All good things must come to an end. It would seem the same is true of junk.  We go out with a bang though! 'Cause it doesn't get weirder than Strawinsky, whose full name I refuse to type.

We Review Strawinsky.

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Better late than never I always say. See? 'Cause both our episode was late, and the movie got a pushed back release date! Didn't notice? Doesn't matter.

Elton John has helped make another animated movie about gnomes! This time it's a mystery! (I'm just assuming the first one was a love story; didn't see it) And just like any good mystery, this one comes with a twist! A twist about farts! 

Can we stop now?

We review Sherlock Gnomes.

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Didya Know?! Eugene Levy and Fred Willard are different people! They were both in 'Best in Show' with Catherine O'Hara though.

Oh, I'm sorry. Was there a movie going on here?

We review Chicken Little.

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Our Omni Mic audio adventure continues. I guess the theme month this time is movies that have incidental Brad Bird involvement. Who woulda guessed?

We Review Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland aka Little Nemo aka Nemo.

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After years of waiting, it's finally thematically appropriate to review Animalympics. Even though this is probably the third Olympics that has come around since the podcast started.

Word to the wise: Don't take history lessons from animators. Or, for that matter, sports advice. Don't even ever listen to us, for God's sake.

We Review Animalympics.

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Sorry Guys! Seth's computer did something weird and now our audio sounds like we recorded it on a Sega Genesis. We aren't gonna subject you to two hours of that though, so this is just an apology file. We are gonna try and repair the audio, but as you can hear in this episode, it's pretty ear shattering, and there may be nothing we can do. That's just how it is sometimes, but we're sorry.

You'll be happy to know that Seth's been fired though.

We swear we reviewed Planes Fire & Rescue

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Gotta be the longest, most convoluted movie title we've had so far. Which is fitting cause this episode is all over the place.

The only good news is we didn't have to watch the first one.

We Review Happily N'Ever After 2: Snow White - Another Bite @ the Apple.

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What a way to start the new year. I guess there's nowhere to go ... but UP!

This episode ends up discussing sensitive topics like Bill Cosby and other sexual assault allegations. Just a fair warning if you don't want to have to deal with that. The episode isn't good enough to try if you don't want to hear about it.

Also we acknowledge that no one has been criminally convicted, the charges discussed are alleged and we are merely stating our individual opinions.

Now doesn't this all sound fun?

We Review What's Up Balloon to the Rescue

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We're almost out of the woods this Christmas and the final obstacle is Gummibär (Gummy Bear, but with an umlaut, get it?) The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa.

The box is full of false claims, but at least it's upfront about its hideous star and the fact that aliens appear in this 'film'.

We review Gummibär The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

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The endless Christmas begins again on the Cartoon Lampoon Podcast. The 8th or 9th or 10th Christmas we've celebrated in the 4 years we've been doing it. Gotta be close to the 5th Rankin/Bass movie we've done, maybe the 4th Santa Origin Story.

Can you believe we haven't even made a dent in Animated Christmas Specials yet?!

We Review The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus.

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This has gotta be the worst thing that Harvey Weinstein's ever done right? Without checking the news of the past couple months or paying attention to anything any female celebrity has ever said, or just looking at Harvey Weinstein, I'm going to assume this is the worst thing he's ever done.

Let me just Google him to make sure I'm spelling his name right.

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Oh.

Well, I'll just check on Louis C.K. while I've got Google open.

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Oh.

This is gonna take a while.

We review Doogal.

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