TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls

“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”
-Nintendo Life


Check under your doctor’s mask to make sure it’s not your ex-boyfriend and embrace the beauty that is turquoise—it’s time for CORSOLA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they tell female rocks to smile more, kick a buzzkill down the street, and relive an interesting encounter in an Abercrombie and Fitch dressing room.

Check out BALLSmusical.com to STREAM or ATTEND Brandon's Completely Unrelated Monster-Catchin' Musical!

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Don’t make any sudden movements, or your best friend will ram you into a wall! It’s PILOSWINE! Join Brandon and Brielle as they send congratulations cards to dead men, plan the perfect crime, and design yarmulkes for Mohawks. So go chat up the quiet guy in the corner and make sure your poems don’t rhyme—it’s time to get dirty in the mud patch with this mammoth mofo!

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TICKETS to see BALLS live on stage or stream are available NOW! Go to BALLSmusical.com or caveat.nyc/events/balls and use code BUTTDUCK for $5 off any ticket (code only good until this Tuesday 1/14)

“This show wears its Pokémon inspiration proud on its sleeve… a proper laugh-fest!”
-Nintendo Life

A wild musical appears! “BALLS” is an action-packed immersive experience about the MONSTERS we collect and the FIGHTS we choose to fight. Be the very first to start a “NEW GAME” in this one-of-a-kind extravaganza, overflowing with 8-bit bops, improvised battles, and 151 original Collectabuddies.

MONSTERS WERE SCARY. AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SCARED. So he squished ‘em down into little balls, and created a safer world: where monsters are pets - and pets do what they’re told. But when these “Collectabuddies” begin to BITE BACK, the Professor and his piece-of-sh*t grandson are forced to battle their past conceptions of right and wrong to save the game they helped create.

“Project we love!”
-Kickstarter

“Turn your hat sideways and make your pets fight in this hilarious…unique interactive experience.”
-Games Press

“I can not wait to see this musical!”
-"Video Game Journalist"

“BALLS: The Monster-Catchin’ Musical Comédy” is a musical created by Brandon Zelman and Harrison Bryan as a transformative work under US Fair Use laws. “BALLS” is not authorized, sanctioned, licensed or endorsed by any brand, organization, franchise, underground cock fighting ring, or person, living or dead.

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Put down the shrooms and wake up your pig nose butthole—it’s time to oink some coke and deep dive into SWINUB! Join Brandon and Brielle as they definitely know who Katy Perry is, learn about leprosy short stories, and debate what can and can’t be kicked down a hill. So close your eyes, block your nose, cut off your tongue, and heighten your EARS to listen to this tasty non-Kosher nonsense.

This episode originally debuted more than a year ago on Patreon. To hear a fart-ton of additional EXLUSIVE EPISODES, check us out at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon

Break out the vodka and crack into that slimy membrane—it’s the Goomy episode! Brandon and Brielle debate what makes a dragon legitimate, argue if boogers need to match a creature’s color, and dance their way away from fearful situations. Be careful touching that play button, it’s covered in Goomy germs (syphilis).


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Tear down your glue statues and keep an eye out for ice giants—it’s MAGCARGO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fight about sound board control, Brandon learns the difference between clams, oysters, and mussels, and a reporter from the 1930s makes a time machine visit. But in the end, we all worm.

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TLDR: We're sick but we'll be back soon!

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Just a lil thanksgiving side-dish to go with the mashed potaties and the stuffin'.

For the FULL EPISODE ft. the Return of Collin, check out our Patreon.

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!
@deepspaceradio on instagram!
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Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!
@deepspaceradio on instagram!
Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!

Slugma, the original white feminist, is calling up the girlies because we are going OUT and we are NEVER GONNA STOP (on account of whenever they stop they become lil gargoyles thatcha gotta pop in the lava tub). So grab your gonads and GO GO GO! I get no respect! I'm just a worm!

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon

Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod

Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!
@deepspaceradio on instagram!
Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!

And our Merch Store is LIVE!
Patreon Supporters get 15% off!
Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.

Welp. It’s a bear with ringworm folks. It’s URSARING! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to recall nostalgic smells, travel back in time to witness the first Viking invasion of England, and sing a song about bears trying to mate with Ash. And in case you really like our theme song, you’re in luck because Brandon plays it about 100 times.

Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon

Tiktok and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod

Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle

Collin's (Not a) Podcast: Deep Space Radio on Spotify!
@deepspaceradio on instagram!
Be sure to listen to Deep Space Radio wherever you consume your internet content!

And our Merch Store is LIVE!
Patreon Supporters get 15% off!
Become an official student of the University of Owl Owl Facts Facts with some gorgeous swag.

Keep your behavior sportsmanlike (murderous) and your buttholes plugged (with guns and grass), it’s TEDDIURSA! Join Brandon and Brielle as they describe a 30 stage Pokémon, learn the distance between Germany and Japan, and give you every reason to join the Patreon. Hide your honey and your wet wet hands, and learn about this absolute door of a bear!


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Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle