Our guest hails from the booty shaking days of MTV’s spring break, back when nudie mag briefcase heists were the only way to see the whole chichi. Porno dick, “the scare”, shower sex,  outercourse on the dance floor, and getting past the negativity to know the one that you are with.

Welcome back to the second half of this Florida exorcism transmission. Psychedelic revelations, sniffing armpits, shit plea deals, chat roulette, and embracing self and sexual actualization without being anybody’s punching bag, unless of course that’s what we’re into…

Our guest brings her husband to the avocado pit with Bonnie and I and we get vulnerable as all get out. She talks about disappointing her parents with a vagina, making out with pillows, secret letters and phones, the importance of human contact and how she lost her virginity twice.

Anybody a sucker for Ellen Greene’s voice as Audrey in the Little Shop of Horrors? Women’s voices, erotica, male cosplay, gender wobbles, and loose morals are some of the many flavors we enjoy with this impenetrable (extremely reformed Jewish) nerd who always knew she was “that”.

Having a blast with the jets at the local wave pool was a sure fire way to get this guests oceans into motion. Nikkie explains her bouts with back massagers, being more than just a feminine thing to look at, and how she longs to lose the GPS and get lost.

From Los Angeles to Boston to Leander? This born at home Dad tells tales of super sperm that can defeat any contraceptive known to man, his daughters role in his altered view of women, and how one bad night struggling in a tent on the beach can beg the question “What is this going to change?”.

You know things aren’t great at home when you join the military to get the fuck out. Back in the shire (Eugene, OR.) Chris and Soledad smoke a peace pipe with local photographer Zach. It’s about homeschool horrors, tales of wild ones, addressing the demons, and knowing when to roll on to the next one.

Chris travels back to Oregon to interview yet another Texan. Along with roommates Soledad (ep25) and Nick, we hear about Chad’s sheltered upbringing, pussy eating practice, magical mushroom awakenings, and how he would pray and apologize to God as soon as he finished wiping up.

“Can you do me a favor? Will you take my virginity?” A West African hailing from Sugarland, TX. Kemmah talks about really bad periods in her life, how only hurt people hurt people,  and explains that this snuggy bunny is not down for small talk, especially if you make gang signs when you smile.

Adam is the reason Nuns used to beat children, or at least that’s what they told him. Our guest talks about being a slutty child cutting crotch holes into his tighty whitey’s, Adderall fueled limp loads, the ultimate pussy hat, and all kinds of other stuff that was pounded into him. Also Bonnie and Adam share a secret with Chris.