Sexy Unique Podcast

Sexy Unique Podcast

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  • 1 hour 10 minutes
    Salty Utah Queens - The Nefarious Britani Bateman (RHOSLC S5E15)

    Lara and Carey recap the penultimate episode of RHOSLC, but first they discuss the fire horror ravaging Los Angeles, surprise evacuations, Lara getting misgendered in Hawaii and the cosmic rindomness of Hugh Jackman.


    Back on RHOSLC, Lisa Barlow's Vida Vacation from Hades continues. Bronwyn tattles to Lisa that she, Whitney, Heather and Angie clocked in some quality Barlow sh*t-talk time. Lisa confronts the group on a sprinter van right and Angie busts Britani for recording the argument on her phone. The ladies ATV, Mary staves off melancholy over Robert Jr., and Meredith succumbs to boozy paranoia, believing Britani has planted a bug in her room.

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    10 January 2025, 5:00 pm
  • 5 minutes 48 seconds
    PATREON TEASER: The Gooning Twenties

    Lara and Carey time travel into the new year, with a 2025 Sip & See from the death rattle of 2024. They look back on Kim Kardashian's divisive Christmas "short film," Timmy Chalamet's bonkers awards season press blitz and why it feels like the future of celebrity, Q1 goals for 2025, abolishing Aspen as a place and concept, the impending Brian Kohlberger trial, which Supreme Court Justice will make a cameo in a musical next and 2025 being the year of Dungeons & Dragons. They also talk 'Babygirl,' the Holding Space Lady getting her bag, Lily Phillips in Airbnb hot water and more.

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    7 January 2025, 11:10 am
  • 5 minutes 55 seconds
    PATREON TEASER: It Shan't Be Ending with Us

    Lara and Carey are back for the final bonus episode of 2024, with a lot of chaos to cover. They discuss enduring another round of AMC terrorism during their screening of "Nosferatu," and host a quick SUP book club for the novels they're currently reading. They also talk the TWO major plane crashes that happened this week and Boeing's continued assault on humanity, new cruise ship horror, the two 'Bama Rush sisters dividing TikTok over their Christmas gift hauls, Bethenny Frankel's godlike omnipresence, the latest in the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni legal saga, Lara's journey with "It Ends with Us" and Blake's positively kooky filmography in the last decade. Happy New Year, dolls! May 2025 bring as much love and light as you can handle.

    Chapters: 

    00:00 Holiday Check In

    04:00 AMC is the Boeing of Movie Theaters

    24:40 Speaking of Boeing….

    34:33 TikTok Bama Rush: Holiday Edition

    47:27 Bethenny Frankel is Chronically Online

    52:20 It Ends With Us: The Lara Marie Schoenhals Review

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    1 January 2025, 8:00 am
  • 1 hour 3 minutes
    SUBS Ep. 7: Deuteronomy

    Lara and Carey gird their loins once more as Moses serves Eva Peron on the balcony in "Book of Deuteronomy." First, Larz and Carz discuss their self-described martyrdom in soldiering on with the SUBS experience, a Milanese nun arrested for her ties to the mafia, Lara considering a cameo during Rome's Vatican Jubilee of 2025 and Carey's wish for her to wear a Papal veil.

    In "Deuteronomy," Moses's impending death motivates him to have his American Idol moment, with one final speech (and song!) to the Israelites before they enter the promised land. From recapping their Exodus from Egypt and the shenanigans they pulled during their half-a-century desert wandering, Moses isn't going to let his people off the hook. After a fiery sermon, Moses finally gets to die and pass the baton to Joshua, but not before God trolls him one last time.

    Chapters:

    00:00 We’re All Nailed to the Cross (like Jesus Was)

    02:28 A Mafia Nun was Arrested

    09:15 Manifesting A Jubilee Veil for Larz

    25:23 SUBS: Deuteronomy Recap!

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    30 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 5 minutes 51 seconds
    PATREON TEASER: We Wish You a Merry Dronemas

    Lara and Carey celebrate the holidays by discussing the ideal gifts for dog-children, “Babygirl” being a spiritual sequel to “Eyes Wide Shut,” Lara considering canceling her Amazon Prime membership in solidarity, the imminent TikTok ban, the latest in DroneGate, Hannah Kobayashi’s casual return to the states, the bone-chilling Tegan & Sara catfish documentary being peak lesbian drama, and a whole new take on New Year’s resolutions. Plus, reader mail! Happy Holidays to SUPheads everywhere.

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    25 December 2024, 8:00 am
  • 51 minutes 30 seconds
    SUBS Ep. 6: Numbers (Part 2)

    Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. 

    Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people.

    Chapters:

    00:00 SUR is God’s Israel

    17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves

    23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap

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    23 December 2024, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Salty Utah Queens - Baby Gorgeous and the Sundance Kid (RHOSLC S5E14)

    Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate,  Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. 

    Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from Mexico

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    20 December 2024, 10:00 pm
  • 5 minutes 35 seconds
    PATREON TEASER: A Place of Miu

    Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey!

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    17 December 2024, 1:30 pm
  • 1 hour 9 minutes
    SUBS Ep. 5: Numbers (Part 1)

    Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.

    Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.

    Chapters:

    00:00 An AI Jesus Spreading Propaganda was Seen

    12:15 Numbers (Part 1) Recap

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    16 December 2024, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    Salty Utah Queens - Scare of the Dog (RHOSLC S5E13)

    Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere.

    On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr.'s rock bottom, vowing to attend Lisa Barlow's Big Vida Girls' Trip/tax write-off, if it's the last thing she'll do. Then the ladies (minus Mary) head to Puerto Vallarta, complete with PowerPoints, twin villas, Bronwyn's post-dog attack scars and her lodging woes, Meredith and Hengie's astral showdown at the endless dinner, and Britani's unmatched chaos and Jared Osmond-approved crotchless lingerie.

    Chapters:

    00:00 Carey's Got Hilton Tea

    12:13 DJ James Kennedy: Another VPR man goes down

    25:12 Patron Saint of Derbyshire

    34:38 F*g Hag Dream

    43:20 RHSLC S5E13 Recap


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    13 December 2024, 5:00 pm
  • 1 hour 15 minutes
    Salty Utah Queens - Slut Mitzvah (RHOSLC S5E12)

    Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star.

    On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late and Angie declares war on everyone, sparring with Bronwyn in front of Todd and criticizing Britani's "high body count" hair. Meanwhile, Lisa confronts Wild Rose and Meredith calls security, once again.

    Chapters:

    00:00 Santa the Groomer

    03:59 WTF is Going On Right Now?

    16:28 Silver Lining: 28 Years later looks promising

    21:00 Deleware Rap Phenom Cortisa Star

    24:10 Salty Utah Queens Recap


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    12 December 2024, 2:00 pm
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