Turn your droids off, it’s time for the last chapters of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye! Featuring Logi Grimgengoilervalker and Bea Arthur!

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 12

This week’s glistener question: SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT HEATH (required)

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On this week’s episode of Rogue Podron, we continue discussing Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, written by…..was it Jonathan Taylor Thomas? Or Olivia N. John? James Earl Jones, maybe? Regardless, the point is, Luke likes it wet.

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 10-11

This week’s glistener question: What is a slippery death that you wouldn’t mind?

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Space worms. Space worms, everywhere.

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 8-9

This week’s glistener question: Which body part would be the most inconvenient to lose the ability to sweat?

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Luke and Leia find themselves in a maximum security prison. Luckily, a combination of large windows and some new Yuzzem friends render this obstacle merely a minor annoyance. Much like the cloud of tiny bugs constantly swarming Corellians.

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 5-7

This week’s glistener question: What other information did the Yuzzem relay to Luke when they kissed him?

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This episode contains a discussion of chapters 3-4 of Splinter of the Mind’s Eye by Alan Dean Foster.

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 3-4

This week’s glistener question: What unknown and useless power does the kaiburr crystal have?

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Somehow, Rogue Podron has returned. And we’re in our Twincest Era, as we dive into the oldest Star Wars book, Splinter of the Mind’s Eye. Join us for a Circuspussian adventure, but BYOL (bring your own lubricants).

This week’s discussion: Splinter of the Mind’s Eye, chapters 1-2

This week’s glistener question: Which Rogue Podron host will be retiring after this season and why?

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This week’s episode of Rogue Podron is rated NC-17 due to greater than three [3] uses of the term “G*ping M*w.” Glistener discretion is advised.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 55-the end.

This week’s glistener question: What is Spanta Claus going to bring your favorite Star Wars character for Christmas this year?

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It’s the penultimate episode of 2 Princess 2 Scoundrel, as Han and Leia encounter a variety of fish friends, art exports, and Jedi tails. Are you currently being eternally punished? Let us know by hitting us up on Tumblr!

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 49-54.

This week’s glistener question: Come up with a Star Wars fish. Must have a silly name.

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We’re feeling existential this week, as we ponder the end of the world (rational and irrational), the good old days of Snoke theories, and whether or not Yens is our new favorite Star Wars character.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 43-48.

This week’s glistener question: What is your existential fear?

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HELP US PRINCESS LEIA, YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE is written on ever wall in this castle, but Leia still hasn’t noticed and we are still waiting for Soran Keize to show up and punch everyone in the face. Please up-nut this episode.

This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 37-42.

This week’s glistener question: If Han got dressed, what would he wear?

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We don’t engage in small talk about carnium and doonium because that’s boring. We do talk about proose. And cutting through the ham. And being milked. Not necessarily all at the same time, though. This week’s discussion: The Princess and the Scoundrel, chapters 31-36. This week’s glistener question: Who would be your emotional support companion if you lived in Star Wars? Contact Us: Tweet us @roguepodron or e-mail us at [email protected]. Website: www.roguepodron.com Support us on patreon: www.pateron.com/roguepodron Hosted by Meg, Danni, Saf, Heath, and Ash.