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  • 20 minutes 49 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #020

    EP 020: Ghostly Encounters & Paranormal Puzzles - The Archive Remastered


    👻 Welcome back to the vault, spectral enthusiasts! As we dust off the archives, join me, your tech-challenged host, as I fumble with my recorder—some things never change. This week's remastered episode takes us through corridors of mystery and rooms rattled with the echoes of the past.


    🎭 In the spotlight, we have Alex Winter sharing a spine-tingling tale from the theatre's wings. His mother, a night-shift nurse and staunch skeptic, encountered a phantom golden retriever at the hospital—a touching nod, perhaps, to her own departed pets. We're peeling back the veil to uncover the truth.


    🍔 Rewind to 1993: the year I first came face-to-face with a ghost. Imagine Stockport, a ramshackle house, and a fast-food worker with a fascination for the afterlife—that's me. The apparition? A trouserless specter in my girlfriend's bedroom. Brace yourselves as I revisit this spectral intrusion.


    🔮 Mike Cox steps out of the dressing room and into the paranormal fray, recounting his eerie Ouija board encounter at 12. Meet ALF, the spirit with a story, and hear the chilling aftermath of that fateful call to the beyond.


    🛁 But that's not all. Mike's anecdote of a friend, tormented by a cottage's sinister spirit, and the dark history of a drowned child, sends shivers down our spines. And let's not forget the police officer's pursuit that ended in a wall. These tales might just make you rethink your next bath or late-night stroll.


    As we conclude this haunting journey, Mike's earned a solid 6/10 on our ghostly leaderboard. Think you've got a story to top that? Reach out and share your paranormal encounters.


    📲 Follow Mike's comedic adventures with the supernatural and beyond on Instagram at comedy_mike.

    Until next time, keep your recorders handy and your eyes peeled—there's always more to the story.


    Spiritually yours

    Clint.x


    Credits:

    • Storytelling by: Clinton Baptiste, Alex Winter, and Mike Cox
    • Paranormal Insights: Taruak and the unseen crew
    • Archival Magic: Laurie from Peters-Fox
    • Link to Mikes Instagram: comedy_mike

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    3 May 2024, 5:30 am
  • 20 minutes 59 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #019

    Hello, dear listeners! In today's episode, we're peeling back the veil between the now and the hereafter, exploring hauntings of the heart and the hilarious. Are these apparitions real, or just figments of longing? Let's find out together.


    📺 Leighton's Living Room ApparitionLeighton from Walsall brings us a tale that teeters on the edge of romance and the supernatural. Imagine the scene: a cozy couch, a casual date, and then... a spectral third wheel? Was it a genuine ghostly girl by the TV, or a sly escape from a kiss? We're on the case to uncover the truth behind the phantom presence.


    💔 Ruth: A Love Across TimeNext, I share a personal encounter from the '90s that still sends shivers down my spine. A vision of beauty named Ruth, with her 1940s allure, materialises from a time of war into my living room. Was it a slip through time or a ghostly visitation fuelled by love? Join me under the moonlight as we unravel this amorous anomaly.


    👬 Mark's Quest for LoveIn Manchester, Mark seeks the cards' wisdom for a chance at lasting love. As we lay out his path to partnership, we'll explore the cosmic connections that could lead Mark to his soulmate. Can the spirits guide him to the one, or is love closer than he thinks?


    🚴 Molly's Canal ConundrumAnd then, there's Molly from Blackburn, haunted by a figure draped in sheets along the canal. Is it a phantom with a stick, or just high jinks on the towpath? We might cut this mystery short, but not the laughs it brings.


    As the curtain falls on EP 19, remember that the line between the other side and ours is as thin as a ghost's whisper.


    Spiritually yours, Clinton.x


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    26 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 38 minutes 12 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #017 & #018

    🔮 Episode 17 & 18 : Shadows, Spirits, and Spooky Shenanigans


    Greetings Patreons, ghost hunters and skeptics alike! In these combined, remastered episodes, we venture into the heart of darkness and light, uncovering stories that'll chill, thrill, and tickle your funny bone. From haunted castles to spectral cinemas, and a tale of techy romance that might just ghost you. Fasten your seatbelts; it's going to be a bumpy night!


    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Sue Bo and the Shit on the Doorknob

    First up, Gavin from Glasgow takes us on a journey to an abandoned Victorian house in East Kilbride, with ivy embracing its ancient walls. What awaited inside? Slime on the doorknob, a furry shadow lurking in the dark, and whispers of Tibby the witch. Dive into the mystery with us as Gavin recounts his eerie adventure and the legend that haunts those halls.


    🏰 A Disbeliever's Disappointment in Newcastle

    Next, we hear from a lady in Newcastle, a self-proclaimed skeptic of the supernatural. Expecting luxury but greeted by decay, she and her lover's ghost tour in a castle ends in disappointment... until the Ouija board speaks. What message from beyond did they uncover? Tune in for a tale that might just turn a skeptic into a believer.


    🎥 Bam Bam's Cinematic Encounter

    Imagine sitting in a cinema, feeling the weight of history in your seat. Bam Bam, an imaginative 8-year-old, shares her belief that she shared a seat with the spirit of a soldier fallen in battle. A heartwarming reminder that sometimes, the past sits right beside us.


    👻 Pierre and the Nursery Phantom

    Pierre, 25, and his brother encounter a small, ghostly figure in a nursery, a sight unseen by others. Was it a mere reflection, a figment of their imagination, or a spirit from the other side? We shed light on this chilling tale of childhood hauntings and shared visions.


    💔 Gale and David: A Technological Romance?

    Finally, a cautionary tale of modern love. Gale, from HR, and David, a tech wizard, meet over a deleted file and a cup of coffee. Could this be the start of a beautiful romance, or is David just a tech bore? Listen as we explore the digital age's impact on love and connection.

    As we close the veil on this episode, remember, the world is more mysterious and interconnected than we can ever imagine. Whether through the lens of technology or the eyes of the past, there's always more to the story.


    Spiritually yours.

    Clinton.x


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    19 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 27 minutes 12 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #016

    🔮Archive Ep#16 Whispers in the Night and Other Spooky Affairs


    Welcome back to our realm of the unexplained and occasionally absurd, dear listeners! This week, we're tiptoeing through a collection of tales that straddle the line between the otherworldly and the awkwardly human. So, grab your favourite spectral snack, and let's dive into the abyss of mystery and misadventure.


    🌌 First Stop: A Haunting in LeedsImagine a night as quiet as a crypt in an old hotel near Leeds. Wendy, our first storyteller, shares a bone-chilling encounter that's sure to leave you questioning the divide between our world and the next. Tucked in bed early and stone-cold sober, Wendy's peaceful sleep was interrupted by an unseen presence at 3 AM. Covers pulled away, and the sensation of someone... or something pressing down on her. Was it a spectral visitor or the overly familiar barman with a penchant for key jingling? Listen in as we unravel this eerie enigma.


    💘 A Twist of Fate and FlatulenceNext, we're whisked away on a whimsical journey with Kenny and Juliette, the star-crossed lovers from opposite sides of the track. Kenny, dreaming of the high life yet grounded by his modest means, plans the perfect evening to win Juliette's heart. But as the night unfolds, a comedic twist awaits our lovebirds. A tale of romance, aspiration, and an ill-timed... ahem, gust, reminding us that love isn't just in the air but sometimes, a little lower to the ground.


    👻 Herbert the Pervert: A Ghostly GroperRacheal, a friend of the show, revisits us with updates on Herbert, the less-than-gentlemanly Spector with a cold touch and an even colder sense of boundaries. From icy caresses in the garden to a startling awakening accompanied by the scent of cow manure, Racheal's experiences blur the line between the paranormal and the downright invasive. Armed with Latin advice and a plea to our spiritual advisor, Taruak, we seek to give Herbert his ethereal marching orders.


    🔑 Psychic Sally and the Mystery of the KeysOur final caller, Sarah from Salisbury, recounts her visit to psychic Sally Morgan. In a moment of spiritual connection, Sally channels a spirit named John, revealing a secret set of keys hidden behind a fridge freezer. But these keys unlock more than just doors; they open the door to marital secrets and spectral interventions. Join us as we explore the implications of John's message and the power of psychic insight.

    As we close this chapter of our paranormal podcast, remember, the world is full of mysteries waiting in the shadows. Whether you're encountering ghostly gropers or romantic misfires, we're here to navigate the twilight together.


    Spiritually yours,

    Clinton.x


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    12 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 35 minutes 59 seconds
    Live AGAIN from the 100 Club

    Hello, my spectral spectators and ghost story aficionados! Clinton Baptiste here, ready to thrill and chill you with another live showcase from the heart of London's paranormal playground, the 100 Club.


    This week, we're veering off the beaten path of archived echoes to present live, pulse-pounding encounters from you, our beloved audience. And let me tell you, we've got some belters... and CONTENDERS vying for tonight's star prize – exclusive, possibly haunted, T-shirts!


    🏭 Derek's Factory Fright: Derek shares a chilling tale of his father's night shift encounter in a sprawling factory. A voice saying "hello" in the dead of night, but was it a practical joke, or something more spectral? We dive deep.

    🏠 Diana's Domestic Disturbance: Diana's Hertfordshire home comes with an extra occupant, Dave the ghost, who's not keen on letting go. Find out how this affectionate spirit sabotages sales.

    💡 Antonia's Illuminated Insights: In West Hampstead, Antonia experiences a light show courtesy of David and Ruth from beyond the grave. Are these flickering lights a message?

    🪞 Emily's Reflective Revelation: A mirror in Emily's living room reveals a prophetic Chinese man forecasting dark events. We peer into the glass for answers.

    🌿 Chingle Hall's Lavender Lament: A visitor to Chingle Hall encounters sighs and the overwhelming scent of lavender in the dead of night. A ghostly greeting or something else?

    🐱 Mary's Mediumistic Moggie: Mary claims her cat predicted the Queen's demise. Is this feline a furry oracle, or is it all just purr-ception?

    👻 Doris's Victorian Visitation: Taps on the back and a spectral granny sighting send Doris reeling. Was this a familial visitation or a vision from beyond?

    Join us for these eerie tales, live reactions, and ghostly giggles. Who will win the coveted T-shirts, and more importantly, who will leave with their spine still intact?


    Stay spooky, and may the best ghost story win,

    Clinton.x


    Credits:

    • Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.  

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    5 April 2024, 5:30 am
  • 31 minutes 14 seconds
    Live from the 100 Club

    🔮 Live from the 100 Club: Ghostly Gatherings

    Hello, my ethereal enthusiasts and spectral supporters! Clinton Baptiste here, taking you on a special detour from our usual archival adventures to bring you something truly extraordinary. This week, we're coming to you live from none other than London's historic 100 Club!


    We're setting the archives aside to delve into your direct encounters with the otherworldly. The stories we've unearthed are nothing short of astounding. Picture this: a fire door that just won't close, mysteriously linked to the spirit of a man found with a bag over his head in his hotel room.


    And that's just the beginning. Imagine stepping into a KFC, only to learn it was temporarily closed due to a rotting presence above, leaving behind an invisible force that's taken to poking unsuspecting patrons.


    Then, there's the chilling account of a mannequin in a loft, whose appearance seems to shift in ways that defy explanation.

    Join us for these tales and more, as we explore the eerie, the unexplained, and the outright bizarre. These stories are guaranteed to send a shiver down your spine and perhaps make you glance over your shoulder a bit more often.


    Stay tuned, keep the lights on, and let's dive into the ghostly conversations that await at the 100 Club.

    Stay spooky, my friends, Clinton.x


    Credits:

    Thanks to all that attended the 100 Club 28th Jan 2024

    • Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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    29 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 20 minutes 44 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #015


    🔮 Shadows and Whispers: Unraveling Mysteries of the Mind and Beyond


    Greetings, my disciples of the mysterious and the macabre! It's Clinton Baptiste here, with another spine-tingling installment that'll have you questioning what's real, what's imagined, and what lies in the shadowy in-between.


    🌲 First up, we reconnect with Lisa, whose tales from a house in Vermont already sent shivers down our spines. This time, she takes us to Italy, 1996, to a campsite nestled in the woods where the night brought more than just darkness. Imagine the terror of seeing the outline of a man in your tent, not once, but twice, paralyzing you with fear. What unfolds is a tale of eerie encounters that blurs the line between presence and illusion.


    🌙 Then, I share a peculiarly heartwarming story about dreams and the lengths our minds go to fulfill them. Meet Keith, a 28-year-old charmer living with his mum, beloved by ladies... or so he thought. His world turns upside down with a supposed mail from Miley Cyrus, claiming him as the love of her life. Dive into a narrative that explores the depths of fantasy and the stark reality of waking life.


    📖 Lastly, Marco from Stirling brings us a Scottish tale of secrets, symbols, and spectral messages. Feathers, a mysterious book, and cans of special brew left at his doorstep lead him to believe his grandad's spirit is reaching out. With the help of Taruwak, we delve into this spooky story, seeking signs and offering advice on interpreting these otherworldly warnings.


    So, grab your headphones, dim the lights, and prepare for a journey into the heart of the paranormal and the peculiar corners of the human psyche.


    Stay spooky, stay curious,

    Clint.x


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    • Podcast remastered/re-censored by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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    22 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 18 minutes 12 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #014

    Spooky Stories Archive #014 - Eerie Echoes: Poltergeists or Plate Tectonics?


    🔮 Spectral Harmonies: Chasing Fame and Fleeting Phantoms

    Greetings, my Patreon disciples of the mysterious and the macabre! It's Clinton Baptiste here, transmitting another installment of spooky sagas directly to your psychic inbox.


    🌴 This week, we're breaking new ground with our very first Skype call – all the way from Florida, would you believe it? Andrew from Newcastle, currently sunning himself across the pond, regales us with a tale that might just chill your bones more than the hotel's air con. He speaks of a poltergeist's pranks in his room – objects taking flight, an eerie ambiance... But his mates reckon it was just an earthquake. We'll delve deep to discern whether Andrew's experience was a brush with the beyond or merely a seismic slip-up!


    🎤 Then, we tune into the aspirational notes of Racheal, a lass with her eyes set on international pop stardom. This isn't just a journey to the top of the charts; it's a voyage into the uncanny. She stumbles upon someone with their own record label – but is there more to this lucky break than meets the eye? Stay tuned to find out if Racheal's path to fame is lined with gold records or ghostly echoes.


    👻 Lastly, we've got Jason from the West Midlands with a BBQ party that turned paranormal. Imagine sauntering into an old church, urged by your mates to sit in the back pew, only to find yourself receiving 'shoulder taps' from an unseen guest! Jason's story doesn't just raise the hair on your neck; it brings a whole new meaning to 'spiritual awakening.'

    So, grab your headphones, light a candle (for ambiance, mind you), and prepare for a journey through the perplexing and paranormal.


    Stay spooky, stay skeptical,

    Clint.x


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    • Podcast remastered/re-censored by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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    15 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 25 minutes 1 second
    Spooky Stories Archive #013

    Spooky Stories Archive #013


    🔮 More from the Archive! Episode 13 – Remastered Gems and Ghostly Encounters

    Greetings, my lovely Patreons....the podcast continues with Episode 13...and it's a thrilling ride through the paranormal and the peculiar!

    👻 First up, we connect with Faye in the pastoral settings of Derbyshire. Imagine a scene from the 1980s where the calm of the night is shattered by the sound of glass breaking, shadowy figures lurking at the foot of your bed, and the eerie whispers of children that seem to come from nowhere. It's a tale that might just make you question the veil between our world and the next.


    🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Next, Dale from Wales shares a collection of spine-tingling experiences from a house in Swansea. Picture a lone shoe taking a stroll across the room without a soul in sight – literally! And if that's not enough to raise your hairs, imagine hearing the distant sounds of a party from another era, echoing laughter, and clinking glasses through the walls.


    🎙️ And here's a special treat – a spooky story snuck in from our live show at the iconic 100 Club. I had a chat with a young man about his grandad's big clock – yes, you heard right, his clock! It's a tale that's as heartwarming as it is eerie, reminding us that sometimes, the objects we hold dear can hold more than just sentimental value.


    So, grab a cuppa, settle in, and let these spectral stories from the archives wash over you. It's going to be an episode to remember – or one that the ghosts won't let you forget!


    Stay spooky, my friends,

    Clint.x


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    • Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.

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    8 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 23 minutes 38 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #012

    Episode 12


    👻✨ Namaste, It is I, Clinton Baptiste, back with another thrilling instalment from our 'Spooky Stories Archive'! Episode 12 is ready to send shivers down your spine – exclusively for my dear Patreons.


    In this unearthed gem, I'm chatting with Sheila on line 3. She's got a bone-chilling tale from '82 about a house that's not just old—it's a literal portal to the other side! Imagine finding a Polaroid picture of your entire family asleep, with no clue who took it. Gives you the heebie-jeebies, doesn't it?


    Then, there's Dave, our long-haul hero. He reminisces about Karen, his school-day sweetheart, and a visit to her old house that turns into a ghostly encounter. Wait till you hear how this story spirals into the paranormal!


    And let's not forget Ben. Poor fella thinks he's got an uninvited guest in his home. Disappearing objects, mysterious bangs, and voices that lead nowhere. We dive deep into his spooky domestic drama – you won't believe your ears.


    🚚👻 So, buckle up for some serious spectral storytelling! As always, these tales are straight from the annals of the otherworld, remastered for your listening pleasure. Only on Patreon, where the spirits speak a little louder and the mysteries unravel just for you.


    Clint.x


    • Remastered by Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox.

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    1 March 2024, 6:30 am
  • 34 minutes 28 seconds
    Spooky Stories Archive #010 & #011

    Episode 10 & 11


    🎙️👻 Gather 'round, for a supernaturally extended session from the vaults! Episode 10 and 11 are melded into one grand spectral saga, just for your ears.

    Zena kicks us off with her dual guiding spirits – or as I fondly dub them, her "bi-spiritual" advisors. We dig into the ethereal guidance they bestow upon her, but remember, when your week's spirit takes a nosedive, don't just point fingers at the phantoms – it's time for a bit of soul-searching... literally.


    Then we have the tale of Julian and Sarah – he's a bit thick to Sarah's otherworldly advances. Maybe the spirits should start sending emails instead, eh?

    Daina's farm life turns eerie with a bang and a mysteriously detached aerial. Could it be poltergeist DIY? We're on the case!


    Howard's nocturnal disturbances get a look-in too. My advice? Maybe switch from the supernatural to the super-constructive – like a new hobby or a gaze into a more enlightening mirror.


    Teresa from the ghostly grounds of Staffordshire shares her longing for a sign from her departed dad. John Davis plays hard to get in the afterlife, but trust me, he's got spirit! We'll coax him out yet.


    And Susan from Blackpool brings us a tale of true love found beyond the haunted hedges of personal grooming. There's a soulmate for every soul, and sometimes, they're just a wax strip away.


    Lastly, Micheal in Suffolk encounters a spectral cyclist with a fashion sense stuck in the '90s. Adidas and messages from beyond? Now that's what I call ghosting!

    So snuggle up with your ectoplasmic blanket, Patreons – these remastered archive tales are bound to send shivers down your spine and maybe a chuckle or two. Stay spooky, my friends.


    Clint.x


    • Edited, censored and Remastered by Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox.

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    23 February 2024, 6:30 am
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