Ashley and Jamie celebrate Hanukkah 2020! They’re joined by some extra special guests in their deep dive into a curated Bag of Hotties. Any Patinkin you thinkin’ of may show up. Use the gallery below while listening along for maximum enjoyment.

Mank Salami Navage Act Blue The Digital Hottie Bag Mandy Patinkin Mandy Patinkin
Fiddler on the Roof Mandy Patinkin
Homeland Gal Gadot Gal Gadot
Wonder Woman Angelina Jolie Gal Gadot
“Imagine” Video Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf Roseanne Barr Katy Sagal John Goodman John Goodman
Jewish Score Evan Rachel Wood Evan Rachel Wood
with Brian Evan Rachel Wood
Westworld Jim Varney Slinky Dog Jim Varney
on Roseanne Neve Campbell Neve Campbell
Scream Neve Campbell
Wild Things Bound Neve Campbell
Party of Five Lacey Chabert Lost in Space Lost in Space Jon Stewart Jon Stewart Trevor Noah Jon Stewart
MTV Jon Stewart
Remote Control Jon Stewart
Half-Baked Bob Dylan Bob Dylan Bob Dylan Bob Dylan Paula Poundstone Bob Dylan
Traveling Wilbury’s Tom Petty and Gary Shandling Elliott Gould Elliott Gould Elliott Gould with Grover Elliott Gould on Twitter Theme song by Quichenight

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Our quarantine setup continues with Jamie polling the masses for their horny responses to various prompts and getting Ashley’s raw reactions to the results. This episode we look at Daytime Talk Show Hosts; Oprah, Donahue, Sally Jessy Raphael, Ricki Lake and their ilk are covered in great detail. Oh, and Maury, always Maury.

This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.

Kelly Clarkson Morton Downey, Jr. Oprah Winfrey The View Drew Barrymore Jerry Springer Wendy Williams Regis & Kathie-Lee Montel Donahue Sally Jessie Raphael Rosie O’Donnell Ellen Ricki Lake Jenny Jones Maury Povich

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Before we begin: Fuck, Marry, Kill: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry

Ashley and Jamie turn their eyes to the Capitalist Hellscape we live in by measuring up the hotties in Advertising Icons. Do you think Tony the Tiger would be great in the sack? Can Tommy LaSorda show you his frozen delights? Would you let the Sun Maid Raisin girl keep the bonnet on? These questions, and so many more, are answered in great detail like only Hott Minute could do.

This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.

Harlots Drizly Honig Scoot McNairy Tony the Tiger Flo from Progressive FMK: Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo-Berry Dean Winters Zues, as Goose Tommy Lasorda Sally Struthers Burger King Green M&M Fanta Girls Mac Tonight Sun Maid Raisin Girl Mr. Peanut Mr. Peanut (Young) PB Crisps Kohler Androids Milana Vayntrub: AT&T Girl Kool-Aid Man Toucan Sam Spuds Mackenzie Spuds with Ron Reagan Smokey the Bear Smokey the Bear Geico Gecko Dennis Halsbert Red Baron Red Baroness David Leisure Budweiser frogs Snap, Crackle, Pop The Dell Guy Little Caesar Breadsticks Theme song by Mike Shepherd

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Ashley and Jamie come together online to discuss their time in quarantine and review some perfectly absurd Instagram Polls voted on by the community. Would you ride in the way back of a church van with Jude Law? Would you let Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes burn down your house? Would you let Charlize Theron do your eyebrows? These burning questions, and more, are emphatically settled.

This episode of Hott Minute is culled from a previous Twitch Livestream. As such, it is more visually oriented than usual and highly recommended that you follow along with the gallery below.

Target Sweats Flowing Tops Christina Applegate David Faustino Ted McGinley /r/Homesteading /r/cptsd /r/volumeeating Dependa Smokey Eye Jude Law Church Van Elizabeth Hurley Versace Dress Lady Gaga Meat Dress Demi Lovato Engagement Making Faces Making Faces Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes Crystal Gayle V05 Charlize Theron Eyebrows Dennis Rodman Robert Downey, Jr Arrest Serge Ibaka Serge Ibaka with Hat Corgie Butt Matthew Mcconaughey Breathless Mahoney Rihanna with Garbage Tonya Harding Tonya Harding Boxing Gandolfini Green Day Steven Tyler Billy Crudup Noel Fielding Theme song by Mike Shepherd

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Back in March, Hott Minute recorded a deep dive into the various Bags of Hotties at their disposal (Regular Bag, Sitcom Bag, Halloween Bag and more). The impact of the coronavirus had not been fully revealed. This is that episode.

Looming pandemic aside, Jamie and Ashley hit their stride discussing their adoration for Charlize Theron, Rhea Perlman, Nelson Mandella and Brett Michael’s Rock of Love. The varietal nature of the Bag of Hotties keeps them on their toes with insights on Kelsey Grammar, Edward Cullen, Hellraiser and the potential wetness of E.T.

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Introducing the First Annual Tall Brawl Bracket: 2020 Big Boy Melee! In the grand tradition of absurd Hott Minute undertakings, Ashley and Jamie have hand selected sixty-four hotties all over 6’3″ tall to go head-to-head in an all out brawl. Divided into the sensible divisions of Stringbeans, Beefcakes, Lumberjacks and “Other”, these literal giants will be voted upon to see who emerges as the winner. This episode, you will be introduced to every single player and then asked to make your selections for the impending combat over at HottMinute.com or via @hottminute on Instagram.

To view the full episode gallery visit the Hott Minute site or just start voting!

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Spoiler Alert! This episode, Ashley and Jamie take a deep dive into Succession, the HBO series that follows a family of power-hungry assholes as they attempt to usurp one another in their quest for their father’s affection, wealth and power. If you’ve not seen the show, you’ll be intimately familiar with characters and plot lines after listening, so consider yourself warned!

The Bag of Hotties yields a variety of responses regarding Ellen Degeneres, David Byrne, Cynthia Nixon and Josh Hartnett.

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“In the year 2020, two brave heroes face a strange new world teeming with undiscovered hotties! These are the new adventures of Jamie and Ashley, this is Hott Minute, Season Three!”

After nine months away, our illustrious hosts – Ashley Spurgeon and Jamie Bradley – spend some time catching up on hotties they missed during the hiatus. It’s been a long time since they crushed together but they don’t miss a beat covering the likes of Young Harvey Fierstein, Daniel Craig, BD Wong, Scoot McNairy, the Russian Period Drama Life of a Mistress and the always reliable Rami Malek.

The Bag of Hotties has been continuously taking entries and this episodes draw yields thoughts on Jackie Chan, Spinderella, 2018 Johnny Depp, Donald Glover, tall man Winn Butler and the stunningly perfect Cate Blanchett.

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Just when you thought Season 2 was over, Ashley and Jamie return for a very special episode filled with absolute trash. No attraction shaming here (like who you like) but these hotties give even our hosts pause. From Ghost Man Julian Assange to the King Tut Pubic Mound of Facial Hair on Dave Navarro to the Turgid Penis Neck of Beto O’Rourke, they really cover it all.*

* See also: Pete Davidson BDE, Paul Giamatti’s Bodice Rippers and Everyone Who Never Left Your Hometown.

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Ashley and Jamie consult with their Astrologer Madame Rose to traverse the Zodiac Wheel in search of the best hotties. During their consultation they cover everything from the sexiest Aquarius (Burt Reynolds) to the trashiest Gemini (too many to list) to the dreamiest Capricorn (Jim Carrey, MTV VMA’s 1999).

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In summation:
Aquarius: Put a Pinkie in a boo-Boo
Pisces: Lovely, Dreamy Spineless
Aries: There’s Power in Here

Taurus: Stubborn & Lazy
Gemini: Trash
Cancer: Barbara Bush Daddy Issues

Leo: Please Validate Me, Most Fuckable Sign
Virgo: Get. Shit. Done.
Libra: The Catty Man of the Zodiac (Trash But Good God You’re Pretty)

Scorpio: Eat a Pizza Off Me, John Candy
Sagitarrius: I’m purple, I love Pizza and Art
Capricorn: The Old Man

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As the end of Season Two draws near, Ashley and Jamie spend some quality time with the massive amount of contributions to the Bag of Hotties, picking names out randomly and sharing their delightfully insightful off-the-cuff remarks on everyone it yields. Thanks to everyone who has submitted a name; keep them coming!

Start streaming for takes on Joseph Mazello, Sam Neil, the Blair Witch Witch, Barbarella, Sam Malone, Drag Queen Tucks, O-T Fagbenle, Agent Dana Scully, Angela Bassett, Kim Fields, Raul Julia, Oscar Isaac, Dr. Frankenstein, Harry Treadaway, Starbuck, Liz Lemon, Tina Fey, Xenomorph, John Laroquette and Barbara Streisand.

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Theme song by Mike Shepherd

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