Rebecca talks with her beloved producer and familiar podcast friends about the HGTV show that dares you to pretend that lamp made of an oil can isn’t the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen.

Guests include Handsome Line Producer Henry Lavoie, Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

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Music by Patrick Cortez, Nangdo, and Spencer Burdette

Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and her real-life husband Kevin Flynn about House Hunters International, the show in terrible American people complain that they can’t move their oversized American house to a foreign country.

Guests include podcaster Lani Diane Rich, Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, BFF Molly McKean, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

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Music by Patrick Cortez, Nangdo, and Spencer Burdette

Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and random family members about Flip or Flop, the show in which a couple renovates SoCal houses and pretends everything in their marriage IS JUST FINE.

Guests include writer Theresa Cramer, Outside/In host Sam Evans-Brown, designer PR guy Rich Pedine, Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

Visit HGTVPodcast.com for links get in touch with your own HGTV feelings, or follow the show on Twitter or Facebook. Want to leave a message? Call the podcast hotline at (725) 333-2241.

Music by Patrick Cortez, Nangdo, and Spencer Burdette

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Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and random family members about Property Brothers, the show in which couples pretend they’ve never seen the show and then spend a bunch of time interfering with Jonathan’s design choices.

Guests include writer Theresa Cramer, designer PR guy Rich Pedine, Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

Visit HGTVPodcast.com for links get in touch with your own HGTV feelings, or follow the show on Twitter or Facebook. Want to leave a message? Call the podcast hotline at (725) 333-2241.

Music by Patrick Cortez, Nangdo, and Spencer Burdette

Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and random family members about House Hunters, the show in which couples expose all their marital problems as they search for a house they already bought.

Guests include Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

Featuring Hanover, NH "nerd realtor" Sam Westleman (check out his website here)

Plus, a conversation with singer-songwriter Zachary Scott Johnson, who was actually ON an episode of House Hunters with his wife! (Check out Zachary's YouTube channel here.)

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Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and random family members about Love It or List It, why everyone yells at poor Hilary, and the staggering disappointment of giving up your dream master bath because you need a new roof.

Guests include Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, BFF Molly McKean, and listeners who reached out by calling Rebecca's podcast hotline.

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Rebecca talks with real friends, internet friends, strangers, and random family members about the magnificent Chip and Joanna Gaines and their nearly perfect show Fixer Upper. There's also a Chip-ervention.

Guests include Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, his husband Steve, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, BFF Molly McKean, writer Teresa Cramer, and the very handsome Henry Lavoie. Special thanks to listener Jeff - who weighs in on shiplap *and* helps Rebecca with an ad.

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Rebecca talks with friends and fellow podcasters about the insane phenomenon that is the "tiny house movement."

Guests include Patrick Hinds from Broadway Backstory and the True Crime Obsessed podcasts, Sam Evans-Brown from the Outside/In podcast, Kevin Flynn from These Are Their Stories: The Law and Order Podcast, and some other folks who make critical cameos.

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Podcast theme music is by Patrick Cortes. Additional music by Nangdo

Rebecca calls some of her friends to break the news that Chip and Joanna Gaines have decided to walk away from Fixer Upper after the fifth season. Someone had to do it, guys.

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I know, I know...you can't wait to hear this podcast. I can't wait for you to hear it either...but it's still in the works. So here's another trailer for your pretty, Property Brother-loving ears. And don't forget, YOU can weigh in on all things weird and wonderful about HGTV by calling my podcast hotline. Just dial 725-333-2241 - and don't forget to leave your number if you want me to call you back!