Too Old To Date

Too Old To Date

So you're single. You've tried Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, OKCupid, JSwipe, Christian Mingle, Farmers Only, Purrsonals. Shut up, we know you have. So we wrote a show about using them to find dates. Not an advice show, a scripted show. Like on TV, but you can't watch it. You can listen to it though, and imagine that we're more attractive than we really are. You can feel comfort in knowing that you're not alone. Well, technically we're all alone. We all die alone anyway. But this show is funny! Way funnier than dying alone.

  • 22 minutes 6 seconds
    Feeling Exposed

    Mike goes out on a limb to get Becky back. Brad looks to redeem himself after a dating failure in Michigan.

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    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!



    10 June 2019, 11:00 am
  • 12 minutes 58 seconds
    Kamehameha Dog

    Mike’s friends try to make heads or tails out of his extreme plan to win Becky back. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!



    3 June 2019, 11:00 am
  • 14 minutes 13 seconds
    Thirst Traps

    Brad finally gets to the bottom of Amber’s new thirst trap habit. Mike has big news for his friends. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Aaron Gottlieb, and Chelsea Townsend

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!



    27 May 2019, 11:00 am
  • 14 minutes 42 seconds
    Political Spectrum

    Brad, still visiting his family and friends in Michigan, tries to get caught up on his mom’s personal life. In New York, Mike sees Leslie in an uncomfortable situation. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voice by Harold Garoon

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    20 May 2019, 11:00 am
  • 16 minutes 38 seconds
    Foot Special

    Kyle has a wild idea to help Mike get his mind off of his troubles. Brad visits his high school friends and notices the differences between dating in a city and a suburb.

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Kevin Ford, Jake Ziegler, Aaron Gottlieb, and Elvira Gawenska

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!



    13 May 2019, 11:00 am
  • 14 minutes 55 seconds
    White Whale

    On a trip to his hometown in Michigan, Brad gets the low down on the middle school dating scene from his 12-year-old half-brother. In New York, Mike tries to take his mind off of Becky by attempting to catch his white whale. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voice by Harold Garoon

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    6 May 2019, 11:00 am
  • 23 minutes 12 seconds
    Poor Horse

    Mike ignores Brad’s advice and tries to get a sense of what’s happening with Becky by calling one of her friends. Brad ignores Mike’s advice in pursuit of an exciting night.

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Alexandra Ferrera and Melanie Wallner

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    29 April 2019, 12:00 pm
  • 15 minutes 53 seconds
    Swap Spit

    Mike confronts Becky about his suspicions regarding Grant. Brad has an awkward run in on the subway. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, and Jacob Mann

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    27 August 2018, 12:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 8 seconds
    Big Stinger

    A big night out with all his friends ends with big consequences for Brad and his relationship with Zoe.

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, Chelsea Townsend, and Aaron Gottlieb

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    20 August 2018, 11:50 am
  • 14 minutes 52 seconds
    Thumbs Up

    With both of their ladies out of town for a few days, Brad and Mike meet up with Kyle to try to take their minds off of their worries and to hear about what’s going on in their younger friend’s chaotic dating life. 

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter and Aaron Gottlieb

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    13 August 2018, 12:00 pm
  • 17 minutes 45 seconds
    Breakneck Ridge

    Mike, Becky, Brad, and Zoe go hiking at Breakneck Ridge. Does Mike reveal his worries over Becky’s friendship with Grant? Is it too soon for Brad to be introducing Zoe to his friends? Probably!

    You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you.

    Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo

    Additional voices by Emily Kratter and Remy Kassimir

    Narration by Stephanie V. Olson

    Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player!

    Support Too Old To Date on Patreon.

    For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com.

    Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate.

    Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost

    Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!

    6 August 2018, 12:00 pm
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