The new American pope is here, Trump is fast-tracking white South African refugees, the Sean “Diddy” Combs trial has begun, and Erin and Alyssa are here to break it down. They also do a deep dive into wellness influencer Casey Means, who might just be the next U.S. surgeon general. They wrap up with a conversation about Karoline Leavitt’s super mom status and Adidas’ new down syndrome accessible shoe program.

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“She Was Tearful About It”: The Nuances of Casey Means’s Medical Exit and Antiestablishment Origins (Vanity Fair 5/9)

Casey Means: influencer, RFK Jr favorite – and Trump’s pick for surgeon general (The Guardian 5/11)

How a post #MeToo law opened the floodgates for allegations against Sean 'Diddy' Combs (NPR 5/7)

The trial of Sean Combs: What you need to know (NPR 5/12) 

Quakers march against Trump’s crackdown on immigrants, carrying on a long tradition (LA Times 5/11)

Episcopal Church says it won’t help resettle white South Africans granted refugee status in US (AP News 5/12)

Pope Leo XIV calls for Gaza ceasefire in first Sunday message (Al Jazeera 5/11)

Pope calls for journalists to be released from prison (BBC 5/12)

Erin and Alyssa are together IN PERSON to discuss the latest news from the Texas bill that would mandate wastewater testing for mifepristone, to how Janet Mills’ resistance to funding cuts paid off, to a preview of the papal conclave. Then Parker Molloy, author of The Present Age newsletter, joins for a conversation about the problems with the mainstream media’s coverage of the Trump administration’s attacks on transgender youth. Finally, in Sani-Petty they discuss podcasts that are keeping them sane. 

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'We won': Maine Gov. Mills celebrates state's legal settlement with USDA over funding freeze (WMTW 5/2)

NIH cancels participation in Safe to Sleep campaign that decreased infant deaths (Stat  4/30)

Former Vice President Pence defends Constitution after getting Profile in Courage Award (AP 5/5)

Bizarre Texas Bill Wants to Test the Water for Birth Control, Abortion Pills (Jezebel 4/23)

Major News Outlets Can't Bring Themselves to Call Conversion Therapy What It Is (The Present Age 5/5)

Who are the main contenders to be the next pope? (Al Jazeera 5/5)

Vatican to deactivate mobile phone signal ahead of secret meeting to elect new pope (CNN 5/6)

Erin and Alyssa unpack how the suspension of the de minimis exemption will affect our shopping habits, Trump’s exploitation of the International Emergency Economic Powers Act, and conservative women’s media desire to “make America hot again.” Then the Pitt’s Katherine LaNasa, aka Nurse Dana, joins to talk about the making of America’s favorite TV show and where she drew inspiration from for her kick ass character. They finish up with a very petty examination of Bill Belichick’s age-gap relationship.

Trump is ending this tariff loophole for low-cost packages. Here’s what that could mean for consumers (PBS 4/24)

Trump’s Tariffs Prompt Wave of Lawsuits as States and Businesses Fight Back (NYT 4/27)

The Women Who Want to Make America Hot Again (Glamour 4/25)

Now comes the ‘womanosphere’: the anti-feminist media telling women to be thin, fertile and Republican (Guardian 4/24)

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Donald Trump has waged a war on children, and activist and founder of Moms First, Reshma Saujani, joins to discuss how the administration's policies harm mothers. Erin and Alyssa also cover Pete Hegseth’s leaky group chats, RFK Jr.’s plans to create a registry of autistic Americans, and the future of the Take It Down Act. They wrap it up in the sanity corner with praise for Jack Shlossberg’s TikTok and uplifting news from the Professional Women's Hockey League. 

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What to Know About Pope Francis’ Death (NYT 4/21)

Elon Musk says he's taking a step back from DOGE after Tesla "blowback" (AXIOS 4/22)

Trump backed a bill on nonconsensual intimate images — but he fired its enforcers (The 19th* 4/17)

Exclusive: The White House is looking to replace Pete Hegseth as defense secretary (NPR 4/21)

Internal budget document reveals extent of Trump’s proposed health cuts (WaPo 4/16)

Kennedy Claimed Autism ‘Destroys’ Lives. Autistic People Disagree. (NYT 4/18)

White House Assesses Ways to Persuade Women to Have More Children (NYT 4/21)

Larry David: My Dinner With Adolf (NYT 4/21)

RFK Jr. is gutting the CDC, Elon Musk has a breeding fetish, Speaker Mike Johnson does not want new mothers to vote in Congress, and Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco are here to break it down. They also dive into how Trump’s tariffs are impacting the luxury goods economy and whether anyone wants to buy a Louis Vuitton bag made in Texas. They wrap up in the Sanity Corner with some petty commentary about Cheryl Hines and JD Vance.

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The Tactics Elon Musk Uses to Manage His ‘Legion’ of Babies—and Their Mothers (WSJ 4/15)

Rep. Pettersen says it was 'difficult' decision to bring infant son to House floor to fight for proxy voting (ABC 4/2)

CDC's cruise ship inspectors laid off amid bad year for outbreaks (CBS News 4/10)

HHS taps anti-vaccine activist to look at debunked links between autism and vaccines, sources say (NBC NEWS 3/26)

'A pretty stark moment for us,' Milwaukee health officials denied federal assistance in ongoing lead crisis (ABC Wisn 4/14)

Samantha Bee joins Alyssa Mastromonaco to discuss the latest on Trump’s tariffs, I.C.E. 's partnership with the I.R.S., and Laura Loomer in the Oval Office. They also have an honest conversation about their journey through menopause, which is a struggle for everybody, even Oprah. Then Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett joins for some real talk about D.O.G.E., the stock market, and Elon Musk.  

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Listen to Samantha Bee’s How To Survive Menopause special here

I.R.S. Agrees to Share Migrants’ Tax Information With ICE (NYT 4/8)

Between tariffs and survival, American business owners are doing alarming math (NPR 4/7)

Trump Family’s Cash Registers Ring as Financial Meltdown Plays Out (NYT 4/5)

White House advisers have kept Laura Loomer at bay for months. Then, Trump invited her in (CNN 4/5)

‘I screamed and the world listened’: how astronaut Amanda Nguyen survived rape to fight for other victims (The Guardian 3/5)

Samantha Bee joins Hysteria to talk reproductive health funding, special elections, and the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. They don’t feel bad for criticizing Kristi Noem’s outfits, and they do feel a little bad that Elise Stefanik lost her cabinet position. Sam also gets in touch with her Canadian roots and gives the inside perspective on how America’s craziness is affecting our neighbors to the North. Then comedian Kiran Deol chats with Alyssa about some more hopeful, uplifting news stories. They wrap up with a Sanity Corner discussion of Shen Yun and figure skating.

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Alysa Liu figure skating (Instagram)

Shen Yun: The Dark Side of a Dance Troupe (NYT 4/2)

Canadians Know Americans. They Don’t Want to Be One. (NYT 3/22)

Comic Amber Ruffin cut from White House correspondents’ event after angering Trump team (AP 3/31)

Inside Trump's shock decision to pull the plug on Elise Stefanik's nomination (NBC News 3/28)

Taxpayers had to foot Kristi Noem’s huge travel bill last year, new data shows (Independent 3/30)

Human rights groups rebuke Kristi Noem’s visit to El Salvador prison: ‘political theater’ (The Guardian 3/27)

Usha Vance Greenland Plans Changed After People Refused to Meet Her: Report (Newsweek 3/28)

Newly Approved Tartan Design Memorializes Those Persecuted Under Scotland’s Witchcraft Act (The Wild Hunt 2/19)

Monica Lewinsky and Michigan State Senator Mallory McMorrow join for a very special episode of Hysteria. Mallory and Alyssa discuss Trump’s systematic dismantling of the Department of Education, Lisa Murkowski’s scathing read of the Republican Party, and their media diets. Then Monica shares behind-the-scenes stories from her new podcast and what reclaiming means to her. They wrap up with a petty rant about Usha Vance and a wholesome story of community coming together.

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USDA cancels $500M in food deliveries, leaving food banks scrambling (WaPo 3/24)

Greenland’s leader says US officials’ visit is ‘highly aggressive.’ Trump says it’s ‘friendliness, not provocation’ (CNN 3/24)

GOP Senator Slams Republicans for Being “Afraid” of Elon Musk (The New Republic 3/19) 

Trump demands Maine governor apologize — or the state will face consequences (Politico 3/22) 

‘A dark day’ for American children: Trump issues order to kill the Department of Education (The 19th 3/20)

Alyssa Mastromonaco and guest host Errin Haines (The 19* News) dive into federal budget cuts, criminal abortion charges in Texas, and egg trafficking at the border. Then, Megan Gailey joins for a March Madness panel to discuss Juju Watkins, Paige Bueckers, and their predictions for the NCAA Basketball tournament. They also chat about The White Lotus, the fall of Forever 21, and daylight savings time.

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Trump signs GOP’s 6-month government funding bill passed by Congress (PBS 3/15)

Texas midwife arrested for allegedly providing abortions amid state’s near-total ban (The Gaurdian 3/17)

Border Patrol Has Seized More Eggs Than Fentanyl So Far This Year (Newsweek 3/17)

Forever 21 is bankrupt, again. This time actually could be forever (NPR 3/17)

Teenagers Say Girls Are Equal to Boys in School, or Are Ahead (NYT 3/13)

'Beyond the Gates' makes and reflects Black history at a critical time on screen and off (NBC 2/25)

A 14-Year-Old Just Became the Youngest Player in NWSL History (Sports Illustrated 3/16)

America is in retrograde, and Errin Haines of The 19th* News and Alyssa Mastromonaco are here to talk about it. They discuss the latest on the dismantling of the Department of Education, Kamala Harris’s next political move, and the consequences of resistance under Trump. Then, internationally recognized leader in reproductive health and board-certified gynecologist Dr. Karen Tang joins to talk about perimenopause and hormone replacement therapy and answer listener questions. They wrap up with their honest review of Meghan Markle’s new Netflix show and their other current TV favorites.

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Breonna Taylor’s mother remembers (The 19th 3/12)

Democrats unveil bill to reinstate veterans fired in Trump workforce cuts (The Hill 3/10)

USDA pauses funding to University of Maine after Trump clash with governor (The Hill 3/11)

D.C.'s Black Lives Matter mural will be erased. Look back at the iconic street painting (NPR 3/8)

‘She is evil’: Amy Coney Barrett under attack by right wing after USAid ruling (The Guardian 3/8)

Tony Hinchcliffe, comedian who sparked controversy at Trump rally, lands Netflix deal (CNN 3/10)

Kamala Harris sets a deadline for her next move (Politico 3/7)

Education Department prepares to lay off roughly half its staff (NBC 3/11)

Betches co-founder Sami Sage joins Alyssa Mastromonaco to dig into Trump’s Joint Address to Congress. They discuss his speech’s glaring hypocrisy, the exploitation of his guests’ trauma, and the democratic response. They also chat about the Resistance Rangers standing up for national parks, the wrath J.D. Vance faced on his ski trip to Vermont, and their love for Kate Hudson in her new show Running Point. Then, Alyssa interviews Elisa Lane, a farmer from Maryland impacted by Trump’s erratic funding freezes. 

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Trump's 'State of the Union' address: Where lawmakers, guests and everyone else will sit (USA Today 3/3)

Warning That Trump Will ‘Make You Pay,’ Slotkin Gives Democratic Response (NYT 3/5)

Thousands Gather at National Parks Across U.S. to Protest Job Cuts (NYT 3/1)

Sugarbush's 'Snow Reporter' Critiqued Vance as He Visited (Seven Day 3/3)

USDA releases $20 million in frozen funds to honor farmer contracts (Farm Futures 2/21)