Rotted Podcast

Films Against Humanity Network

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it” Said Confucius. That's what our mission is at Rotted podcast and it gets tested every episode when we sit down and discuss movies that received zero percent critic review on Rotten Tomatoes.

  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Episode 78 - Rad (1986)

    We're back with an episode almost lost to time (which we can legally release now that Lori Laughlin is locked up) for a movie that until last month was unavailable digitally. Of course, we are talking about 1986 Hal Needham classic Rad! How much did Lonely Island take from this movie for Hot Rod? Why did they cast an olympic gymnast for a bmx biker? How much product placement is too much? All this and more!

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    29 August 2020, 11:08 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Episode 77 - Domination of the Becoming (2019)

    We just found another hidden gem that may deserve to be in the pantheon of unintentionally great directors alongside Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau. That auteur is Geovanni Molina and the movie is Domination of the Becoming. With a few moments of competence, the rest of the film is even more of a mystery but at least the pacing is quick and they had money for good stock footage! We also try to figure out how they have the money to pay for all the productions Molina does a year.

    1 June 2020, 2:34 pm
  • 1 hour 8 minutes
    Episode 76 - The Big Green (1995) 420 Lockdown Edition Reupload

    We might have greened out a little bit as we recorded this special 420 episode on the Disney classic(?) The Big Green. The film was shot on location around our hometown of Austin, Texas with crew members we know so there's plenty of local knowledge.

    Did you know Steve Guttenberg gained 12 whole pounds to play the role as the slightly pudgy sheriff? How about that in other countries the translated title is We are the Worst? all this and more will be discovered on todays episode.

    After 75 episodes we decided to try out a new format so would love to know what you think.

    7 May 2020, 5:17 pm
  • 1 hour 12 minutes
    Episode 75 - Rats (2002) Lockdown Edition

    This made for TV movie from the creator of Child's Play was originally supposed to be released September 11th, 2001 so as you can imagine it's a bit of a disaster. Rat suits, rat cam and rat fountains that rival World War Z zombie hoards so it's pretty much a perfect bad movie.

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    19 April 2020, 7:03 pm
  • 49 minutes 43 seconds
    Episode 74 - The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson

    We're back with one of the worst 0% films we've seen: 2020's The Murder of Nicole Brown Simpson.

    This movie is not only 0% on Rotten tomatoes critic score. It is a whopping 5% audience score and 1.9 on IMDB which make it in the top ten worst films of all time on that chart.

    Director Daniel Farrands fresh off of 2019's The Haunting of Sharon Tate continues his series where he exploits real life murder victims and blames the killings on ghosts/serial killers instead of OJ Simpson. 

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    3 March 2020, 3:48 pm
  • 50 minutes 48 seconds
    Episode 73 - Hero and the Terror

    We got a classic 0% movie that we were inspired to watch as a crossover episode  after the death of Billy Drago who played John Bly in The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. which we covered on the Dead by Dawn Podcast.

    IMDB Synopsis: Danny O'Brien is back in action fighting the notorious Simon Moon, also known as The Terror. Three years earlier O'Brien had single-handedly captured The Terror and was called Hero by the people of L.A. Now Simon has escaped and has started killing women again, and O'Brien is the only man who can stop him.

    Sign our petition to get The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Streaming here: 

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    11 September 2019, 8:05 pm
  • 50 minutes 43 seconds
    Episode 72 - L.A. Slasher (2015)

    On a crossover episode to promote our new show Trueish Crime, we do an episode about a serial killer influenced by social media. Unfortunately, the killer happens to be voiced by Andy Dick!

    Subscribe to our new podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/trueishcrimes-podcast/id1467441725

    Thanks for listening!

     

    13 June 2019, 6:13 pm
  • 59 minutes 11 seconds
    Episode 71 - The Nutcracker 3D (2010)

    Merry Christmas! 

    We couldn't put it better than the RT description: Misguided, misconceived, and misbegotten on every level, The Nutcracker in 3D is a stunning exercise in astonishing cinematic wrong-headedness.

     

     

    24 December 2018, 9:52 pm
  • 1 hour 23 minutes
    Episode 70 - Jury Duty (1995)

    He's a stony, crusty dude with a mop on top His melon's fully tweaked but he'll never stop Stop trying to weaz the nugs from coast to coast The ones with the cones are the ones he digs the most!

     

    We watched Jury Duty from 1995 with an all star cast of supporting actors and Pauly Shore...

    6 December 2018, 12:21 am
  • 58 minutes 27 seconds
    Episode 69 - Bloodrayne 2: Deliverance (2007) - REUPLOAD

    Oopsie! Uploaded other podcast but it's fixed now so enjoy!

    Uwe Boll might come to our house and tie us to the radiator after we get done with our review of Bloodrayne 2. In this sequel to the 4% rated Bloodrayne, Rayne is in the wild west fighting Bully the Kid played by Scut Farkus.  

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    12 November 2018, 10:35 pm
  • 52 minutes 39 seconds
    Episode 68 - Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (1998)

    Determined to save her estranged brother from a suicide cult, a young woman faces murderous children and worse. much much worse. jsut so bad.

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    30 October 2018, 4:35 am
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