The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    TMS 2761: Treason Sausages
    Twenty twenty fourive. Medicinal Oregano In My Bag. Scrubbing your goodies. Zoe Sal-DON-yah. Very Dude-y, very Soapy, very demure. Tubular Meat. Zuckerbabies. Kim Jong Un In The Mail. Just lie to me. I don't hate the dead. You get NO hot dogs, NO pornography, and NO Leiutenant Yar!! Body Goo on a Crown. Love finds a back door. Go Pee On Your Paid-For Lady! Big Hairy Con with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    9 January 2025, 6:23 pm
  • 1 hour 45 minutes
    TMS 2760: Both Hoity And Toity
    Synchronized Colonoscopies. Sombrero. Lube-place. You Got Betty Simonize. Big T Dot Com. Lead Stringlights. Why are your hands so human? The Swedish chef is very handsy. Why can't I Find My Thing? Simon-Eyes They're Watching You! Is that bacon I smell? Meeker Than Beaker. Dancing Lamps and Robots with Tom. Returning a Favor with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    8 January 2025, 6:38 pm
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    TMS 2759: Guacodile
    Pull yourself up by your butt strep. Butt Whooping Cough. Shnerkel Shnerkel Duffel Bag. Gonorrhoea Yet? When there are no Weirdos at the Gym. YOU ARE THE WEIRDO. Actually I Like Buc-eeeeeeeeeeeees. Snow Tedious. Don't go chasing waterfalls, or Bigfoots. Competitive Goat. Oh The Huge Manatees. Backpack full of goo. Cat sized dogs. Liquid Guano. Thickly British. There's Pottery in Denver, Too, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    7 January 2025, 6:15 pm
  • 1 hour 47 minutes
    TMS 2758: Twizzler Intubation
    Don't come at us with your chicken buildings. By Blueberry Standards. Whistling Archery. Jersey Mike: Sandwich Assassin. 20 Years Not Driving the Porcelain Bus. Send that to the Southern office. Brekkie tacos. I feel like crap, this will make good content. Hello. I'm Mr. Typecast. The day that will live in stupidity. Subconsciously Streaking! GOONIES . . . IN . . . SPACE. Iraqi oil vat of popcorn. Taint West Virginia. Throbby Strange Light with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    6 January 2025, 6:23 pm
  • 1 hour 38 minutes
    TMS 2757: Moist Fitness
    Wickless Wonder. Traffic Avalanche. Stair Condom. Like a Thousand Dead Fish. The Jordache Maneuver. Fig Newton of the morning. Moist Hoist. Take Take was Taken. I Don't Like Passenger Spider-Monkeeeeeeeys. Monk 'Til Midnight. I don't want to eat my car! Chickens are too Stupid to Get it. The No Food Restaurant. Oh by the way, Monk. Starting the new year with miscommunication, with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    2 January 2025, 6:23 pm
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    TMS 2756: Resting Stern Face
    Maximize my Craps. Laser tagging in the basement. Aiming for german sounding things. Emotional support tablet. Cutthroat Left, Right, and Center. The Playdate Sacrifice. Doin' a thing with Dunaway. Weiner Weiner Oscar Meyer. Beethoven's Hyundai Sonata. I'm looking at you, FiveOf13! Tapping on the Nub. Unbelievable Meat Guy. Enjoy it OR ELSE! Addle up those point. Did we lose you?... Oh, you're back... Wait, are you back?... Did we lose you?... with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    30 December 2024, 6:01 pm
  • 1 hour 47 minutes
    TMS 2755: Mariguano
    Ctrl Alt Del Taco. Clark Kettle. It's the Coke End. Get these mother effing hamsters off this mother effing plane! Holy Dank Weed, Batman! Jost Kidding. Fully-Forged Adults. Krypto the Super Doge. Look at me! I'm the baking Lord! Hail Hydrox! Ron Dickles. Satanic Disney Panic. The only band I know from the land down under is INXS. No EL, NO EL, and NO LT. YAR! Grandparents punching Millennials and Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    19 December 2024, 6:23 pm
  • 1 hour 52 minutes
    TMS 2754: Full-Sized Dentist
    That Guy on Temu Lied. I Don't Like AARPeeeeeeeeee. A Jug of The Ocean. Clare is stiff and working. Hardcore carded. Flaccid bacon. Pre-chewed senior meal. Interpreting the Ali Baba language. Going Full George's Parents. Important Butthole Speech. Fart joke Billie. Victim of the old bait and switch. Amberdick is the color of your energy. TikTok Til It Stops... With Tom. Intelligent cussing with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    18 December 2024, 6:38 pm
  • 1 hour 17 minutes
    TMS 2753: The Scott Crown Affair
    You get NO root canal, NO implant, and NO Lieutenant Yar!! Scott Can't Handle The Tooth. Car Dealership With Drive-Thru Window. No-one Expects the Colorado Tornado. Breaking 2: Fire Boogaloo. Can you smell what my brake-pads are cooking. East Bound and SLOW DOWN. Bri Humbug! Takin' the poutine. Pay Up and Get the Cooler Thing. I give your temper tantrum 8 out of 10 big sweaters. Yahtzee or nazi. Little of the 'ol hug n tug. Too Pretty for Stitches. Being Transparent with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    17 December 2024, 5:55 pm
  • 1 hour 22 minutes
    TMS 2752: Maple's Big Jugs
    There are Lies, Damned Lies and TMS. Rocky Road Candy on LSD. Loaf of diabeetus. Thicker is Better. Cereal and Pee with Dunaway. CAN deed FRUIT. Time Is Effed. Kim is More Than a Good Neighbor! Aunt Beru's Genuine Maple Syrup. Dallas Armpit and Butthole Airport. Who Got The Dogs Back. Thicker Just Feels Better In The Hands! 1:1 Is Square. Can a monkey have a tattoo? Cause I like really wanted to know. Are you having a wonderful holiday time spirit time? with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    16 December 2024, 6:01 pm
  • 1 hour 42 minutes
    TMS 2751: AT&T Walker
    Internal Poopage. Ask Your Doctor if Frogpants is Right For You. Podcasters do it in padded rooms. What Do You Have That Shrinks? Raw Ass Man Hand. Planes Trains and Autoerotica. A Proper Hoo Ha. Bacon Fat Etiquette. The Denim Years. They're both Naked because Betty White. Horny onesie. Chlorinated and Urinated. I'll leave the Lucas to you. I'm looking at the guy catching the frisbee. Americas Next Dahli Lama with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    12 December 2024, 6:25 pm
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