WE'RE BAAAAAACK! In this long-awaited season premiere (let's call it... 3?), the gang takes a tour of their brand new, yet unimaginably old, secret Dwemer base. One character undergoes a transformation in this episode, and another character... well... HAS an episode in this episode. It's got laughs. It's got tears. It's got drama. Prepare for your first entertainment tour-de-force of 2024. Welcome back to Skyrim! We've missed you.

Of course it's real, you silly goose! Triumphantly emerging from the ashes of anonymity to unfurl his fabled wings once again, Rich Matheson lumbers, clumsily and with much effort, back to his trusty microphone to dance for your amusement once again. Spoiler alert: The show's coming back! Visit YnrohKeeg.com and check out the new digs!

Yeah, yeah, I know. It's been a while. You might wanna brush up on the last couple episodes before tackling this one, because this one is YUGE. This super-sized catch-up episode revisits each of our three seperate storylines, so you can get up to date with where everyone is and what they're doing. Soris and Sebastian, still imprisoned in Badger's dungeon, attempt to devise a cunning escape plan. Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando continue their search for the cave in which Aelgvir, Urun, and Narratorius sought shelter, only to find it was inhabited and guarded by a fearsome Dwemer Sphere Guardian, which refuses to allow them to leave. Only a proper password will save their lives, and they simply don't have the slightest clue. Spoiler Alert- The password ain't 'Guest'. All of this, plus a surprise shakeup in the cast of the show, as well as a (naturally) extended Blooper Reel make this THE CAN'T MISS EPISODE OF THE YEAR! And, in fact, the ONLY episode of the year. One caveat, though. This sucker weighs in at about 80 Megs, so you might wanna wait till you're on wifi to download this baby. I take no responsibility for any data overages you may incur while downloading this thing over 4G or whatever wireless system you're on.

At long last, the ACTUAL newest Campfire Storytime has arrived. The last one, of course, being a cruel hoax. But this time you're really going to have a blast as Rich regales you with tales of community theatre, the Magic of Disney, Audio Zombie Drama, and more! Let's face it: there are worse ways to waste a half hour of your life.

This was actually an April Fool's joke in 2015; an episode disguised as a boring Campfire Storytime. I realize it's entirely possible that some people ignored this on principle, so I'm attempting to bring this episode into the fold in proper episodic order so that your playlists will be all sleek and organized-looking. Now let's see if I remember how to code an RSS feed. It's been a while.

Cando tells Zapatos his backstory and explains how he met Marjaenewen. The team receives an update on current events to the North. Soris plots his vengeance upon Two-Tails and unleashes his powers of Speechcraft in a brash escape attempt.

In this shorter-than-usual, yet pivotal episode, Aelgvir and Urun investigate the allegedly "empty" cave in which they're biding their time till morning. Is it really the dead-end cave Narratorius claims, or does it hold a darker mystery within? Heck, they're not going anywhere, so they may as well have a look. ...Right?

This one was produced so quickly, there really was no point in keeping my promise and waiting till April. In this episode, Soris, Sebastian and Two-Tails confront the infamous Don Baggiarone, in hopes that they will retain ownership of the Gray Cloud Tavern as well as their lives.

Yes, a question for the ages: just where the hell has Rich been for months? Well, he's gonna tell you. He's also going to detail his plan to get Keeg's Quest back on track, and hopefully get stuff out to the slavering masses in a more timely fashion. Other assorted "where is he now?" tidbits, as well as a complimentary game review section make this a well-rounded, though shamelessly belated, performance.

Ynroh, Zapatos, and Cando search for Marjaenewen, an old compatriot of Cando's and the only person in Tamriel capable of making Skooma Classic™. Meanwhile, Urun and MacGuffin make camp in a questionable location while Aelgvir pays the iron price for an evening of drunken debauchery.

Rich Matheson is far too busy (evidently) to bring you a traditional Campfire Storytime, so the cast members decided to sneak you this installment completely behind his back. Many Bothans died to bring you this information. Naw, just kidding. But this one IS a little different! Hang out with the guys for a spell as they update you on Keeg's Quest, Rich's Sitch (clever wordplay there), and a little gratuitious infighting which they simply couldn't resist. Narratorius is also let out of his storytelling booth for another exciting edition of "Right Back At Ya"! Could this be any more fun?? Don't answer that. We already know the answer. Sheesh. And the duration of this file is a deliberate shout-out to our Trekkie brethren out there. LLAP, homies!