Have you hated the color orange today? If you haven't, now is the time. Yara and Nathan are back to talk about the Body Farm (which is actually pretty neat), hate on the hillbilly brigade, and break down a matchup that is surprisingly hard to predict. Why do Vegas and the numbers disagree? Why does Mike Bobo get paid 2.4 million dollars? We'll answer all of these questions tomorrow on the Tennessee preview. 

• Qualitative Preview - 3:56
• Quantitative Preview - 19:41

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It's time to deal with the thing we fear the most. Not a loss to a conference opponent, or humiliation at the hands of the SEC's most annoyingly waspy fanbase, but therapy. Yara and Nathan are here to be with you in this group session. We're gonna talk it all out. We go over our days (Yara saw two scary movies, and only one of them was the UGA offense), talk about What This Means going forward, chat about stats, and hopefully make ourselves feel better. 

• Qualitative Review - 2:30
• Quantitative Review  - 34:04

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Yara and Nathan are with the episode you've been waiting for. We're talking about Heighty Teighty, Land Sharks, Joey Freshwater, and all the dirt Yara can find. We're breaking down the game, talking about stats, and giving our predictions. We're here with the Ole Miss Preview. Highlights Include 

• Qualitative Preview - 3:57
• #AskCBC - 37:03
• Quantitative Preview - 53:24

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Hello! Nothing crazy going on today, nope, everything's fine. The only thing of note that we have to talk about is the Florida review. Nathan and Yara are here to walk you through their weekends, psychoanalyze a quarterback, and use the Vibe Chart (TM TM TM) to talk about where we are in the season. 

CW: Nathan talks about some pretty intense stuff going on in his proffesional life during the qualitative review.  Wanted to give a content warning for self-harm, mental health issues, and suicide at the section marked below. 

Highlights include: 

Qualitative Review - 03:20

Content Warning - 17:53

Qualitative Review Pt. 2 - 20:53

Quantitative Review - 25:44

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It's hate week. We know you have all been hating the gators like you should, but we're here to help you put that little bit of extra juice into it. Yara, Nathan, and Macon Dawg are here with a plus-sized CBC episode to walk you through why we hate florida, break down the game, talk about stats, and seriously you guys, just hate the gators so much. 

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We're back, y'all! Yara and Nathan are here to review the Dawgs' biggest win of the season, a 30 - 15 defeat of the #1 Texas Longhorns. Yara's mom has a connection to God, Nathan lost a bet by predicting a Texas win and has to eat a steak, and Yara still hasn't forgiven you, Michael Bobo. 

• Qualitative Review - 2:51
• Quantitative Review - 38:59

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Hey y'all! It's such a big game that we decided to release two Texas previews! Yara is joined by guest host Zack Kalet to talk about the big game against the Longhorns, take Mike Bobo down a peg, and teach you about F1 through the a college football lens.  

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UGA faces its second game of the year this season in Austin in a top-10 matchup with the Longhorns. Yara and Nathan are here to help you process that Munson storm of emotions with storylines, news, analysis, and stats to get your mind right for the weekend. Remember, Buc-ee's is the only  good thing to come out of the Lone Star State, and horns down. 

• Qualitative Review - 2:26
• #AskCBC - 24:57
• Quantitative Review - 41:11

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We're back today with a review of the most disappointing ten-point victory of 2024, UGA's win over the Bizzarro Bulldogs of Starkville. Yara and Nathan are here to talk about a weekend of camping in Athens, being a (temporary) bachelor (hint: it's sad), and what the hell is going on with the defense. Oh, and the offense is frustratingly good, isn't it? 

PODCAST BUSINESS: We're bringing back #askcbc. Hit us up with your questions every week on Twitter, BlueSky, via email, or by yelling at Nathan when you see him at a game. 

• Qualitative Review Start - 4:49
• News Updates - 8:07
• Around the Nation - 13:48
• Yara's Experiences - 19:16
• Nathan's Experiences - 26:14
• Quantitative Review Start - 29:29
• An Amateur Explanation of the Star Position - 30:55
• The Offense - 43:13

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Hey Y'all! We're back again today with the Miss. State preview. Yara has questions, Nathan has guesses, and we'll all get smarter together. We'll talk about CLANGA CLANGA, break down who this team is, and ask Kirby very nicely to please run up the score. 

• Qualitative Preview - 2:39
• Quantitative Preview - 16:30

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We're here again to talk ball. But also, we're here to make fun of Alabama, and write a hagiography for Vanderbilt. It's the Auburn Review, of course. Yara and Nathan are here for observations, stats, shit talk, shawarma talk, and figuring out where we are on the season. Highlights include: age shaming, Hugh Freeze shaming, and confusion about Arian Smith. 

• Qualitative Preview - 3:21
• Quantitative Preview - 25:45

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