Where do you fall on the hierarchy of angels? If you're really sexy, you could be an archangel. If you have 6 wings and 80 eyeballs, you might be a spaceship. Only God can say. In this episode, Hope and Brandi take on ancient aliens, Satan, gay sex, and giants buried in the Earth's crust. It all adds up. Trust. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at [email protected]

We’re back again!! Today we are talking real science, published, actual sources that science people made and also a book we never will read! Near Death Experiences, whose got ‘em? Nearly no one, it turns out. But if you do, you can talk to angels, control electricity, and master the piano after your white light adventure. We try to talk about ghost dogs too. Turns out they don’t go to heaven. Fucked up if true. Learn all about near death experiences and try not to have one while listening! Trigger Warning: Suicide. If you’re struggling, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at [email protected]

We miss traveling. So here is two of the worst places to ever vacation at: The Crescent Hotel and The Lizzie Borden House. One has got an actual Disney villain level nasty man and the other has lesbian axe murder. Take your pick! Both are bad but at least the rotten mutton and flapjacks are included.

Brendan Fraser is quaking in his female gaze-d boots(jk, he wears nothing but a loin cloth). Why? Because Hope and Brandi, for the first time, are DELIVERING on their promises. We cover the big tittied, big brained, Sphinx as well as King Tut's incomparable curse. Lol. Egyptology is racist. Please rate us or write a review! Or send questions/comments/ghost stories to [email protected]

Got questions about Satanic beasts and where to find them? Brandi & Hope are talking Prisoner of Azkaban — the third installment of the Harry Potter saga — to undercover the scary origins of hippogriffs and black dog omens. Hagrid girls will love this one. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at [email protected]

Santa is OUT. And bad nasty rowdy Saint Ain't Nicholas is IN. Did you know Santa has 3 nega-clones full of dark energies and ambivalent motives? You better watch out. Because Father Whips, Rough Nicholas, Ashy Nicholas, and Furry Nicholas are coming for your ass (to switch ya). Act right. Or get hit. Happy Holigays! Love, Hope and Brandi.

LOOK. We got busy. We got tired. I dunno. But this is something different. Today we talk about The Haunting of Bly Manor. We are doing what every other white man with a podcast has ever done. And before you even ask, YES. We have media training. If you have any spooky stories to share, email us at [email protected]

What the hell is going on with the Catholics?! Somebody call the pope! There is magic afoot! We've got bodies that ain't rotting. And bread is turning into celestial super-flesh. And what's with the dead body parts going on tours of Raging Waters? Today Hope and Brandi sit down with our special guest, Danni Lin, to discuss the wack things Catholics put in their mouths. Check out our instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

A lot of stuff has happened this month that will end up in American History books. But Brandi & Hope are here to tell you what your cowardly AP US History teachers could not -- Hodags & Jackalopes are REAL! Whether it's performing a surprise solo around the old cowboy campfire or getting revenge from animal-abusing loggers, these fearsome critters were not f*cking around. Check out our Instagram at www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/

By Satan's razor, this haunted house is too scary! A teen grabbed my arm and I saw an owl. Surely, there are witches here. An apple for you, my dear? There are razors and/or THC in it. Look out, Karen because this year we are bringing the modern scares. Check out our new instagram at https://www.instagram.com/spookyshitpod/?hl=en

You want to talk to demons? You want to have ghosts? You want to get secret messages from grandma? Well forget it! The ouija board is bad! It's a one way ticket to Zozo town and you are too weak to handle it. Only the most powerful of 8 year olds can wield the ouija board and uncover its secrets. Give it up! Forget it! Throw that ouija board away! But don't. That will also give you demons.