It's here, folks. College football is back. This episode, ARob and Patrick give you a season preview: most pivotal game, trap game, offensive and defensive MVPs, and much more. We also give a way-too-quick Idaho prediction, because it's Idaho, we didn't do a lot of research, and if Penn State loses we're just going to stop doing the podcast. Special guests this week include ARob's cat scratching at the door, and the official sponsor of the pod (and Patrick's new roommate) Jack Lawn.

Alex and Patrick each give 5 Things We Know We Know (basically bold predictions but 10 times better.) Patrick compliments Alex on his great predictions, because he knows all of them will come true, and gives his perfectly average picks.

Alex and Patrick are back to go over some made up Penn State related over-unders for the 2019 seasons. Will Sean Clifford throw more than 25 touchdowns? Will Justin Shorter have more than 35 receptions? Will Penn State have more than four after 3:30 kickoffs? All that and much more discussed on the episode.