Soup Drops are News AF – January 21, 2025

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Join your hosts Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson as we dive into the weird and wonderful stories that caught our eye this week!

Today’s Topics:
* Progresso launched “soup drops” – hard candy that tastes like chicken noodle soup
* Microsoft Excel World Championship was held in Las Vegas
* China is hosting a half-marathon where humans will compete against robots
* Penguin divorce rates are increasing on Phillip Island in Australia
* The average cost to own a pet in the US is about $2,000 per year
* The CEO of American Airlines advises never to check bags when flying
* Discussion about movie theater popcorn and ways to eat it
* Debate about the best ways to transport luggage safely

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Starbucks Banning Lurkers is News AF – January 14, 2025

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Join your hosts Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson as we dive into the weird and wonderful stories that caught our eye this week!

Starbucks Says No More Loitering

Starting January 27th, Starbucks will be cracking down on people hanging out in their stores without buying anything. No more using their comfy chairs and free Wi-Fi unless you’re a paying customer! The guys debate how long you can reasonably linger after purchasing that $5 latte. Danny suggests libraries as an alternative loitering spot.

Gym Bros vs. New Year’s Resolutioners

It’s that time of year when regular gym-goers clash with the flood of newcomers trying to fulfill their fitness resolutions. Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss the turf war brewing at local gyms. Pro tip from Tyson: avoid the gym entirely in January!

Grapes: Nature’s Viagra?

In a story that had the guys giggling, researchers found that eating grapes may boost libido in older men. Rob wonders if we’ll start seeing grapes marketed as a natural alternative to certain little blue pills. Danny jokes about grape juice suddenly flying off store shelves.

Coyote Loose in Supermarket

A wild coyote somehow found its way into a Chicago grocery store, leading to some hilarious mental images from our hosts. Tyson imagines the coyote’s excitement at discovering a treasure trove of food all in one place.

Watch Out for Hackable Sex Toys

In a story that had Danny saying “I told you so,” cybersecurity experts are warning about the risks of internet-connected adult toys being hacked. The guys ponder the bizarre possibilities of remote-controlled mischief.

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New Years Dating Boom is News AF – January 7, 2025

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

News AF kicks off 2025 with Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson diving into the quirkiest stories of the new year. From AI tables to the latest in dating trends, the hosts bring their unique humor and insights to the table.

The episode opens with a discussion on January’s reputation as a peak time for both new relationships and divorces. Dubbed “Dating Sunday,” the first Sunday of the year sees a surge in dating app activity, while the post-holiday season also marks a spike in divorce inquiries. The hosts humorously debate the financial strategy of breaking up before the holidays to avoid gift-giving obligations.

Next, the trio explores the latest tech from CES, including a bizarre AI table that can move around the house. Tyson and Danny question the practicality of such a device, imagining the chaos of a table wandering around at night. They also touch on North Korea’s ban on hot dogs, symbolizing a rejection of Western culture, and joke about rebranding hot dogs as health food with “vitamin-injected” versions.

Key points of interest:
– January’s dual role as a time for new relationships and divorces
– CES’s AI table that moves and changes height
– North Korea’s ban on hot dogs as a cultural statement
– The rise of “mush moms” who microdose mushrooms for relaxation
– A goat competition scandal involving alleged poisoning

The episode wraps up with Danny’s “bolt hole” segment, where he discusses the shift from cocaine to mushrooms among mothers seeking a more relaxed lifestyle. The hosts ponder the implications of these trends with their usual wit and humor.

Curious about the latest in quirky news and cultural shifts? Tune in to News AF for a hilarious and insightful take on the stories you won’t hear anywhere else.

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Dead Butt Syndrome is News AF – December 31, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

News AF rings in 2024 with Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson tackling an eclectic mix of current events and pop culture topics. From birthday planning woes to chess dress codes, the trio dives into the bizarre and thought-provoking stories making headlines as the year comes to a close.

The hosts explore a range of quirky topics, including:
– The perils of planning a New Year’s Eve birthday celebration
– Magnus Carlsen’s rebellious jeans-wearing incident at a chess tournament
– The tragic fate of Sasquatch hunters on a Christmas Day expedition
– A controversial Airbnb rental involving an adult film star’s ambitious project
– The ongoing debate over reclining seats on airplanes

As the discussion unfolds, the hosts ponder the ethics of texting while driving, debate the merits of backwards walking as a health trend, and speculate on the future of cruise ship hygiene. Will Tyson’s elaborate movie theater popcorn strategy catch on? Tune in for a lively start to the new year with News AF.

0:00 Intro
9:26 Sleeping In and Popcorn Obsession
18:18 Birthday Dilemma on New Year’s
27:26 Chess Champion’s Jeans Controversy
37:08 Sasquatch Seekers’ Tragic Christmas Adventure
45:44 Cruise Ship Stomach Bug Outbreak
49:27 OnlyFans Star’s Airbnb Controversy
58:28 Airplane Reclining Debate Heats Up
1:05:14 Sasquatch Image Creation Challenge

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American Airlines Holiday Chaos is News AF – December 24, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson bring a festive twist to News AF as they unwrap the quirkiest holiday stories on Christmas Eve 2024. From airline glitches to unconventional Christmas trends, the trio delivers a blend of humor and current events that’s sure to entertain.

The episode kicks off with a discussion about American Airlines’ recent travel woes, including a nationwide grounding due to a “glitch” and a bizarre incident involving a flooded plane. The hosts humorously speculate on the airline’s creative explanations and the lengths people might go to just to reach their holiday destinations.

Next, the conversation shifts to the latest trend in Christmas decor: “Treezempic.” This year, people are opting for taller, skinnier trees that take up less space, reflecting a broader societal shift towards minimalism. The hosts ponder whether this trend is part of the “D. Kardashian Ifying” of America, where even our trees are slimming down.

In a lighter segment, the hosts discuss a Bengals fan who won free pizza for an entire stadium by kicking a 40-yard field goal. This generous act is hailed as one of the best gifts of the season, sparking a conversation about the value of simple pleasures.

Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss:
– American Airlines’ holiday travel disruptions and their “glitch” explanation
– The rise of “Treezempic” and its impact on holiday decor
– A Bengals fan’s field goal kick that gifted a stadium full of fans with pizza
– The humorous idea of a “holiday hostel” for men overwhelmed by Christmas festivities
– A quirky story about a woman with a Santa Claus fetish, sparking discussions on holiday-themed attractions

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their own holiday plans and the sometimes overwhelming nature of the season. Will Tyson’s ankle recover in time for his “activish” lifestyle? Can Danny escape to Georgia for some affordable skiing?

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Take-out for Christmas is News AF – December 17, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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Green Santas are News AF – December 10, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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2024 Word of the Year is News AF – December 3, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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Tallest & Shortest Woman Meetup is News AF – November 26, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson diving into the quirkiest news stories of the week on News AF. This episode, recorded during Thanksgiving week, brings a mix of humor and bizarre tales, from car troubles to the world’s tallest and shortest women meeting for tea.

The hosts kick off with Tyson’s Thanksgiving plans and a hilarious recount of his ongoing car saga, including a comedic mishap at the mechanic’s. The conversation shifts to a unique Guinness World Records event, where the tallest and shortest women met, sparking a lively debate on the challenges of extreme heights. The trio also explores a futuristic human washing capsule, questioning its practicality and potential market.

Rob, Tyson, and Danny discuss

• Tyson’s continuing car woes with a check engine light saga
• The world’s tallest and shortest women meet, prompting a discussion on life’s challenges at extreme heights
• A human washing capsule promises a 15-minute clean, but the hosts are skeptical
• The concept of “sledging” in relationships is dissected, revealing holiday dating dynamics
• A smuggler caught with hundreds of tarantulas sparks a conversation on bizarre contraband

Will Tyson’s car finally be fixed? Can the world’s tallest and shortest women find common ground?

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Gladiator AirBNB is News AF – November 19, 2024

Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories.

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Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson return with another lively episode of News AF, diving into the quirkiest stories of the week. From the peculiar phenomenon of “winter penis” to the controversial Airbnb promotion at the Roman Coliseum, the trio leaves no stone unturned. Tyson’s vintage shacket sparks a humorous discussion on ideal podcasting temperatures, while Danny shares his skepticism about the new Gladiator movie and the challenges of managing roofers at home.

The episode takes a comedic turn as they explore the bizarre concept of “winter penis,” a condition allegedly affecting men in cold weather. The hosts also discuss the backlash against Airbnb’s gladiator experience in Rome, questioning the ethics of turning historical sites into tourist attractions. Meanwhile, Danny’s tales of driveway-blocking roofers and Tyson’s car troubles add a personal touch to the banter.

Rob, Tyson and Danny discuss:
– Tyson’s 15-year-old shacket and its perfect use for campfires
– The “winter penis” phenomenon and its humorous implications
– Airbnb’s Roman Coliseum experience and the public’s mixed reactions
– Danny’s roofing woes and the art of avoiding driveway blockages
– The ongoing cheese heists in Canada and their surprising market value

As the episode unfolds, the hosts ponder the ethics of modern tourism and the peculiarities of human behavior. Will Airbnb’s gladiator experience face more backlash, or will it become a hit among thrill-seekers? Tune in to find out and enjoy the trio’s unique take on the week’s most amusing stories.

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Escaped Monkey are News AF – November 12, 2024 Rob Cesternino, Tyson Apostol, and Danny Bryson are back with another entertaining episode of News AF, where they dive into the week’s most peculiar and amusing stories. Tyson shares his new podcast, “Midlife Crises,” that humorously delves into the challenges and realizations that come with middle […]