Room 77 | Unusable Sex Advice for the Open-Minded

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  • 57 minutes 32 seconds
    Rerelease Ep. 90.1: C@ckblocking Yourself at Temptation Resorts

    Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblock

    Bad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife.


    Segment Two – Stalker Vibes

    After stalking a couple at Temptation, we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restraining order, but we did learn a valuable lesson.


    Segment Three – The Event: Clone A Willy

    Our FLIRT event was amazing! One of the highlights? The Clone-A-Willy demo during happy hour. It made Lauren hoarse and Richard happily slap a horse-sized “willy clone” on his face. Thanks to Tabutoys.com, the happy hour pool was filled with dick. Meanwhile, the other dick—Richard— interviews guests, uncovering a couple into necrophilia and another who had some, uh… farm-related experiences. Listen now before the FCC bans us!


    Segment Four – Temptation Cruise Tease

    We recorded a short segment aboard the Temptation Cruise—hear our initial thoughts before the full debrief in the next episode. We’ll be on the next cruise in November—book through me! The last couple who did just left our cabin (wink). Can’t wait? Join Patreon  and reach out!


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    6 March 2025, 1:54 pm
  • Ep. 90: C@ckblocking Yourself at Temptation Resorts

    Segment One – Miscommunication C@ckblock

    Bad communication during a Temptation hookup on Shivers leaves Lauren highly gullible and Richard unintentionally cockblocking half the group. Find out how we apologize after shattering a poor man's soul and ego because he's denied entry to Lauren, all while Richard was busy banging his wife.


    Segment Two – Stalker Vibes

    After stalking a couple at Temptation, we fell in love at first sight for 3 days. We amazingly did not receive a restraining order, but we did learn a valuable lesson.


    Segment Three – The Event: Clone A Willy

    Our FLIRT event was amazing! One of the highlights? The Clone-A-Willy demo during happy hour. It made Lauren hoarse and Richard happily slap a horse-sized “willy clone” on his face. Thanks to Tabutoys.com, the happy hour pool was filled with dick. Meanwhile, the other dick—Richard— interviews guests, uncovering a couple into necrophilia and another who had some, uh… farm-related experiences. Listen now before the FCC bans us!


    Segment Four – Temptation Cruise Tease

    We recorded a short segment aboard the Temptation Cruise—hear our initial thoughts before the full debrief in the next episode. We’ll be on the next cruise in November—book through me! The last couple who did just left our cabin (wink). Can’t wait? Join Patreon  and reach out!


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    5 March 2025, 5:00 am
  • 50 minutes 34 seconds
    Ep. 89: Trimix Train Wreck; Plus...Spoiler Alert: You’re Ugly
    1. We go to Desire Resorts for some fun. Richard creates his own circus freak show in the afternoon jacuzzi. Lauren practices how to hide a hard one during normal conversation with fancy leg tricks.
    2. We've all rated other couples on a scale of 1-10. Maybe you have rated yourself on the same scale. What makes people attractive and how can you get them to be 20% hotter?


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    3 February 2025, 5:00 am
  • 45 minutes 55 seconds
    Ep. 88: DP and the Lifestyle Secret Signals Unlocked
    • We journey up the road to celebrate a friend's birthday at Temptation Resorts.
    • Don’t meet awkward with awkward. You’re smarter than this Richard. Richard's confidence in his oral-giving skills is lacking.
    • Lauren says "Sign Me Up" for some aggressive sex positions. By the end of the night, we finally had a successful DP!
    • Do you walk into or walk away from hookups with the "I want them to think I was the best F ever"? 
    • Social media experts are out of control! This non-lifestyle TikTok-er shares her brilliant ideas about the lifestyle and decodes our secret language.

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    3 January 2025, 5:01 am
  • 47 minutes 18 seconds
    Ep. 87: Girls' Reactions to Penis Size & Dancing Naked in the Rain
    1. We talk about the benefits of being bold and taking tiny risks at events and trying to leave without regrets.
    2. We discuss what others' expectations of us may be and the nerves it causes.
    3. How did the ladies at SIN react when they learned they were at a Large Penis Convention?
    4. Richard flashed a woman and her reaction left him a little scarred.
    5. We may or may not have tried to force a man to do dirty things with us leaving him wounded… sorry, sir.
    6. We have some of the (physically) hottest sex ever causing Richard’s core temperature to rise to an alarming level.
    7. You can still Go to our Feb Flirt Event. Stay 3 to 5 nights at our Overflow hotel!


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    7 November 2024, 5:00 am
  • 46 minutes 50 seconds
    Ep. 86: "Consentish" A Motel Molestation Story
    • Listen to how we prepare ourselves to be ‘totally used’ and wind up skipping the nuance of communication and send our play partner into possible future therapy. Shivers.store (promo code: R7769 for freebie this month only!
    • Is Accidental Anal Penetration sexual assault? Find out what we think and what our private group members think along with other real couples experiences. (Become A Member)
    • Bikini Addiction has restocked. Make sure to go grab what you needed BikiniAddiction.com (promo code: ROOM77)
    • A hot 4some with DP action and filming puts Richard in an awkward position. But not as awkward as his play partner. 
    • Richard invents new ways and maybe a device to help Lauren communicate orgasms and learn how you can still Go to our Feb Flirt Event. 


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    7 October 2024, 4:05 am
  • 53 minutes 44 seconds
    Ep. 85: Vanilla Dinner Turns Porn Party
    • Lauren drags Richard to a “Vanilla” dinner party. Hot girls show up and one catches Richard in nothing but a towel. Start the porn music!!  
    • FMF We have a totally spontaneous and unexpected threesome!! How fast can Richard screw this up? 
    • Flaking Single Guys!! We try to make content for Onlyfans and keep failing because these single guys seem more interested in flirting online rather than F’ing. 


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    5 September 2024, 4:00 am
  • 54 minutes 42 seconds
    Ep. 84: Exploring Menopause and Buttholes
    • Lauren visits the gyno and he can't find one of her ovaries. Blood test results? Post Menopause! Why is no one talking about menopause and the lifestyle? Oh, because it's really difficult to make sexy. We give it our best shot.
    • Richard works on his magic with a new ball weight trick in the shower.
    • Lauren is inspired by a friend to give anal a try again. This time, it was really good thanks to the proper prep. Tabutoys.com and grab the same Rimming plug here! Save 15% with code: ROOM77


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    5 August 2024, 4:00 am
  • 56 minutes 36 seconds
    Ep. 83: Getting (almost) Everything Out of Soft Swap
    • In this episode, come on a silent, but wet, ride as we move studios and homes and make just enough time for a hot and sexy soft swap with a couple.
    • We make a Shivers delivery to a Patreon couple to help make their first Desire trip extra special!
    • Learn the positives of a soft swap and the struggles of soft swap couples. 
    • Stag Vixen? Lean about a sexy new turn on we discovered while Lauren was using her Tabu Toy "Lovense Flexer" with a stranger in another room. 
    • BIKINI ADDICTION to launch a New Limited Edition in July! Stay tuned to our social media for early access and get your size before it's gone.

    #silentcummer #biblicalrains #savethesoftswap

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    3 July 2024, 4:00 am
  • 56 minutes 42 seconds
    Ep. 82: Hotel Hottie Booty Call
    1. Richard accepts a booty call invite for us with a super hot, young couple. We decide to try and infiltrate an all-inclusive hotel with no plan and Lauren is caught by security.
    2. Lauren decides to break the ice by asking for a lap dance in the form of Magic Mike Last Dance? Thanks to SHIVERS, she gets all the tingles in all the right places. Go try some and see for yourself. Save 10% with promo: R77 at checkout!
    3. Everyone has a great time, except for Muchacho.
    4. When managing online interactions and profiles, which partner takes the lead in your relationship?
    5. We hear from event guests on who in the relationship usually manages the online interactions vs. the in person interactions.

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    3 June 2024, 4:00 am
  • 39 minutes 41 seconds
    Ep. 81: Doing Gay Stuff in the Manliest Man Way Possible (at Desire)

    1. Everybody wins in this episode! We are invited to Desire by some dear friends and experience the new Eden resort. Surprise Richard, you are getting pegged for your birthday!

    2. First night at Desire, Richard volunteers Lauren for DVP with the right couple, wrong piece of junk.

    3. Richard's DVP studies have him calling out positions like training camp. Why does it always look so simple when the pros do it?

    4. Lauren saddles up and makes it for a total of 11 seconds. However, she did not win a fancy belt buckle. She did win by taking SHIVERS! Go try some and see for yourself. Save 10% with promo: R77 at checkout!

    5. We meet another couple by the pool, dart up to the day beds for a quickie, then head for a nice lunch. Maybe they are down for pegging?

    6. We go dancing with Richard and understand what he's actually yelling about on the dance floor.

    7. Intrigued by the new couple, we go for round two! This time it's so manly, Lauren is sent spinning into multiple orgasms.

    8. Richard shares his tips for guy on guy play and why he's still straight after #nohomogaystuff.

    #gaping #NeonPartyRemix #barebackskate #ONLYFANS


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    2 May 2024, 4:00 am
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