Each week, Matt and Chris get one attempt each at an interactive fiction book until they read every single ending. Will they ever choose every adventure? Will anyone listen?! Join them on their descent into a madness of their own design.
Heck yeah it’s Star Wars time! Join the bros as they commit derring-do in the jungles of Teth, Star Wars style! And it’s the first time they’ve ever read this book so there’s totally no way they’ll get the same read! Plus, TIME TO VOTE FOR NEXT BOOK!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of What Star Wars Spaceship Are You?, Matt introduces the Fantastic User-Chooses Top 3 Book Picking Machine for super fair book selecting, and it’s time to vote for a new book!
https://archive.org/download/285-final/285%20final.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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There’s only one ending left! Will the Yules be able to track it down? And if they do, will it be a glorious moment of uplifting triumph?! Or more of a total downer? You probably already know!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of the all-new Final Alliteration Quiz, Chris rates other peoples’ finishes in How Was That Finish for You?, there’s some real jumpy boys about, and Matt finally makes a first sentence song!
https://archive.org/download/284-fixed/284%20fixed.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Illustrations by Ted Enik
This week, Matt gets an ending so triumphant he wishes it was his last read of the book, Chris teases, “This guy, look out it’s liquid horn,” and the latest Wild Card melts Chris’ brain!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Interactive Fiction or Bugles Flavor, Matt drops off a Data Dump, townfolk townfolk tidal splash, and Chris is certain that “say ok is totally similar to how you build the word ok!”
https://archive.org/download/283-final/283%20final.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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This week, Chris sits on a magic chair and sees a man, Matt uncovers a delectable fish secret, and everybody gets wet! Every. Last. Person. Gets. Wet.
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a low-presh round of The Quiz You Can’t Lose in honor of his special day, Chris introduces the new segment When Finish It! Makes A Promise We Keep It, and someone finds one of the darkest endings yet. Just awful stuff. Enjoy!
https://archive.org/download/282-final/282%20final.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Grasp the godbunny’s paw and prepare for “adventure”! There are only two endings left, but do the Yules have what it takes to track them down? Matt talks to nature! Chris goes on a meaningless adventure to a haphazard collection of places lazily thrown together by an uninspired author in a book that has no right calling itself an Easter story! Huzzah!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a deceptively tricky round of Interactive Fiction or Fabergé Egg, Matt manages to score a CYOBeverage fail, someone learns what the bunny knows (it is not fun) and maybe we FINISH THIS BOOK!
https://archive.org/download/281-final/281%20final.mp3For a non-alcoholic alternative, just eat the Peeps! Putting them in liquid is not great.
Put ingredients in a glass and mix or whatever. Or just find stuff and dump it together with the same care that was taken in the creation of this bizarre book.
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Merch Time: Godbunny is Here
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Original illustrations by Ted Enik
This week, Chris takes a big ride, Matt suffers a slow and painful death that he gets to watch in its entirety, and someone learns that sometimes all you gotta do is ask and the impossible becomes possible!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to Interactive Fiction or Episode of Vikings which maybe we already did who knows, Matt drops the hot new segment The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Heard (Norse Mythology Edition), someone takes a golden boat ride (not a euphemism) and WE FIND PROOF THAT MAGIC IS REAL!
https://archive.org/download/280-final/280%20final%3B.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Fey Day is back! Join Twiddle Foots and Magic Wings for another delightful romp along the river Twee as Chris outwits an old nemesis, Matt learns an important lesson about magic spells, and someone finds a SECRET PASSAGE!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Fairy Name from the Book We’re Reading or Fairy Name from Carnival Row, Chris tricks Matt YET AGAIN into a traditional round of Fey Day Surprise Karaoke, Cousin Illsap is clearly the main character of this story, and BORAM BORAN TERLA TAY WE NEED SOME MORE SLEEP TODAY!
https://archive.org/download/279-bounce/279%20bounce.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Illustrations by Ron Wing
This week, Matt makes a move so cool he peer-pressures Thor, Chris toots a trumpet the best it has ever tooted (according to him), and there’s a bird as big as a horse which is actually much cooler than it sounds if you think about it!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to round two of the User-generated Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Matt takes us to Self-Care Corner where we meet a new a highly marketable character, everyone dies, pizza holes take on pizza wholes, and Matt blows the intro somehow. Enjoy!
https://archive.org/download/278-finalfix/278%20finalfix.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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This week, Matt’s on fire! Things get hot hot hot! Matt turns up the heat! And Chris screams at Odin some more! Golden Chandeliers!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a User-generated round of Anagram of a Book or Something Else (thanks, No-I-in-Heme!), Chris introduces us to What Goes ANIMAL SOUND and ANIMAL SOUND in My Backyard, and prepare yourself for a book reading competition update that will MAKE YOUR WEEK!
https://archive.org/download/277-bounce/277%20bounce.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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This week, things get spicy as Chris’ love for the book is rekindled after being forced to make a choice he didn’t want to—and then being handsomely rewarded for it! And Matt finds someone sitting in Odin’s special chair!
Also, Matt challenges Chris to a round of Blank Your Own Adventure, Chris gives a red-hot lecture on Hot Sauce History, Loki gets petulant, giants hug, and MAYBE a trumpy gets tooted!
https://archive.org/download/275-final/275%20Final.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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This week, Chris bamboozles someone so hard even Danny Ocean would be impressed, Matt raises some Hel, and it looks like things are gonna start getting pretty wild on this here podcast!
Also, Chris challenges Matt to a round of Can You Name the Book Just By Hearing a Character (thanks, Coins Bingo!), Matt wants to know what stuff is best in the new segment Gimme That Thing, that ain’t no everyday trumpet, and there’s a new User-generated element to the show now that CHANGES EVERYTHING a little and is fun!
https://archive.org/download/274-final/274%20final.mp3Merch Time: Keep Your Business the Way You Like It!
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Illustrations by Ted Enik
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