CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn

Bad Producer Productions

Winner of Best Comedy at the 2018 Australian Podcast Awards, CHILDPROOF is an unproduced TV sitcom written by Tony Martin and Sarina Rowell. The six episodes were performed live at the 2017 Melbourne Fringe by Tony Martin, Geraldine Quinn, Roz Hammond, Andrew McClelland, Damian Cowell, Cristina Laria, Djovan Caro and Lachy Hulme, with a gaggle of guests and narration by Jay Mueller. It concerns those controversial types, the ‘childfree by choice’. They've been called ‘selfish’, ‘immature’, ‘unfulfilled’ and even ‘unAustralian’ – by their own families! Out of step with a world that exalts the traditional family unit above all else, Ian and Jennifer are also battling extinction in their workplaces – commercial radio and book publishing. Contains foul language. Not suitable for children.

  • 30 minutes 24 seconds
    Episode 6 - Baby Fever

    Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

    20 June 2022, 1:47 am
  • 28 minutes 5 seconds
    Episode 5 - The Cat’s Pajamas

    Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

    20 June 2022, 1:47 am
  • 31 minutes 53 seconds
    Episode 4 - Child Labour

    Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

    20 June 2022, 1:47 am
  • 31 minutes 56 seconds
    Episode 3 - A Long Weekend

    Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

    20 June 2022, 1:46 am
  • 27 minutes
    Episode 2 - In the Vichysoisse

    Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages.

    20 June 2022, 1:46 am
  • 26 minutes 16 seconds
    Episode 1 - Bring the Kids

    Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.

    20 June 2022, 1:46 am
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