Potterless

Mike Schubert

Join Mike Schubert, a grown man reading the Harry Potter series for the first time, as he sits down with HP fanatics to poke fun at plot holes, make painfully incorrect predictions, and bask in the sassiness of the characters.

  • 34 minutes 1 second
    Ep. 211 - Wizard On! Bachelor Winter Games w/ Kelly Schubert (LIVE in PDX!)

    Live from Portland, OR in September of 2022, it's Potterless! Schubes was joined live on stage by Bachelor franchise expert, Kelly Schubert, to run some Slytherins through the ultimate Winter dating game extravaganza! Topics include: Slytherin House, Millicent Bulstrode, skeleton/luge, faintfyre, Raclette party, Malfoy theatrics, water slides, the Catacombs, “I, Tonya,” Champs-Élysées, Hugh Hefner, WINE CAVE, death by cheese, and more!


    Potterless live in NOLA: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert, Production Assistance from Sherry Guo

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    23 October 2024, 8:01 pm
  • 1 hour 27 minutes
    Ep. 210 - The Top 10 Ludo Bagman Fanfictions w/ Kim Harris (LIVE in Salt Lake City!)

    From our live show in Salt Lake City on 9/11/22, it's a special fanfic episode of Potterless! Mike is joined by Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them's Kim Harris as they each break down their top 5 favorite Ludo Bagman fanfics. There are some absolutely absurd tales in this crop, and prepare yourself for their #1 picks. Topics include: Fanfiction.net, fanfic trilogies, pumpkins, hiking buddies, declensions, Ludo Sadman, exploding toilets, Australia, local theme parks, tongue shapes, exploring characters, Betazoids, gift fics, commas, Toxic by Britney Spears, Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, A Crown of Thorns and Roses, 5-on-5 basketball, and more!


    Get access to all Potterless patreon content for just $4/month: www.patreon.com/potterless

    See Potterless live in NOLA: www.schub.es/tour


    Thanks to our sponsor, Through the Griffin Door! Listen wherever you get your podcasts or watch video versions at https://www.youtube.com/@ThroughTheGriffinDoor


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: https://store.dftba.com/collections/potterless (REP THE SHOW!)

    DISCORD: (For patrons!)


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Beckman

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    2 August 2024, 7:41 am
  • 52 minutes 52 seconds
    Ep. 209 - Wizard On! Survivor: Silver Linings w/ Kelly Schubert (LIVE in Philly!)

    From our live show in Philly on 8/31/22, it's Potterless! Kelly, a Survivor expert, takes the stage with Mike to run another edition of this Survivor-inspired format, this time featuring contestants that are all second fiddles in various ways. Topics include: Survivor writer’s room, puzzles, gender reveals, pig’s brain, Boston Rob, Jeff Probst, “Come on in, guys!”, specific duels, corrupt government, Indian food, the Pansy wrench, Boy Scouts Of America, swimming, Mario, and more!


    WATCH THE MAR. 10 LIVESTREAM: http://www.potterlesspodcast.com/live


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)

    MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es


    Created/Hosted/Produced/Edited by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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    6 March 2024, 5:00 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Ep. 208 - What's the Funniest Moment in the Harry Potter Books? w/ Johnny Frohlichstein (LIVE in St. Louis!)

    Live from St. Louis, it's Potterless! From their August 2022 live show, Schubes and Johnny are back at it with a bracket, this time to determine which moment from the HP books produced the most laughs. What will win? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! Topics include: Prom-posals, telegrams, Route 1, innit, gym signs, A Tribe Called Quest, Microsoft Office Communicator, tattoos, lanky Krum, Craig Biggio, Tucker Carlson, Adolescent Agonizing, drunk old ladies at weddings, Lucile Bluth, Roonil Wazlib, stamps, USPS, rhyming spells, Common Core, Lupe Fiasco, Doug, middle school art projects, science fair, Medieval Times, Pop Tarts, Gooey Butter Cake, Toasted Ravioli, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Newest Olympian, basketball jerseys, cabbages, Don’t Wake Daddy, defensive schemes, Hit Clips, Tech Decks, and more!


    Get access to every Potterless patreon post for just $4: www.patreon.com/potterless

    See Potterless live: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)

    MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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    17 February 2024, 5:28 pm
  • 1 hour 6 minutes
    Ep. 207 - McGonagall/Percy Weasley Trading Places w/ Chris Rankin & Chanel Williams

    Live from LeakyCon Orlando 2022, it's Potterless Live! Schubes is joined by Chris Rankin (Percy Weasley in the Harry Potter films) and Chanel Williams (McGonagall TikTok impressionist) to see what situations would be like if Percy Weasley was in McGonagall's shoes and vice versa! Topics include: CTRL+F, weekend McGonagall, bossing about, genius 8-year-olds, reading, Percy’s patronus, Popscotch, love letters, ghostbusters, Hogwarts parents, ACAB Percy, Will Smith, one-trick cats, mojitos, airy fairy magic, Sassy Burns, J Jonah Jameson, shirty, McG vs. Ludo, vengeance, interrogations, Sense & Sensibility, Prefect’s bathroom, and more!


    Get access to every past Potterless patreon post for just $4 at www.patreon.com/potterless

    POTTERLESS LIVE IN TX, FL, and CO: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

    POTTERLESS LIVE SHOW VLOGS: www.youtube.com/@potterless


    Thanks to our sponsor, Bombas! Get 20% off your first order with code POTTERLESS at www.bombas.com/potterless


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert (http://schub.es), Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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    30 November 2023, 8:22 pm
  • 1 hour 24 minutes
    Ep. 206 - What's the Best Harry Potter Quote? w/ Johnny Frohlichstein (LIVE in Atlanta!)

    We're back with another bracket! This audio is from the March 2022 Atlanta live show where Schubes and Johnny use their foolproof system to determine the best book quote from the Harry Potter series. Topics include: ATL traffic, Spring Splendor, career-enders, Sean Kingston, he looming Heat, Liam Neeson, Jesus, BTS, steel toed boots, Italian Hogwarts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Jesus Christ, the Olympics, bias wreckers, normal reading, #TeamBitch, and more!


    Watch the mini-documentary about this live show: https://youtu.be/_rFTw886FgY

    See Mike at a future live show: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

    GET ACCESS TO ALL PAST POTTERLESS PATREON CONTENT FOR $4: www.patreon.com/potterless


    CREDITS:

    Everything besides music: Mike Schubert (www.schub.es)

    Music: Bettina Campomanes


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: PotterlessPodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)

    DISCORD: (For $2+ patrons!)

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    13 September 2023, 5:16 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    Ep. 205 - Wizard On Survivor: New Jersey Edition w/Eric Hamilton Schneider (LIVE in Asbury Park!)

    Mike Schubert returns to his homeland of New Jersey with Eric Hamilton Schneider to play out an improvised game of Wizard On Survivor where it's all NJ-themed! Topics include: gas stations, Aunt Judy, Hans Gruber, torch, Asbury Park, Central Jersey, pork roll, West Windsor, lightbulb, challenge beasts, Grounds For Sculpture, The Shrine of the Silver Monkey, Crossing the Delaware, George Voldemortshington, Liberty Science Center, lighthouses, Frank Sinatra, The Jonas Brothers, NJ Transit, the Amish, BTS, and more!


    GET ACCESS TO ALL PAST POTTERLESS PATREON CONTENT FOR $4: www.patreon.com/potterless


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!


    WEBSITE: potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: https://store.dftba.com/collections/potterless (REP THE SHOW!)

    DISCORD: (For patrons!)


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Beckman, Production Assistance from Erin Burke

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    31 July 2023, 11:41 pm
  • 1 hour 31 minutes
    Ep. 204 - Why Hermion-Three is Better than Time Turners & How Ludo Could’ve Been a Great Villain (LIVE in Milwaukee!)

    From the Milwaukee live show on June 20, 2022, it’s a different spin on Potterless. In this show, Schubes give two comedic TED Talks (FRED Talks) about 1) why his theory about what was going on in Prisoner of Azkaban was better than the actual reveal and 2) how Ludo Bagman actually could’ve been an incredible villain and not just a red herring. It’s a good time with a fun crowd! Topics include: clip Art, trademarked names, The Matrix, time travel, apologizing, Deadric Diggory, particular HP fans, timely nerds, backpacks, laughing at yourself, Severence, split versions, fan fiction, Adam Silver, planted lies, Daniel Day Lewis, Voldemort pouncing, teenage nemesis, pretzel sticks, Michael Jordan’s gambling, the sausage race, grapefruits, sass levels, the Brewers’ slide, dedication, squeaky cheese curds, The Recombobulation Area, millennial deathly hallows, Broadway, sneaker heads, yellow, snails, and more!


    POTTERLESS LIVE in Cleveland, Detroit, Toronto, and Hartford: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live


    Mike's D&D Show: www.20tomidnight.com



    Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: www.patreon.com/potterless


    CREDITS:

    Basically everything - Mike Schubert (www.schub.es)

    Music - Bettina Campomanes

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    29 May 2023, 4:00 am
  • 1 hour 25 minutes
    Ep. 203 - What's the Best Wizarding Food/Drink? w/ Johnny Frohlichstein (LIVE in Nashville!)

    Live from Nashville on 3/3/22, Mike and Johnny are back with another bracket and holy moly is this timely since we recorded this in March AND NOW I'M RELEASING IT THE FOLLOWING MARCH! Bracket season, BAYBEE. Come hear these two nerds determine the best food in all of Harry Potter with the help of the crowd! Topics include: hot chicken, Bud Light, Tinder, peppermint humbug, The Wu Tang Clan, alligator, dragon butcher, spicy candy, grandma food, Mary Berry, Rainforest Cafe, Bo Burnham, Team Pumpkin, Nashvillains, Harry Potter board games, The Lion King, porches, The Pancake Pantry, What’s New Scooby Doo?, Degrassi, Eric Nam, and more!



    Potterless live: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live

    Get access to all Potterless Patreon posts for $4: www.patreon.com/potterless

    The Newest Olympian: www.thenewestolympian.com

    Mike’s D&D Stream: www.20tomidnight.com


    CREDITS:

    Basically everything - Mike Schubert (www.schub.es)

    Music - Bettina Campomanes

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    27 March 2023, 2:38 pm
  • 1 hour 34 minutes
    Ep. 202 - The Hangry Games (HP Battle Royale) w/ Eric Scull (LIVE in Chicago!)

    Live from Chicago on 6/19/22, Schubes is joined by Mugglecast's Eric Scull to take your favorite HP characters and put them through a Hunger Games-style tournament to see who reigns supreme! It's a wonderfully goofy time. Topics include: Malort, Father’s Day, Stanley Tucci, theatrics, PS1 Hagrid, safety precautions, Vegas dice, chess, bathroom trolls, Super Mario, couch prices, pixies, Pokemon Go, Simon Cowell, Erumpent horns, dead people boogers, Bob the Builder, dad stories, wand-weighing Eric Munch, anti-rice crowd, poodles, Roosevelt Island, magic ice cream, Percys, and more!


    WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION: https://youtu.be/Oqbz5Yh92D4


    POTTERLESS LIVE SHOWS: www.potterlesspodcast.com/live



    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

    WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)

    MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

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    30 January 2023, 6:44 pm
  • 1 hour 41 minutes
    Ep. 201 - The HP Reality TV Show Gauntlet w/ Brandon Grugle & Lauren Shippen (LIVE in Seattle!)

    Live from Seattle on 4/21/22, it’s Potterless! Schubes was joined by Brandon Grugle and Lauren Shippen in his old stomping grounds of Seattle to take 11 Harry Potter characters and have them compete in a slew of competition reality tv shows. See who comes out on top! Topics include: West Seattle Bridge, Macklemore, The Amazing Dogs, Great Pottery Throwdown, Project Runway, Alaska Airlines, Starbucks unionization, The Toadies, sea shanties, Tyra Banks, modeling, Dragon’s Den, The Dallas Mavericks, Raya, Jungle Speed, Canada, donut pudding, GBBO, Taskmaster, Paul Hollywood, D&D, the Fear Factor experience, Marimoto, pull ups, Stumbledore, Top Chef, Tim Gunn, Archie, Season 2 of Project Runway, FroZone, dress codes, BTS, The Seattle Storm, Missy Elliot, Kirby, jet lag, Poo Poo Point, and more!


    Potterless Live shows: www.potterlesspodcast.com

    Potterless YouTube: www.youtube.com/@Potterless

    Mike’s D&D Steam: www.20tomidnight.com


    Thanks for listening to this episode of Potterless! Don’t want the journey to stop? Check out the links below and as always, Wizard On!

    WEBSITE: www.potterlesspodcast.com (LEARN ABOUT THE SHOW!)

    PATREON: www.patreon.com/potterless (SUPPORT THE SHOW!)

    TWITTER: www.twitter.com/potterlesspod (TWEET THE SHOW!)

    INSTAGRAM: www.instagram.com/potterlesspodcast (PICTURES OF THE SHOW!)

    FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/potterless (HOME OF THE FANCY PRIVATE GROUP!)

    MERCH: www.potterlesspodcast.com/merch (REP THE SHOW!)

    MIKE’S OTHER SHOWS: www.schub.es


    Created/Hosted/Edited/Produced by Mike Schubert, Music by Bettina Campomanes, Web Design/Art by Kelly Schubert

    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

    27 December 2022, 10:53 pm
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