Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

  • 49 minutes 47 seconds
    Berner Phone #63: Halloween Faux Pas

    We address the pros and cons of Halloween and people's most embarassing costumes. 

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    1 November 2024, 7:41 pm
  • 1 hour 2 minutes
    Berner Phone #62: Stuff That's Overrated

    Hannah's back (again). We're coming for everything from running to bad sex positions and the dialers are sharing hot takes on the most overrated things in life.

     

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    25 October 2024, 3:39 pm
  • 1 hour 27 seconds
    Berner Phone #61: Childhood Nostalgia

    Hannah is back on pod this week and we're feeling nostalgic. Is there really such a thing as a the good ole days? Those who got to go to Blockbuster on Friday nights and burn CDs for their high school girlfriend would say yes. 

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    17 October 2024, 12:52 pm
  • 1 hour 37 seconds
    Berner Phone #60: Best Life Advice

    Des is joined by the hilarious Joanne McNally this week. They're giving advice on dating a comedian, in-law issues, how to woo an Irish man, and correct emoji usage. 

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    10 October 2024, 9:22 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Berner Phone #59: The Craziest Lies

    The dialers have been through the wringer with some crazy liars. We start off light hearted then hear some insane (and possibly illegal) stories. We don't condone lying BUT white lies about why you were late or why you canceled plans are completely ok.

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    1 October 2024, 2:29 am
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Berner Phone #58: Best Gripes

    Gripes come in many forms and, in our book, they are all completely valid. The dialers are sharing the things that grind their gears and Hannah gives some advice to the big booty girlies.

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    17 September 2024, 10:31 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Berner Phone #57: Bad Roommates

    Bad roommates are a canon event, but they always make for a good story. The dialers are sharing some horror stories and we start to realize we might have been the bad roommates. 

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    12 September 2024, 4:06 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #56: Spicy Advice Part 2

    There were some wild and juicy messages this week. We're giving more advice about relationships, trying stand up, and ruining wedding days. 

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    4 September 2024, 9:53 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Berner Phone #55: Spicy Advice

    We're back this week with another advice episode. The dialers have found themselves in some sticky situations and we're giving our unprofessional advice. 

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    28 August 2024, 6:03 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Berner Phone #54: Dumbest Purchases

    We've all fallen victim to buying items from targeted ads that seem like the cure to all our problems. This week the dialers are sharing the purchases they regret and have hidden from their spouses. And it's one of our favorite episodes so far. 

     

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    19 August 2024, 8:28 pm
  • 57 minutes 6 seconds
    Berner Phone #53: The Best Excuses

    What if we all stopped trying to make excuses and just said no? The moral of today's episode is "if it's not a fuck yes it's a no". 

     

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    14 August 2024, 1:11 pm
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