lmao y’all I don’t even know anymore

Join us as we discuss Brendan Shanahan’s hurt feelings, have a wee cackle over Jack Eichel winning a cup before McDavid, and conduct a mini anthropological study of NHLer weddings.

Part 1. A measured response on the Toronto Maple Leafs and group therapy session 

Part 2. lmao lol welp 

Digressions include: booktok & Tyler Seguin (again), biological clocks, and the Leafs’ potentially (?) killing someone’s grandmother.

It’s important to celebrate the victories in life, especially if the victory is avoiding a second-round sweep.

Join your hosts as they break down the first four games of Round 2 vs the Florida Panthers. Sure we know what happened, but it’s important to remember the good (and delusion). Enemies are declared, friendships are ended, and for a bit of fun, hockeys are paired with some classic Greek Myths.

Y’all they finally did it. Is there anything else to say?

Join your hosts as they celebrate the Leafs’ first playoff series WIN in 19 years (!!!) and put some teams into some situations, inspired by Helen & Liz beginning Yellowjackets.

It’s playoffs baby and we at RGP are embracing the power of narrative.

Join your hosts as we break down the first 3 games of Leafs v Lightning, ponder what life as a Tavares adoptee would be like, and Helen admits the funniest reason to miss a goal ever recorded.

Liz: I just think the 1st round pick for Sandin is going to come back into play! Narrator: The pick did not come back into play.

Join Liz and Producer Emily as they discuss the Leafs’ trade deadline moves, try to determine who Tanner Jeannot even is, and ask why Dubas insists on empty-nesting Nylander.

There’s so much to unpack in this episode: the cat/dog dynamic of Matthews and Marner, Morgan Rielly being the glue holding the Leaf to Leafs together, All-Star shenanigans, and so much more.

Do you ever sit and think about how much you love John Tavares? Well, have we got the episode for you!

Join us as we finally learn what’s in Tavares’ backpack, laugh at Bo Horvat getting traded after getting named to the All-Star game, and discuss (in depth) our favourite slut and manwhore NHL performances.

It’s that time of year again! February! A normal time to release a bonus secret Santa episode.

Join us as we give out our very special gifts to the Toronto Maple Leafs. Digressions include: our need for access to the Leafs’ finsta accounts, the Swedish tradition of the Gävle goat, Mitch’s Zeus tattoo, Luke Skywalker’s Chanel boots, Earthquake preparedness, Newfoundland dogs, and so much more!

Welcome back to Real Gud Pros! Turns out when you take a little Christmas break, news starts to pile up — who knew!

Join us as we discuss the declining quality of the Leaf to Leafs, homophobia in hockey (I’m getting deja vu), the Leafs’ season so far and how we’re feeling going into the second half and eventually playoffs.

Discussion of Ivan Provorov and the Philadelphia Flyers: 59:27- 1:21:26

Get out your intro to psychology notes, folks, we’re psychoanalyzing the Leafs!

Join your hosts as they discuss the fascinating specimen that is Mitch Marner, drop some very bold Auston Matthews predictions, and objectify Pierre Engvall — I don’t even want to talk about how much ogling I had to edit out. It was egregious.