We've knocked loose the cobwebs and dusted off the microphones to talk to Chris Grine about his latest graphic novel, Secrets of Camp Whatever: The Doors to Nowhere (which is SO GOOD).

Alex and Meg discuss the end of Season One of Animorphs, scheme to pitch a new Animorphs TV series (please don't actually pull Brett Goldstein into our madness), and tuck the podcast into bed for a peaceful, indefinite slumber.

We take a break from talking about the Animorphs TV show to talk to someone who was there: props master Alan Doucette!

Gag a maggot! Alex, Meghan, and Chris talk about the newly released The Visitor graphic novel, drawing SO MANY ANIMALS, the things we're excited for Chris to design, and...porgs?!

It's time to wake up and smell the cold potatoes! You'd hate to miss the genesis of Animorphs: The Musical and the latest in Andalite fashions, wouldn't you?

Join us as we we indoctrinate Chris into the Animorphs TV show, ruin childhoods (and books?), and provide color commentary as Redd wrangles a zoomie Inanna the cat.

Is this really the Jake and Marco show? Are we actually cryptids? Ax? Ax!

We're talking about the Animorphs TV series—gather 'round and as we pitch a Shelby Woo spin-off, invent a new genre of Animorphs fanfic, and recount the latest in Bigfoot science.

We're back with another movie—and we've found the Crayak to The Host's Souls' Ellimist: Grant Grant the Slither. Just in case this isn't already our most indecipherable episode description yet: Alex and Jenna start a game of Cats Me If You Can, we delve into Poke-Cannibalism, and we debate the difference between Dibs and Dabs. (Yes, we're all on TikTok. How did you know?)

We're back, and this time we're discussing the film adaptation Stephanie Meyer's Boss Baby-prequel, The Host! We were surprised to learn some valuable lessons:

LIVE by rotating your crops!

LAUGH at bad southern accents!

LOVE your slug!

Instead of talking about a book none of us felt like we would have much to say about, we're taking a week off! We'll be back in a fortnight to talk about the movie The Host.