid parking before embarking on a lively conversation with Kevin about some weird taxidermy and a lost cat in Yellowstone.  Enjoy! 

    10 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 56 minutes 55 seconds
    Epidsode 629 - Hank's Fitness Journey 2.0

    Here's another award worthy episode that tackles all the hard hitting topics like... Chow Chow Pandas, severe side effects of magic mushrooms, first class travel and a whole new fad diet from Hank. Enjoy!

    3 October 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    Episode 628 - Monkey Ransom

    This weeks grab bag of nonsense is a rousing conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about a whole host of ridiculousness including Bali monkey thieves, Thailand pythons, Milwaukee convenience stores and so much more. Enjoy! 

    26 September 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Episode 627 - Leave No Caffeine Behind!

    This week Kevin and Hank are talking the effects of cigar smoke on a cockroach, an Amish town in Pennsylvania, coffee pellets, porch pooping and so much more! Enjoy! 

    12 September 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    EPISODE 626 - Cruises, Spies, Football and More!

    The title says it all on this one. Join Hank and Kevin as they chat about Kevin's Disney Cruise, football season, loving and hating teams, whale spies, Hank's Backcountry Hunters And Anglers presentation and much much more! Enjoy! 

    5 September 2024, 5:00 am
  • 48 minutes 19 seconds
    Episode 625 - A Freestyle Mess

    In this episode that maybe should never have been recorded, Hank is freestylin' about a plethora of nonsense... Fishing house flies and the disgusting habits of ancient Romans are the main topics in this meandering mess. You've been warned! Enjoy! 

    29 August 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Episode 624 - Leave No Bite Behind!

    Here's another focused and always on point conversation betwixt Hank and Kevin about all sorts of nonsense. Buckle up and prepare to hear all you ever wanted about Hank's relationship with sugar, flour storage and a bunch of ramblings on how water made it to earth and other inhabitable planets in the universe. You're guaranteed to learn absolutely nothing while getting some well deserved laughs. Enjoy! 

    22 August 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    Episode 623 - Surviving To Go Through Hell

    After a check in on more crazy headlines from the python and cocaine state of Florida, Hank and Kevin chat about the hell folks go through to survive tragedy and whether or not they've got what it takes to survive. Spoiler Alert - They probably don't. Enjoy! 

    15 August 2024, 5:00 am
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