Despite every Big Tech trying their damnedest to prevent this weeks episode from being recorded, with the help of real true crime and a little holiday magic, we did it! We’re dropping some hot holiday tips, like the ideal snacks to keep your murderer/survivalist blood sugar up. Plus an in-depth look at the best made for TV holiday film of 1988. And the greatest Christmas miracle of all, we FINALLY are realizing our dream of knowing someone on the ID network. Grab the peanut butter, open your favorite famous person flavored beverage, turn the heat up to 100 and settle in for this long, rock hard winter.
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**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
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**Wendi Starling**
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It’s a Thanksgiving giggle fest as Megan and Wendi whip up the perfect recipe for a Covid-free family orgy, spill the not-so-secret ingredients of a classic bubbly beverage PLUS, the girls construct a plan to transform vacant property lots into Paula Abdul reenactment sites. Your Moms wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and remind you to stay safe by keeping your friends at least two steps back and at gunpoint when necessary.
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
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Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
“Hey Sugar” series on YouTube: youtube.com/wendirebeccastarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Pop your favorite stimulant and get ready for a throw back. Wendi’s in New York for the week! Megan’s back in St. Louis doing her part to keep the energy drink market afloat. Wendi turns back into the true New Yorker she is by drinking the finest locally made kombucha and drinking in a post-apocolyptic bar with a pre-pubescent day trader high on life. And cocaine. Speaking of cocaine, your moms dive deep into addiction. Remember kiddos, it doesn’t have to be illegal for you to develop a fun and crippling dependency on it. 

Settling back into the grips of a subversively uneventful government, Megan scours mobile food menus while Wendi attempts to craft family friendly McConaughey material. PLUS, they rally against reading before bed and answer the age-old question ‘What is Bigfoot is an ALIEN?!?’ Pop your top button and prepare to feel pretty alright all through the night.
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
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Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

This week, enjoy a blissfully ignorant episode from the past. Recorded in the early mid-morning hours of Election Day, listen to your moms as we come to you from the past. Are we in full on Civil War? Callers, call in! Wendi is deep in the heart of Texas on a business trip. Has she been murdered by masked villains? Or unmasked villains? Either way, fingers crossed we’re all murdered. Megan gets all snuggled up in the basement bunker listening to her favorite musical artist Lil’ Pump waiting for the end of days.We hope you all voted. We hope you’re all safe. And we hope no matter what the outcome of the election, we’ll all be meeting up soon at the PFG compound.
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
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Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

It’s a laydeeez night morning when Megan has the spooky sounding house to herself and Wendi is ready to run over so the girls can cover themselves in Halloween Hummus! Grab a bunch of carrots and get ready to jump down the rabbit hole with your chubby bunny Moms.
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
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Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
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You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

With their insides rotting from moldy bread and market trash soup, Megan and Wendi spit up some midwest pizza chat, spell out the specifics of cat approved laptops PLUS threaten listeners and callers with the Hot Milk Mouth challenge.
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**
Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**
Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

In this emotional and electronically glitchy episode, Megan and Wendi tout the benefits of street drugs vs pharmaceuticals, smoking vs mask wearing PLUS bring you latest and craziest from the Epoch Times!!
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

Less than a month away from the US Presidential Election, Megan & Wendi gaslight themselves with the latest conspiracy theory THEN highlight the lesser known ‘Crunchy Wet Salad’ party. PLUS, the girls discover a Jesus approved child rearing guide, make the case for interspecies love AND bond over the floppy tongued, blind old men in their lives! Hike up your undercarriage covers, pick out your safe word and let your Moms fill you with the golden rod of the love of God.

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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

It’s another punchy slumber party that was recorded while the girls cackle on a full size bed and into one single microphone. After a close encounter with a constitutionally condoned Covid denier, Megan spits out her favorite soupy morning treat and fingernail shames Sebastian. THEN, Wendi gets choked up talking about her new man and bubbles over with excitement at the thought of a romantic, pre-dinner, simulated face rape. 
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com 

We have officially entered spooooooky season so gather round the campfire, toss in any unused butt plugs and let your Moms scare you to sleep with the classic horror stories ‘Bloodiest Birthday’ and ‘Murderous Mexico Marriage’.  PLUS, Megan and Wendi shout out their favorite muppet comedian THEN, school you on proper etiquette when delivering a package or fucking a fake family member!!
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Shout out to OG member @jd_heathen for creating the disturbing IG account @pfgsounds and the FB GROUP: Pussy Fart Gang Gang
***
Pretty please check out (and hopefully join) our Patreon page:
http://patreon.com/pfgpod
You get an extra full length episode per week PLUS access to our group chat parties! Most importantly, you are helping us pay to produce the show so... thank you!! We love ya!!

**Megan Rice**

Instagram: @handsomepartybutt
BAKED GOODS! @mistersbakeshop
‘ShOuT yOuR AbOrTiOn!’ get your copy here ~~~> www.shoutyourabortion.com

**Wendi Starling**

Twitter: @wendistarling
Instagram: @wendibird82
Only Fans: only fans.com/wendistarling
NeW pOdCaSt: IG: @iloveyou.please.stop
“Funny Pains” available NOW on Amazon Prime, Google Play, Fandango Now and Vimeo: funnypains.com