No that’s not Lindsey Lohan cohosting, it’s Maureen with a cold!  On this very special Leap Day episode the ladies talk coronavirus, killing husbands (they almost always deserve it), Mare Winningham as eternally middle aged, AND MORE!

Heather and Maureen welcome back fan favorite guest Michael Ratty! Topics of discussion include: What the hell is going on on The Outsider? The New Pope is a visual delight. Annette Bening was robbed of an Oscar. Plus Ratty’s predictions for Oscar winners!

Fasting, and fishing line, and vulvas, oh my! Maureen and Heather get down to the Goop of it all in their first health and wellness episode of 2020. Doppelgängers & John Malkovich also make an appearance because HBO originals are self care.

The ladies ring in 2020 talking New Year's Resolutions, M. Night Shyamalan, the borderline psycho stalker behavior of Tippy Hedren in the opening of The Birds, Mr. Music and much more entertaining nonsense.

The spirit of Christmas is upon us and the goose is getting fat!  Maureen and Heather talk all things holiday, shopping for presents, traditions that are better in theory, homemade liquor, internet sleuthing and MORE.

The girls discuss all of the Grace In Boston on her Peloton bike nonsense, gifts Maureen and Heather wouldn't like to get and then a left-hand turn down the Suzanne Somers rabbit hole including squatting nude in the bramble, the Poncho 3-Way, vaginal rejuvenation and more!  

It's Caught Up - after dark - the sexy episode. Things are heating up! Heather and Maureen dim the lights, pour themselves a glass of wine, and do a deep dive into People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive issue. 

Maureen and Heather talk turkey on this week's episode!  The topic is Thanksgiving and all it's delicious goodness - from mash potatoes with gravy, wearing caftans and elastic waist pants.  Also mentioned - Hallmark Channel, Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and Heather's regret she never pursued her dream of being a Rockette. 

Maureen and Heather get into the spirit of Halloween and discuss scary movies, Misery's Annie Wilkes' fashion sense, Mounds vs. Almond Joy's, and costumes from your closet. Also not so spooky tales of Friday fish dinners with seniors, Paul Rudd, and why comedian Will Noonan is being stingy with his homemade bread. 

Nothing says Christmas like a sappy, overly-sentimental made-for-TV movie on the Hallmark Channel. Maureen and Heather do a deep dive on all that is the Christmas season on the Hallmark Channel with a sprinkling of Lifetime too. A busy career woman forced to move home to help with her family’s struggling Christmas tree farm? The girls are tuning in.

This episode, Maureen and Heather take listeners through every online dating blunder they can think of. Later, Maureen breaks down Bad Ronald while Heather sends out a personal message to Clark Kent.