This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re diving into the bizarre and hilarious with two unforgettable stories. First, the mosh pit diaper—a sold-out sensation designed for concertgoers who refuse to miss a beat for a bathroom break. Yes, diapers in mosh pits are now a thing. Then, we’re taking a whirlwind tour of the oddest Guinness World Records of 2024, showcasing humanity’s strangest achievements, from balancing spaghetti on a toothbrush to eyebrow-length extravaganzas. Get ready for laughs, disbelief, and all the weird news you love—no bathroom breaks required!

News Stories Mentioned: 

Mosh Scat: https://news.sky.com/story/mosh-pit-diaper-designed-to-avoid-lines-at-loos-sells-out-13275899?fbclid=IwY2xjawHRrhxleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABHXfRrPmHPTNfcKSc8F2baiktjX34_7RWP9wM0yI-bBPlxJF1I_tvdNUB4w_aem_f25wNcFT3_gjAWsruBY6iw

Guinness Time: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/12/17/oddest-Guinness-World-Records-of-2024/3221734390473/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR1K0R7dDMH96hsPZnqtrZOeuaQmlTN4Ob6a_WeI7iXXKHsbCKY4bbAEriY_aem_klMSuDbUXv6iEGPfUxB1gA

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re swimming into the deep end of weird news! First, we bid farewell to Hvaldimir, the alleged Russian spy beluga whale who captured hearts—and maybe secrets—around the world. Was he a lovable marine mammal or Cold War collateral? Then, things get even darker in Sweden, where kids under 15 are exploiting a legal loophole to work as assassins. Yep, the kiddie table just got deadly. Buckle up for a wild ride of aquatic espionage and pint-sized hitmen on H51!

News Stories Mentioned: 

Spy Whale Death: https://www.npr.org/2024/09/03/nx-s1-5098968/hvaldimir-russian-spy-beluga-whale-dead

Kiddy Crime: https://notthebee.com/article/children-in-sweden-working-as-assassins-because-kids-under-15-cannot-be-arrested-detained-or-prosecuted-for-anything

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Just when you thought the legend of D.B. Cooper couldn’t get any wilder, a new video emerges to reignite the flames of mystery and intrigue! Join the Hysteria 51 crew as they parachute back into one of history’s most baffling heists. Did this anonymous daredevil really vanish into thin air? Could the latest revelations finally crack the case? Or is this another layer of misdirection in the legend of America’s favorite outlaw? From suspects and money trails to conspiracy theories that will make you question everything, we’re diving into the newest twist in the D.B. Cooper saga. Put on your clip-on tie, grab a briefcase of cash, and don’t miss this high-flying episode!

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, we’re diving deep into some stories that are equal parts bizarre and unsettling. First, a woman’s abdominal implant unexpectedly erupts from her leg (yes, you read that right), sparking calls for FDA reforms. What went wrong, and how can Conspiracy Bot profit from it? Then, we surface an oarfish in California, a creature steeped in Japanese folklore as an omen of disaster. Is it just a fish out of water, or does it spell doom? Tune in for the weirdest tales this side of reality!

News Stories Mentioned: 

Ouch: https://arstechnica.com/health/2024/11/womans-abdominal-implant-erupts-from-her-leg-experts-call-for-fda-reforms/

DEEP sea fishing: https://www.npr.org/2024/11/19/nx-s1-5196630/oarfish-california-japan-folklore

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On this week’s Blurry Hysteria, we dig into a treasure hunt that’s gone on longer than most marriages! A golden owl hidden somewhere in France has treasure hunters deciphering riddles for over 30 years. Can you solve it, or will you just wing it like the rest of us? Then, we head to China, where a zoo is accused of painting a dog to look like a panda. Is this an adorable mistake or the work of Conspiracy Bot? Either way, we’re here to ruffle feathers and have a laugh.

News Stories Mentioned: 

Owl Surrender: https://apnews.com/article/france-treasure-hunt-prize-golden-owl-riddles-3794d2a0abe7c2a56964241e5e51596e

Panda-Monium: https://nypost.com/2024/09/19/world-news/chinese-zoo-admits-its-pandas-are-just-painted-dogs/

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It’s time to dive deep (literally) into the icy mysteries of Europa, Jupiter’s frozen moon that might just be the cosmic Atlantis. We’re cracking the ice on Europa’s potential subsurface ocean and asking the big questions: Are alien squids plotting to overthrow Earth? Could Europa’s ocean host life—or at least a killer alien shark movie? And how does radiation fit into all this? (Spoiler: It’s not great for suntans.)

We’ll explore the latest research, NASA’s Europa Clipper mission, and why some scientists think this moon could be the best bet for finding extraterrestrial life. Join us as we get salty about Europa’s briny waters, speculate wildly (because science), and discuss whether Europa’s icy surface is nature’s biggest “No Trespassing” sign this week on Hysteria 51!

Special thanks to this week’s research sources:

Videos

We Might Find Alien Life In 2305 Days - https://youtu.be/DJO_9auJhJQ?si=o6aAWhWjM6NYG1Ol

Extraterrestrial Cycloids - Why Are They on Europa? - https://youtu.be/j3LXPmiEB-w?si=INIE0N_c6mnTZ-kz

Europa Clipper: Exploring Jupiter's Ocean World -  https://youtu.be/j6zT4p2CvTQ?si=pyI2oJODY90p2qvE

Europa Report (2013) movie - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2051879/

Websites

Europa Clipper via Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europa_Clipper

Magnetosphere of Jupiter via Wikipedia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetosphere_of_Jupiter

Europa Clipper (2024) via Nasa.gov - https://science.nasa.gov/mission/europa-clipper/

Hand, K. P. & Carlson, R. W. (2015). Europa’s surface color suggests an ocean rich with sodium chloride. Geophysical research letters - https://gfd.whoi.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/14/2024/04/hand_carlson2015grlNaCl.pdf

Dalton, J. B. et al. (2003). Near-Infrared Detection of Potential Evidence for Microscopic Organisms on Europa. Astrobiology - https://www.researchgate.net/publication/8956147_Near-Infrared_Detection_of_Potential_Evidence_for_Microscopic_Organisms_on_Europa

Carr, M., Belton, M., Chapman, C. et al. (1998). Evidence for a subsurface ocean on Europa. Nature 391, 363–365 - https://www.nature.com/articles/34857

New Findings Support Prospect of Life on Jupiter’s Moon Europa (2024) via Nasa.gov - https://science.nasa.gov/solar-system/planets/jupiter/jupiter-moons/new-findings-support-prospect-of-life-on-jupiters-moon-europa/

Meitzler, R., Jun, I., Blase, R. et al. (2023). Investigating Europa’s Radiation Environment with the Europa Clipper Radiation Monitor. Space Sci Rev 219, 61 - https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s11214-023-01003-8

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This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into some truly hair-raising (and head-turning) stories! First, we unravel the bizarre case of Rapunzel syndrome as surgeons pull a massive 2.5-inch hairball from a teen’s stomach. Then, a Florida beachgoer makes a shocking discovery—a human head washed ashore. Is it a clue to a larger mystery or just another day in the Sunshine State? You can’t make this stuff up— but it does give Conspiracy Bot ideas. Tune in for the weird this week on Blurry Hysteria!

News Stories Mentioned: 

Hairy Situation: https://arstechnica.com/health/2024/11/surgeons-remove-2-5-inch-hairball-from-teen-with-rare-rapunzel-syndrome/

Florida Head Hunters: https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2024/11/13/human-head-washes-ashore-on-florida-beach/

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This week, Blurry Hysteria turns the weird dial to Kentucky via Canada (AKA 11) as we delve into stories you won’t believe (but probably wish you could un-hear). First, we head to Nova Scotia, where a shocking discovery in a Walmart oven raises questions (and eyebrows). Then, it’s off to good old Kentucky for a tale that’s equal parts crime drama and macabre mystery as body parts lead to an arrest that feels ripped from a horror flick. Tune in for all the bizarre twists, ridiculous theories, and the dark humor that drives Kevin Crispin crazy. Oh yeah, Mr. Sad Times Podcast himself is here too this week!

News Stories Mentioned: 

Oven Oops: https://www.ksn.com/news/national-world/19-year-old-woman-found-dead-in-oven-in-nova-scotia-walmart/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1TYwyX2NO20NzW7UXLO9YzFQFfYNMg9Y9W9K7tD8SnAynJJBcxAH5qtfg_aem_pB4-VpZGRguhfUf7LJiszA

Cooking Spells: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/kentucky-body-parts-torilena-fields-arrest-b2627936.html?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR13B3atlEEU_fIYaw-aOi06sC4XggTobY2e46bZZzFjIAE4xNxPIFWjulM_aem_f1ype-EeFEv5OmNae5pO3Q

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The Rake

One of the internet's most enduring creepypastas—a story of a terrifying creature that preys on unsuspecting people in their sleep. Born from the online world, it quickly gained popularity, growing from a simple, scary tale into a fully-fledged phenomenon. This week we dive into its evolution, influence on pop culture, and its impact on those who’ve encountered stories about it, on Hysteria 51.

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Websites

Creepypasta wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creepypasta

The Rake Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_creepypastas

Know Your Meme |The Rake - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-rake

Dictionary - https://www.dictionary.com/e/fictional-characters/the-rake/

Clare Bush - https://www.clarabush.com/the-rake-urban-legend/

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Check your struts and chutes, Flora is blasting off straight into the heart of the lost cosmonaut conspiracy theory! A conspiracy involving Soviet coverup of terrible atrocities, the lost cosmonaut theory deals with purported evidence of death after death in the race for space supremacy. Cries into the abyss, a faltering heartbeat, and airbrushed photos are just a few aspects of this theory. David delves deeply into the lore, examining audio files, photographs, and claims made by theorists. Just how bad was the loss of life? Was Yuri Gagarin really the first person in space? What can you even believe anymore? Sit back and let Flora take you on an audio odyssey to the 60s and beyond in this episode of Hysteria 51!

Blue Sizzle, Crypto, Danse Macabre, Spacial Winds, Myst on the Moor – Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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• Conspiracy: http://coolinterestingstuff.com/the-lost-cosmonauts-conspiracy
• Doctored Photos: https://www.wired.com/2011/04/soviet-space-propaganda/
• Fact and Fiction: http://the-toast.net/2014/06/17/everything-worth-believing-lost-cosmonauts-theory/
• A Summary: https://theunredacted.com/lost-cosmonauts-the-tombs-in-space/
• Komarov’s Story: https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/astronaut-vladimir-komarov-man-fell-space-1967/
• Argument for Gargarin: http://www.cosmoworld.ru/spaceencyclopedia/publications/index.shtml?zhelez_20.html Zheleznyakov, Alexander. “Gagarin was Still THE First. Part Two.” Spaceflight. 1 Nov. 2002, Volume 44, Number 11: 471-475.
• Follow Ups: https://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2011/05/03/135919389/a-cosmonauts-fiery-death-retold
• Reader’s Digest: http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/conspiracy/q0235a.shtml
• Site: http://www.lostcosmonauts.net/
• Oberg 1: http://www.jamesoberg.com/phantoms.html
• Oberg, James. Uncovering Soviet Disasters. New York: Random House, Inc., 1988. 156-176.
• Another Summary: http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/conspiracy/q0235.shtml

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On this week’s episode of Blurry Hysteria, we dive headfirst into some truly bizarre and mind-boggling headlines. First, we explore the cutting-edge (pun intended) world of science where stem cells from circumcised baby foreskin are being used to grow mini-brains that not only process data but also run AI more efficiently than your average smartphone. Then, we check in with a spooky survey that claims most American houses are haunted. Could your home be next? Tune in for some haunted homes and brainy baby bits—only on Blurry Hysteria!

News Stories Mentioned: 

PeePee PC: https://www.dailyatomic.com/stem-cells-from-foreskin-of-circumcised-baby-penis-used-to-grow-mini-brains-able-to-process-data-and-run-ai-faster-while-consuming-almost-no-energy/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTAAAR2MUzRFiykObACtmqC5c47M2IYOcSgTa1soqv0ncQBRV6PAmTJeLOpz5R0_aem_oJRt7YF2KAvM2V37T4Ic0A

Haunted Properties: https://www.latintimes.com/majority-american-houses-are-haunted-homeowners-say-survey-561705

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