Here's episode 19 of Pirates of Darkwater! Right on time!

Jake and Sky watched episode 18 of the Pirates of Darkwater, The Pandawa Plague. It definitely wasn't a plague, but alliteration is key.

We discuss Jake's low bar on political stuff, a Power Rangers' mouth monster, the restraint on the design team for not giving the female monkeybird boobs, wishbone the story dog, and Wojtek the bear in the polish army.

Jake and Sky watched Pirates of Darkwater episode 17 Game Players of Undar!

It was weird. It was almost a "most dangerous game" parody, but not.

We discuss what do you call an earthquake but for the water, Amalgam Comics, American Gladiators, and we witness a pretty brutal murder

Jake and Sky are at it again. We watched episode 15 "The Ghost Pirates" 

No prizes for guessing what secrets the episode holds. 

We discuss how Ioz misses doing pirate stuff, Bloth can't find the Raith for the first time in the show, Tula kills Ren, and Sky talkes about the Liver King.

This week from several weeks ago, sorry I'm behind, Jake and Sky watched episode 14 of the Pirates of Darkwater, "The Dark Disciples" 

Sky was sick during recording, but most of the coughs were able to be edited out.

Also, Content warning for gross worms getting stabbed

We discuss a half fish man with a tentacle, the 3Ninjas film franchise, we find the other half of Ren's sword, we talk way too much about apples, and we return to Octopon

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 13 of Pirates of Darkwater, "The Dark-Dweller"

This episode was recorded back in December, but i'm just now getting around to editing stuff. There is a fair amount of Christmas references. 

We discuss dune buggies, if horizontal stalagmites/stalactites exist, we see more of Bloth's gross feet (if youre into that kind of thing), a coffin made of bones, and Ren forgets that the treasures of rule scares off darkwater. You know, the only thing they're for?

We interrupt the normal pirate show to bring you this episode of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. Its episode 59 "Holiday Time"

You can watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hitRhO_eUs
and you should! It's Great!

We discuss how awesome the animation and cast is, we get some backstory to Buzz Lightyear, we discuss how Adam Carolla and Tim Allen suck, and Sky remembers most of the names

We hope you have a safe and happy holiday!

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 12 of Pirates of Darkwater, Little Leviathan. It was exactly as cutesy as you may expect, and also more violent than you'd anticipate. 

We discuss Konk's sexual predilections, the various Kool-Aid mascots, Sky makes a super specific Dinosaurs reference, and Bloth actually utilizes his air force. 

Jake and Sky watch episode 11 Collection of the Pirates of Darkwater. 

Stuff gets weird. One of the largest confirmed body counts of any show we watched happens in this episode.

We discuss grade school field trips, when Sky peaked as a person, how James Cameron can eat a bowl of butts, Peter Pan/ Hook, and how the crew should just become pot farmers. 

Jake and Sky found out that in episode 10 of Pirates of Darkwater, "King Niddler" there is a SWAT Cat dragon.

This was not what we expected.

We discuss birds that walk like men, how melons don't grow on trees, how the sail of the ship can just convert into a flying machine, what Jake would do if he were made a king, how dramatically underappreciated Tula is, and how the female monkey-not-birds wasn't given human breasts by the design team.