After more then 12 months in the wilderness we're back, to go travelling. Shaun, Kayaker and Garth are joined by Jordie to discuss their recent travels around the world. After knowing each other for around 12 years, they have finally met in person, which was weirdly normal. 

WE discuss the good and the bad of travelling when you're blind and share some of the tips and tricks we've discovered on our journeys. 

PRM Assist is a useful app for booking airport assistance. 

No Russian monkeys were hurt in the making of this podcast. 

Apple dropped a bunch of great products in there last two events, however this doesn't stop a Voice-Over rant. And if you're desperate for a Christmas gift recommendation, this just might be the episode for you. 

Welcome back to another episode inspired by Douglas Adams book, The Meaning of Liff. We share one of Douglas's words, and create one of our own. In both, an under utilised place name is married with a concept or situation needing a name..

Exmouth: Noun. The excuse or co-conspirator, you have ready in order to extract yourself from an unwanted conversation at a party or other public gathering. "Christine, if you see me stuck talking to Bob tonight, , can you be my exmouth? Rescue me please, you know how he can go on!"

Welcome back to another episode inspired by the hilarious book by Douglas Adams - The Meaning of Liff. We share one of Douglas's words, and create one of our own. In both, an under utilised place name is married with a concept or situation needing a name..

Werribee: Noun. The sense of frustration experienced by a blind person when trying to eat a meal which contains peas, or similar difficult to catch food types. After five minutes of tediously scraping my fork around the plate, I finally succumbed to my Werribee and used my fingers to get the last of the peas and corn.

Rooty Hill: Noun. A trip hazard or uneven section of a concrete path caused by the lifting of sections due to tree roots growing under the path. These are most often found in established leafy suburbs, although can be seen anywhere humans have attempted to concrete over nature.

It is speculated that a Rooty Hill is natures attempt to bring mankind closer to Mother Earth. This is achieved by tripping them over so they land face first on the ground. The white cane user has a distinct advantage over a guide dog handler in finding a Rooty Hill prior to it causing an unceremonious return to Earth.

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Chittering: Noun. The momentary feeling of confusion and dismay when you realise that the person to whom you've responded heartily to hearing them call "Hello", was not actually speaking to you. There has been a substantial increase in the prevalence of Chittering for all since mobile phones became common however for blindies, it is a risk we run whenever answering a "hello", where our name was not used in the initial greeting. Please contact Garth or Jordie if you have any suggestions for inclusion in upcoming

Welcome back to another episode inspired by the Douglas Adams book "The Meaning of Liff", where we share one of Douglas's words, and create one of our own. We marry a place name with a concept or situation we find ourselves in as blind people. Dirranbandi: Noun. The hair tie or other band, which you attach to your door handle in a hotel, to help you return to the correct room

Hunters Hill, noun, Searching for a dropped object by A: using a swimming motion on the floor, or B: rolling methodically covering as much floor as possible to locate it.

Welcome to a new series inspired by the Douglas Adams book The Meaning of Liff. In this book Douglas matches place names with concepts which have no name, creating an amusing dictionary of terms, some of which are bound to resinate. As blind people, we come across situations that are unique to our community, which also have no name, but again, I'm sure you'll resinate with some of them. In this series we attempt to find names for some of these blindy situations, and share some of our favourites from the Meaning of Liff.

Aramac, noun. When lost in a shopping centre, the Aramac is the store who's aroma tells you where you are.

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We have a quick look at Apples new AirTags and Steven tells us a truly concerning story about a stranger he found in his computer.