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Finish It!
Matt and Chris Yule
Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
- 1 hour 23 minutesChoosemas VII: The Boys in the Soup
Krampus is back and he’s got a song in his “heart”! The guys read a new wintery book by “special request”! Everyone’s all “Daryl in the Halls and John in the Oates”! It’s a “gnarly” Choosemastime!
Also, someone is a sweety widdle kitty cat, Chris foists a Surprise Holiday Caroloke on Matt, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Scary Place Krampus Said He Would Drag Turd Brother To While He Was Asleep and He Would Wake Up There and Be So Scared, and our older friend Dan gets help with a move – NOT!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/308-final.mp3O, Krampus Beast
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We celebrate Your glory
Lord Krampus Beast, great Krampus Beast,
We hail your gory story
Your sulphur stench withers our youth,
Your seven tongues can taste our truth
Your visage at my windowsill;
I close my eyes yet see you still
On Krampus Days, these Krampus Days
We worship Your true Power
On Krampus Days we offer You
Our sanity to devour
Your poison crown of dripping horns
Will rid us of our human forms
Oh Krampus Thing, Great Krampus Thing
You are the One True Winter KingMerch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Illustration by Tom La Padula
25 December 2024, 6:14 pm - 1 hour 7 minutesEp. 307. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 2 But Yes, It Will Be a Wonderful
Chris spreads some love in the biggest possible way! Matt fixes climate change! A secret empire is revealed and it is very chill! Call us by your hangout name, let’s range monsters!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/12/307-finalll.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Synonyms!, the guys Roll Up Dudes (tables below!), blowholes are counted, and here comes a King Kaiju!
Let’s Roll a Dude
- Ranger Vibe!
- 1. Steely-eyes and gritted teeth; you’ve seen it all
- 2. Wide-eyed wonder; everything is so new and exciting!
- 3. The monsters are precious and must be protected at all costs
- 4. I am the only line between these vicious monsters and my fellow humans
- 5. I love to party and monsters make parties better
- 6. When no one’s lookin imma eat a monster
- Preferred Rangering outfit!
- 1. Vest, explorer hat, pockets everywhere
- 2. No shirt, no shoes, no problems
- 3. Straight up that bear armor that one guy made
- 4. Mmm fleece
- 5. National Park dress uniform – buttoned up and all business
- 6. Don’t matter how hot it is. Leather tip to toe
- Tragic backstory that led you to become a Monster Ranger!
- 1. Had a pet monster but it was taken away when you were a kid because it was getting huge and looked so hungry. You hope to find it again someday.
- 2. Bigfoot stole your bike and shoved you down a hill
- 3. Swallowed by a sea serpent and stuck slowly moving through it for three days. Resucers made the monster swallow capri suns and lunchables in the packaging so you had something to eat. Eventually a diarrhetic was administered and everyone almost died from throwing up.
- 4. Best friend was a werewolf but they told everyone who your 7th grade crush was even though you were like do NOT tell anyone
- 5. Parents absolutely ripped to pieces by a chupacabra
- 6. You were a monster but got cured
- Gear you wouldn’t be caught dead rangering without!
- 1. Swiss army sword
- 2. Binoculars with nightvision
- 3. Ridiculously expensive and finicky camera
- 4. A length of rope
- 5. Lunchables
- 6. Sleep mask and earplugs for dangernaps
- Preferred Rangering companion!
- 1. Someone you could have a little crush on, just for fun
- 2. Borgfoot (cyborg bigfoot)
- 3. Straight up wizard but like the kind that casts spells that make a cloud of crows or candles that sing or the trees get up and dance around. Not like fireballs or whatever.
- 4. Talking segway
- 5. Hundreds of spiders all over you that only you can understand
- 6. Sentient sleeping bag (can not talk)
- The only monster you are afraid of is!
- 1. The Greedy Creeper
- 2. Warplings
- 3. The Empty Statue
- 4. Thorncrackle
- 5. The False Man
- 6. Coffinfoot
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Illustration by Matt
18 December 2024, 2:00 pm - Ranger Vibe!
- Ep. 306. National Park Monster Ranger: Week 1 Brothers Always Competing
Ooo new book day! You better like National Parks and monster stuff because that’s what’s up! Chris’ read takes a sharp turn into unexpected territory! Matt gets a satisfyingly Packardesque ending! This book has 39 ENDINGS!
https://archive.org/download/306-finalll/306%20finalll.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Interactive Fiction or Godzilla Movie, wild Predictions are made, tons of new jangles hit the scene, loose business is handled, and someone regrets eating a bar burrito!
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Illustration by Matt
12 December 2024, 4:36 pm - Ep. 305. The Deadly Shadow: Week 12 A Dent That Goes Out
This is it! Will the brothers manage to find the final ending and finish this book for good? Plus, if you thought Chris had a tough time with the Pig Latin Wild Card, wait until you hear him struggle with this one!
https://archive.org/download/305-final/305%20final.mp3Also, Krampus pops in for a little Krampusnacht fun, the guys go Oops-All-Segments and skip the quiz entirely to announce the options for next book (GO VOTE NOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE! – you can also vote on Discord and Bluesky kinda, links below!), Chris gets milkshook, and Fun Facts are in the dang zeitgeist!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
5 December 2024, 4:36 pm - Ep. 304. Thankschoosing 7: Butter FIrst, Apologize Later
Thankschoosingtime is nigh! Let us give good Gratitudes and take another trip into a horrible day! Chris discovers something he did not know before! Matt learns something new, too! Or perhaps not!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Character from Jim Henson’s Turkey Hollow (as Credited), Gratitudes are liberally distributed, and a Wild Card comes to a tragic end! Happy Thankschoosing to all!
https://archive.org/download/304-final/304%20final.mp3Merch Time: You Probably Need a Snake Canyon Skateboard!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
27 November 2024, 2:00 pm - Ep. 303. The Deadly Shadow: Week 11 A Real Kick in the Attache Case
There are only three endings left and the bros have unlocked a thrilling new chunk of adventure! Chris meets the man behind the menace! Matt deduces how these powers work! Let’s hose us down a bad guy!
https://archive.org/download/303-final/303%20final.mp3Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the Glass Your Own Onion quiz, Chris does a Finish It! Recap of his last adventure for the ig-pay atin-lay allenged-chay, some vital Hot News is dumped, and everyone’s on quard duty!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
21 November 2024, 6:04 pm - Ep. 302. The Deadly Shadow: Week 10 Ot-hay Isniss-bay
WOW you guys and these wild cards! Chris tackles another huge wild card challenge while somehow cracking open the last new bit of this book, Matt has a read that is short and sweet (mostly short), and GEEZ this wild card!
https://archive.org/download/302-bounce/302_bounce.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Episode of Agents of Shield, Matt brings a hot lil Data Dump, someone is challenged to win a Bonus Points Bonanza, and at no point does Chris start bleeding from anywhere!
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Illustrations by Don Hedin
15 November 2024, 3:58 pm - 21 minutes 17 secondsFinish It! the Podcast: The Musical 4: Haunted Halloween Party
HAPPY CREEPTOBSCARE!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/301-haunted-halloween-party-1.mp3Thank you all for three-hundred-and-one super fun episodes! Hope you like this goofy little musical. LOVE, YULE BROTHERS!
Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy!
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31 October 2024, 2:44 pm - 59 minutes 43 secondsEp. 300. Creeptobscare ’24: Trapped in the Circus of Fear
Welp, it was inevitable. It’s time for spooky clowns. Chris offers a clown the wrongest snack! Matt gets attached to his best friend at the belly! It’s an absolute nightmare!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/300-final.mp3Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Quote from a Famous Horror Movie or Quote from the Horror Movie Chris was In (stream it now on FreeVee!, or just watch the trailer in which Chris gets thrown across the room at 1:25!), Matt makes Chris sing too loud in a spooky edition of Surprise SCARYoke, and also one clown’s face it green and another clown makes his face fall off!
And here’s a real review from IMDB about Chasing the Devil, that scary movie Chris is in:
“The characters are flat, completely forgettable and basically interchangeable. The only one who makes even a slight impact is the typical ‘chubby comic relief’ guy, whose ‘jokes’ are loud sarcastic comments about things we just saw…”
Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy!
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Cover Illustration by Craig White
24 October 2024, 4:25 pm - 52 minutes 22 secondsEp. 299. Creeptobscare ’24: Highway to Heck, Part II
The bros keep on dang truckin’ with Matt’s read of this excellent Chuck Tingle creation! Will Matt find an ending as rockin’ as Chris did? NOPE! But he basically dies, which is cool!
Matt challenges Chris to a round of the One Word Switch Quiz (Slightly Naughty Edition), Chris reminds us that the Curse of Creeptobscare is still very much a real thing (sorry, archive.org!), and a Stegosaurus cuts the foot off a jackalope!
https://finishitpod.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/299-final.mp3Have you heard Part I? It’s here if you need it!
Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy!
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Cover Illustration by Mark Nagata
17 October 2024, 3:08 pm - Ep. 298. Creeptobscare ’24: Highway to Heck, Part I
It’s finally time for the fellas to enter the Tingleverse! Strap in for part one of a two-week journey as the guys fully enjoy the wordsmithing of the Greatest Author of Our Generation!
Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of Give Yourself Goosebumps or Horror Movie Sequel Subtitle (thanks Big Fella!), and the segment is totally skipped because this excellent book is super fun and deserves an extra long, in-depth read! When you’re done, check out part two to hear Matt’s much more brutal adventure which is LIVE RIGHT NOW!
We’ll be back on our RSS feed as soon as it is technically an option. For now, why not YouTube?
Archive.org is back!
https://archive.org/download/298-final/298%20final.mp3Merch Time: Creeptobscare Merch is Too Scary to Buy!
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Cover Illustration by Mark Nagata
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