I Don't Wanna Grow Up

Jordan Stratton & Felix Schlater

The podcast where two guys who spend far too much time on the internet talk about how things were infinitely better when they were kids and spend each episode convincing themselves they're right.

  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Ep. 51 - The Internet (The Legacy of Robert Lawrence Stein)

    It's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and are just now getting around to a straight-up 'internet' episode. From outdated tech to social media to testing our meme knowledge, we go deep into our cringy pasts and discuss the impact of the world wide web.

    10 December 2019, 1:54 am
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)

    We’re joined this week by Alex Gervasi, a radio personality and podcast host in her own right, who's ready to chat about her road to success, plans for the future, and ghosts... yup, she's got ghost stories, you guys.

    29 October 2019, 4:14 am
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)

    Stephen Cusato of ‘Not Another Cooking Show’ joins us this week to discuss the highs and lows of snacking. His palate might be more sophisticated than either of ours but at least we can all agree on one thing... Red Vines are the frickin’ worst.

    22 October 2019, 3:41 am
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)

    Whether you're playing them or screaming about them from the comfort of your sofa, just about everyone has an opinion on sports... unless you don't, which I guess is an opinion itself. This week, we break into a sweat arguing about frisbees, fandom, and MMA fighting.

    9 October 2019, 3:29 pm
  • 1 hour 4 minutes
    Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)

    How we get from place to place has changed a lot over the years, not only because we're adults but because transportation technology is straight-up crazy now. Uber allowances, driverless cars, electric scooters everywhere... BUT WHERE ARE THE JETPACKS?

    30 September 2019, 10:22 pm
  • 1 hour 5 minutes
    Ep. 46 - Mornings (Felix and His Second Wife, Linda)

    Coffee, breakfast burritos, the snooze button... there are plenty of things to love about starting another day, but how does the experience compare to when we were growing up?

    5 September 2019, 5:08 pm
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)

    Like it or not, fashion choices affect how we are perceived by everyone around us. But are we more in tune with what looks good nowadays compared to when we were growing up? *confidently adjusts puka shell necklace*

    13 August 2019, 2:53 am
  • 1 hour 20 minutes
    Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)

    Everyone looks back on summertime as that sweet reprieve from school and responsibilities, when we lived on our bikes and sweated until we couldn't sweat anymore. Now that we're grownups, does it even compare?

    18 June 2019, 10:07 pm
  • 1 hour 19 minutes
    Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)

    We know. We have no business talking about this topic. But if you think we don't have some damn opinions about it, you got another thing comin', bub. Come listen to our laundry list of tussles and kerfuffles, and how we managed to survive.

    4 June 2019, 2:07 am
  • 1 hour 11 minutes
    Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)

    Dealing with stress is tricky, but it seems to get easier as we get older. We learn to use the different tools at our disposal (i.e., werewolf transformations, Shrek calendars, Wakandan bidets, etc.) to eventually overcome.

    22 May 2019, 11:03 pm
  • 1 hour 1 minute
    Ep. 41 - Mischief (How To Eat A Baby)

    It's not quite bad or illegal... it's mischief. Testing boundaries and seeing how far you can go before getting into trouble. But was this experience better as a kid when those boundaries were abundant, or now that we're adults when we can do whatever the heck we want?

    14 May 2019, 1:32 am
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