Joepisode!!! Which NKOTB are you?! Don't make us butt-chug beers!! What's a five letter word for cubic decimeter?! Don’t trust anybody…I could be your neighbor!!! We're not apologizing for Hitler's generals!! Tom Hardy is just fine and the Dreadnoks are cool!! The solar-powered molecular destabilizer!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic JOEment!!! Sixty-three million square miles of disagreement!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 7:15

COCKTAIL - 8:25

REVIEW - 16:30

REAL WORLD - 1:30:20

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:43:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00

Commander Wilhelm Riker!! Presents! Killdozer!!! Once, a man!! Pistols at Dawn!!! The Washington cube! Casey returns!! Weirdo mummy groans! Bob Backward - Goodbye!!! Rattrap ball-buster! New paint Black Ack!!! Real World! Script Devs!! Iconic Moment!!! The Lady will ride the Tiger!!!

PRESENTS - 11:00

OBELISK QUIZ - 20:05 

SHOUT OUTS - 34:50 

COCKTAIL - 36:35

REVIEW - 42:30

REAL WORLD - 1:09:20

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:23:50

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:28:00

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:28:30

Standing on the shoulders of giants!!! Cold, dead eyes!! You don’t have a goth dentist?! Caleb is so brave!! Gummi Bears vs Teddy Grahams!! Big ol' jeans!!! Masonic domination!!! The cold stink of winter!!! Hollow moon conspiracy!! Bazooka Joe backstory!!! What's this bird?! Let's GOOOO!!! 

SHOUT OUTS - 16:45

COCKTAIL - 21:00

REVIEW - 35:00

OK, ACTUALLY THE REVIEW - 38:30

REAL WORLD - 1:04:30 

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:15:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:16:00

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:16:30

A Sisyphean task!!! Guestisode with TFU’s Anthony Brucale!!! Falcon Trivia: Hawk-Too-Ah, Sit on that Thang!! Stasis pod!! Blackarachnia’s cyber-venom!! Cheetor’s vision: The Spark!!! Help the protoform!! Airazor!! In The Real World! Iconic Moments!! Script Deviations!!! What’s new, Pussycat?!?!

FALCON QUIZ - 34:00

COCKTAIL - 47:00

REVIEW - 1:00:00

REAL WORLD - 1:31:40

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:41:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:45:00

Clone Alone!!! These sheep are slappin’!!! Don’t poison the well!!! Terrorsaur and Waspinator screamin’!! Will somebody please kill Cheetor?!? Rattrap is trapped!! Script Deviations! In the Real World!! Iconic Moment!!! An old turnt log!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 15:30

COCKTAIL - 16:40

REVIEW - 25:30

REAL WORLD - 48:00

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 58:30

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:00:25

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:01:11

Josh provided the voice acting for the characters Onslaught and Wreck-Gar, and the entire project, while unfinished, is amazing. You can find it in the link below. Keyan also has a full-length, fully animated pilot episode prior to this one on his YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/@KeyanCarlileTF

We had a lot of fun recording this bonus episode, which is the length of one of our regular episodes, and we hope you enjoy it, too. Thanks to Josh for being on and chopping it up with us. Pistols at Dawn!

Wrath of the Junkions: https://youtu.be/aiL5YjFm7qQ?si=EZLlDPs_AxqGQ7DM

Transformers Combaticons Pilot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51dxhTXF5f8

Dog days, y’all!! Shoe-horner!!! Awesome, in a horrible way!! Afros of all ethnicities!! The Nemesis explodes like it always does!! Have the Maximals won the Beast Wars?! Dinobot will rule the trees!! Tarantulas eats a rat, raw!! Predacons fake their death!! The Axalon crashes, again!! Is it a bird? A plane?? No, it’s Optimus!!! In the Real World! Iconic Moments!! Rate the Scheme!!! Another infectious booty jam!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 2:50

COCKTAIL BIT - 8:20

COCKTAIL RECIPE - 13:40

REVIEW - 17:20

REAL WORLD - 44:15

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:00:45

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:01:25

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:04:20

I just want boring times!! Alpha Magnus: The King of Machomashups!! Beasties!!! Death in the Afternoon!! The classic absinthe drip!!! Shakey-cam!! Rhinox turned into a Predophile!! Riding the coattails of no coattails!! Wonko the Sane!! Terrorsaur... he’s a smirker!! Casual Maximal racism!! In the Real World! Script Deviations!! Iconic Moment!! Goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus!!!!

SHOUT OUTS – 24:30

COCKTAIL – 25:30

REVIEW – 36:30

REAL WORLD – 1:15:50

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS – 1:33:50

RATE THE SCHEME – 1:35:45

ICONIC MOMENT – 1:40:10

Bryan’s Dough for Joe!! Kevin’s Hideaway!!! Unexpected clown! This end up!!! Women be shoppin’!! I smell candy!!! Australian swamp culture! It’s a real ho-ho, Coco!!! Choke me, anything but that!! Rust in peace! Gestro?! Breastro?! Gestron Mandella?!! Real World!!! Script Devs! Next time I will WIN!!!

HISTORIC OLYMPIC TRIVIA - 10:00

SHOUT OUTS - 20:25

COCKTAIL - 21:00

REVIEW - 30:45

REAL WORLD - 1:26:40

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:35:40

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:43:30

ICONIC JOEMENT - 1:45:30

Join your guerrillas of the APDC as they review the S1 Ep11 episode, “Gorilla Warfare,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers! 

Ryan is the herpes. Leaving Las Rugrats!! Do you like payoff?! Dumb rabies!!! Fridge-talk!! Thwizz virus!! Cock rocket!!! Spikey seedling!! Scorponok is incompetent!! Optimus Primal: Murder Machine!!! Tarantulus impaled!! Waspinator blasted to hell!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!!! Feather in, feather out!!!

SHOUT OUTS - 21:00

COCKTAIL - 22:30

REVIEW - 33:20

REAL WORLD - 1:10:30

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:20:45

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:23:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:24:45

Join your probe pod pals of the APDC plus special guest hater Chest Rockwell as they cover S1 Ep10 “The Probe,” from the 1996 classic animated series, Beast Wars: Transformers!

Hawk tuah!!! Pot smokin’, skateboardin’ aliens!! Chest Rockwell visits!! Space quiz!!! Deviant dolphin work!!! Deprivation tanks!! LSD! Technotronic landscapes!! Temporal probes!! Groucho Marx deepfakes!!! I ain’t starin’ at no hairy cat butt!!! Time to interrogate the kitties!!! Cheetor’s ahegao face!! It’s a Beautiful Life!! In the Real World! Iconic Moment!! Script Deviations!! Monkey-mode forever!!!

SPACE QUIZ - 8:00

SHOUT OUTS - 27:00

COCKTAIL - 28:00

REVIEW - 41:00

REAL WORLD - 1:15:00

SCRIPT DEVIATIONS - 1:25:00

RATE THE SCHEME - 1:30:30

ICONIC MOMENT - 1:32:00