If Walt Disney were alive today he would surely say, “To all that come to this happy place, welcome. Make sure your phone is fully charged because our app is going to drain the hell out of your battery.”

Jessica McKenna (Off Book Podcast) returns to tap, swipe and get frustrated at Disneyland's clunky ass app.

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Beth Appel (The Sex Lives of College Girls) is here to recap her trip to Denmark's finest, quaintest theme park, Tivoli Gardens. A park that was so good, many elements of it were stolen by that unscrupulous thief Walt Disney.

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The 1980s were wild. Cabbage Patch Dolls. Reagan. Real pig races live at Disneyland. 

Justin Donaldson (AEW's Johnny Loves Taya, Tournament of Nerds) joins the hootenanny to celebrate another Eisner-era triumph, a limited-time event that featured lumberjack comedy and rad BMX stunts. 

It sounds weird because it was!

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Can you believe that we've been grim and grinning for 7 years? Time flies when you're grim and grinning all right. I wonder how long we can stretch this Haunted Mansion series out...uh, I mean, I wonder how much discussion the Disneyland Haunted Mansion necessitates?

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Haunt connoisseurs Marissa and Justin return to Hauntcast: The Fright for a sizable episode about scare zones, haunted mazes and the SoCal teen climate.

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Adam Sass (Your Lonely Nights Are Over) reemerges from the shadows to haunt Hauntcast: The Fright with scary (but mostly pleasant and nice) recollections of Universal's long running make-up show. 

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Hauntcast: the Fright begins! Chelsea Rebecca (Dead Meat Podcast) checks Podcast: The Ride into the Universal Studios Hollywood Bates Motel! If you're staying in a separate room you might be able to hear us talk about Norman Bates' clothing or William H. Macy's teen appeal.

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Scott shares news that's slightly more exciting than shovels going into dirt or the location reveal of the Downtown Disney Porto's.

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The topics splash around like a wave pool when James Adomian (Path of Most Resistance) joins us to talk single riders, waterslide injuries and so much more.

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Grab a loose handful of honey, shovel it in your mouth and enjoy a thotful discussion about the various Winnie the Pooh rides across the world.

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Enjoy this sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find even more Second Gate episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide

Some things need to be ironed out.

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