Whuuuuuuuuuuut?  The fabled 250th episode?  Is it just an undigested bit-o-potato, or could this elusive piece of cosmic peppermint have finally become reality?  There really is a 250th episode, Virginia, and it's been shoved right into your stocking.  Please, enjoy this holiday gift from the four of us to you.

At last, the final curtain.  And man, does it ever sound like we're coasting across the finish line on fumes.  Pull up a chair and grab a drink -- nothing fancy... a well drink will do -- and join us for our final chewing of the fat.  Your calls, your emails, and Your Artificial Friends.  So long, y'all.  We'll keep having these chats... just not with you.  Happy New Year!

Holy kapowza, we're just one episode away from stickin' a cork in it.  And talk about a Christmas miracle:  Sam Farmer joins us for the episode today!  Find out the jurisdictions from which he's been running, and hear some of your final YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428.  Oh, and Happy Xmas, y'all!

There's no denying it -- the boys are clearly starting to get into the spirit of the holidays.  Listen as Josh and Larry open their special Christmas sweaters funded by a gift from listener David, and Andy enumerates all the toys that Children's Hospital will receive from the remaining funds.  Plus we get to your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428, and your YAF Sack emails at [email protected].  Just two more episodes after this, y'all!

It was a tough week, what with one of our kids contracting what sounds like a 19th century plague, and Larry and Josh's families getting booster shots.  But we are undeterred, once again bringing you a smorgasbord of titillating content.  From wild turkeys to shitty xmas movies, we run the gamut.  Plus your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6248 and YAF Sack emails at [email protected].  Just a few more of these babies to go...

Well, YAF may be ending soon, but you're getting your money's worth on the way out -- over 74 minutes in this megasode!  The boys are a little grumpy starting out, but that changes when they review their viewing experience of a classic holiday feature involving river critters.  They also review your YAF Line phone calls at (626) 657-6428 and YAF Sack emails at [email protected].  

It's our Thanksgiving Spectacular!  Josh is just this side of a Falling Down reaction to xmas overload.  The fellows are bowled over by the outpouring of lament and goodwill on your YAF calls at 626-657-6428.  We read your heartfelt emails to the YAF Sack at [email protected].  And you find out just how horrible you are, depending on the NFL team you support.  Lend us your ear.

Do you know your nuts like you should?  We rank your nuts today, pal!  Plus, Josh spends good money on a cough button.  We also take your phone calls on the YAF Line at 626-657-6428 and your YAF Sack emails at [email protected].  Oh, and we're ending the podcast.  Get it while you can, Jack.

The excitement is growing for the smoking of foodstuffs that is about to commence.  The boys also discuss the proper windows for justifiably celebrating certain holidays.  They take your YAF Line calls at (626) 657-6428, and read your YAF Sack emails at [email protected].  Oh, and Josh retches.  Miss a moment at your peril. 

Talk about excitement, Josh is about to buy a new grill, and Andy is about to enter the fast-paced world of smoked vegetables, cheeses and mushroom-based protein loaves.  And for adrenaline junkies, we also take your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428.  Strap in, lads and lassies, for Your Artificial Friends Episode #241.

It's our annual spook-tacular!  Happy Halloween, artificial friends.  We examine some ghoulishly good Halloween songs in this timely podcast, share some YAF Crap with each other, take your YAF Line calls at 626-657-6428, and scheme up crafty ways to catch a mouse in Larry's house.  It's almost enough fun to wake the dead.