After countless laughs and too soon references to national tragedies, the boys wrap up their show and host their own finale. They go out with a bang with a few listener call ins, an extended meme minute, and of course a salacious role play. In their final episode, they roast the one show they ever loved: Billions.

The boys are on a little summer break! We know everyone wants more role plays so here is an episode dedicated to just that!

Series Finale launches its nukes when it discusses the last episode of the 1 season rebel military drama 'Last Resort' starring Andre Braugher, Scott Speedman and Robert Patrick. Erik Scott of the Across the Movieverse podcast sits in and talks his movie obsession and his new job as an usher at in independent movie theater.

An on-screen suicide gets the boys talking about the legendary Budd Dwyer and how it intersects with edging, Jack gets whiffs of nostalgia for the days of gore on VHS and John Paul points out that it's a HIPAA violation for rappers to expose Usher's STIs.

Erik Scott from Across the Movieverse joins us on this week's episode of Series Finale. Stolen Valor July is a month we pride ourselves on. This show follows Incels trying to become trained Boat Boys. We talk a lot about neck tattoos and swear words. 

Series Finale says that knowing is half the battle when they cover the finale of the 80s action military propaganda cartoon as part of the third year of Stolen Valor July. John Paul watched the wrong episode of the show but bravely carries on and immediately launches into detailed talk about action figures or as Jack called them 'his guys.'Zach brings up a possible adult content ban on OnlyFans and relates a story about an older ripped man he met at the bathhouse. Jack does a spot-on impersonation of Cobra Commander.

The Series Finale boys all remember times when they were enlisted in GI Joe. Jack was Rad Roller skater, an Xtreme sports star who got stranded in the Sudan, when he was taken in by the locals. Zach was Icy Wet, a special agent Joe who worked for Starbucks, who went undercover at a Dunkin Donuts in Islamabad that took part in a practice disrespectful to Ramadan. John Paul became a GI Joe named Mr. Lowercase t, the Low-T GI Joe,  who became part of a nude detainee photo scandal ala Abu Ghraib.

In a 'Yo Joe' roleplay Cobra Commander, Big Country and GI Joe 'Airtight' get into a sticky situation when Airtight gets stuck in the washing machine like certain online videos, he gets very sad when it seems he's left out of the free-wheeling sex that's about to occur.

Series Finale returns to doing what they do best when they kick off the 3rd year of Stolen Valor July when they discuss the final episode of the BBC drama about the British Army in Afghanistan 'Our Girl'. Except for Zach who watched the wrong episode.

John Paul ruminates on the Iraqi Republican Guard and getting catcalled by a Marine recruiter, Zach suggests that what will bring down the US military isn't Critical Race Theory but Critical Waist Theory about fat acceptance for the troops and Jack ruminates on the film 'My Girl' and Jerry Seinfeld and Critical Bee Theory.

The Finale boys all happen to have served and recall those times. Jack joined the British Army and ended up on a mission with Chis Kyle, though his greatest struggle was reading his own handwriting during his writing assignment. Zach hated living in England and joined the British army as an interpreter and was fired after a misunderstanding at a mosque. John Paul was a violent soccer hooligan who was recruited into the secret unit MI69 led by Princess Di who had faked her own death.

In a jolly fine roleplay Prince Harry, an Afghani terrorist, and a British guy meet up for a photo op in hospital when things get sexual, violent and confusing, there's a huge explosion and many deaths. 

This episode of Series Finale boys are back to the classics. They watched the Andy Griffith show an American police procedural or someone call it COPAGANDA. Italians move in and the town is freaked out but eventually starts to like them.

Series Finale leaves their fiancé for a soulmate when they break down the last episode of The Parkers starring Monique who they think is very gorgeous . Zach declares that Monique is the female Kevin James and he wants to marry her. John Paul talks a little about David Arquette's most famous role in Scream and his time pro wrestling and Jack ponders on the issue of kink in the Pride Parade. 

In a left at the altar roleplay Nikki Parker, The Professor and Johnny try to hash out a new poly relationship when Nikki drops some truth bombs about penis size and the whole gang orders only waters and annoys a waiter.

Series Finale puts on a disguise to slip past security when they cover the finale of the USA original heist series 'White Collar'. Zach starts the show off by stridently defending Martha Stewart, saying her conviction for stock manipulation was wrong, Jack informs the gang that skid row will be renamed after AAA movie star actor Henry Cavill, and John Paul has some fond memories of Dustin Diamond brought on by discussion about Dustin's sex tape titled 'Saved by the Smell.' 

The Series Finale boys all remember the times they had faked their own deaths. Jack talks about when his controversial Ellen appearance led to him exposing a comic who lied about 9/11. Zach faked his own death to frame an NFL star for murder to keep him out of the Hall of Fame. John Paul relates how he went out west to Hollywood to be a star, but ended up being abused by a famous 'nice' talk show host and ended up having to fake his own death to escape.

In a safecracking roleplay Neal, Jack's creation Chao Pink and a security guard from the show meet up in Paris and have an argument, Chao Pink of course, complaining about the smell the whole time. The security guard reveals that he's a cop just before Chao Pink makes an even more shocking revelation, just before some non-shocking gun violence.