Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

  • 59 minutes 25 seconds
    Berner Phone #49: Bad Drivers

    Nothing ruins your peaceful drive like a bad driver. Hannah doesn't have a driver's license but don't worry she still has plenty of opinons. This was a cathartic episode for Des who claims he doesn't have road rage. 

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    14 July 2024, 5:36 pm
  • 58 minutes 20 seconds
    Berner Phone #48: When Bad Things Are Good

    Things don't always work out the way we planned but often it turns out for the best. Whether it's crazy ex boyfriends or crushed dreams of winning Wimbledon, life has a way of working out. 

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    8 July 2024, 7:54 pm
  • 1 hour 7 minutes
    Berner Phone #47: Best Song Lyrics Ever

    We're going through the dialer's favorite song lyrics and there are even some impromptu performances. We learned Hannnah likes music that makes her want to punch a wall and Des likes music that makes him tear up. 

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    30 June 2024, 2:15 pm
  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Berner Phone #46: Hannah's Next Special

    Hannah and Des are both in the process of writing a new hour of stand up. The dialers are helping to spark some creativity and inspiration. Are Irish men sexy and what do we think of therapy? And for the first time ever, someone wants Hannah to talk more about tennis.

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    23 June 2024, 3:35 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #45: Best Flirting Strategies

    Hannah, Des, and the dialers are recalling their best and worst attempts at flirting. We discuss whether guys actually enjoy negging and drop one of the most unique DM slides we’ve ever heard.

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    15 June 2024, 2:41 am
  • 1 hour 16 minutes
    Berner Phone #44: Movies You Need To Watch

    Grab your popcorn. The dialers called in with their favorite old movies and Hannah tried to explain the cultural impact of Mean Girls.

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    8 June 2024, 1:53 pm
  • 57 minutes 47 seconds
    Berner Phone #43: Invention Ideas

    The dialers tell us their best invention ideas and we ranted about bad therapists, new dating app ideas, the science of sunscreen, and Hannah's favorite condiment. 

     

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    2 June 2024, 12:13 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #42: Airport Problems

    This episode raised our blood pressure. Traveling is stressful and fellow travelers often make it even worse. Perhaps a travelers license should be a new requirement at airports. 

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    26 May 2024, 2:21 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Berner Phone #41: Under the Influence

    Hangxiety is the worst feeling to wake up to. But this week the dialers put their embarrassing stories to good use. Hannah and Des also have wildly different stories to share this week.

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    17 May 2024, 6:28 pm
  • 56 minutes 43 seconds
    Berner Phone #40: Trying New Things In Bed

    This episode might "go down" as one of our all-time favorites. The dialers brought it this week with brutally honest and funny stories about their latest adventures and mishaps in the bedroom. Plus, we discuss how Nikki Glaser is the reason we got married. 

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    11 May 2024, 8:42 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Berner Phone #39: Debunking Old Wives' Tales

    We were all told as kids that we wouldn't survive if we went outside with wet hair. This week, we are debunking old wives' tales to find out if everything we've been told by our parents was a lie. 

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    3 May 2024, 3:29 pm
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