This episode is our favorite of the COVID era so far. We got more than one sociopathic kid, Dean Koontz, and some put upon telephone operators. You know, classic Victrola.

BIG THANKS! To all our Patreon supporters, especially our $5 and $10 Supporters Justin Linville, Michael Thomas, Peter Beare, Curtis Luciani, Frank Roberts, Lee Eddy, JD Monteith, and Kahlil Salome! 

Each full length episode takes 40-50 hours to produce, and thanks to our Patreon we're no longer losing our shirt. If you like the podcast, drop us a dollar at Patreon.com/victrolapod

We're also honored to be joined this month by Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theater), Mind Wei (Austin Sketch Fest), and Shannon McCormick (Rooster Teeth). Shannon just launched a badasses production company, 819 Entertainment which is producing some great content. Follow them on twitter (@819entertainment) for the latest!

Also, we got some ads this month from our podcast network, ColdTowne Radio. Give our sister programs a listen!

TRACK LISTING

Duck Pond

Bordwalk Art Gallery

PBS Fund Drive

Parent Teacher Conference

Dean Koontz Book Signing

Marathon Water

WOAH! Big news, Vultures! After some soul searching, we've decided it's time to monetize the podcast. We've launched a Patreon for you to directly support us (http://patreon.com/victrolapod)

New, full length episodes will ALWAYS be free, but if you want our weekly microsodes and that sweet, sweet bonus content you'll have to kick us a whole dollar a month.

You may also have noticed that Seasons 1-3 have disappeared from the feed. We've put some of our archives behind a paywall. For three bucks a month, you get access to 100s of hours of inside jokes that your friends won't get!

We're excited to play around with this and engage with you, our loyal listeners. We've got some awesome stuff planned, including live streams, Q&As and also some script readings in addition to finally finishing our BSCSU pilot, more Candy Crew episodes and even some animation. Thank you for your support!

Don't got $1? No problem! Keep listening, and remember the best way to support us is leaving a review on iTunes!

Victrola is produced by Michael Jastroch and stars Cortnie Jones, Lance Gilstrap, Bryan Roberts, Bob McNichol, Jericho Thorp, Molly Moore, Dalton Allen and features special guest Jose Gonzales!

Track Listing

Moon Station Alpha

Chevy Pitch Meeting

Roommate Meeting

Robert Mackadoo, Job Seeker

Kids Show Dressing Room

Gumptions Olde Time Candy Shoppe

Please enjoy our latest full length episode LOOPTY SCREWED, cause let's face it that's how we're all feeling right now. Hopefully, this injects a small measure of escapism into your ears. I know the hour we record every week does the same for us.   Our incredible Patreon supporters got access to this beast a full eighteen hours early! Not to mention - length wise - nearly enough content to make a second full length episode. All for $1 a month! Kick us a buck to help show your support, or kick a little more to get access to our back episodes! Every little bit helps keep us going.   Don't have the cash? We get it. Don't forget, dropping us a review is one of the best things you can do to help us out!   We're so close to having the audio back to pre COVID standards, but please excuse some popped Ps and at least one shitty connection. We said it last month, but it seems like something goes awry each recording session.     We're also honored to be joined this month by Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theater), Jon Bolden, and Allison Webster.   Also, we got some ads this month from our podcast network, ColdTowne Radio. Give our sister programs a listen!   TRACK LISTING Roller Coaster Elementary School Career Day RV Expo Another Damn Star Trek Sketch Disney Resort Hotel Trunk Or Treat

WARNING: this month's episode features a ton of shark references as well as a scene set inside our absolute favorite Austin establishment (aside from ColdTowne Theater) and the world's greatest movie theater, the Alamo Drafthouse.

I guess that second part is not really a warning, come to think of it. But if you're not from Austin and don't know the Drafthouse, it's a cool theater where you get to order food and drink and they kick you out if you're a jack ass and spoil the movie. 

This month's episode features national treasure Jose Gonzalez (Torch Theatre, Galapagos), Meredith Mae Roberts, Joseph Daily (Midnight Society) and Valerie Ward (PGraph).

LIVE SHOWS: We're performing at Out of Bounds! Friday, September 2nd at 7:30pm! Get your tickets!

As always a DONATION helps us out! But mostly, please remember to RATE and REVIEW and SUBSCRIBE on iTunes! 

Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp. And now, at long last, Molly Moore!

Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at Humordy (http://Humordy.com) and ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com).

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THIS MONTH'S EPISODE BREAKDOWN:

Austin Crafts Expo 1975 Alamo Drafthouse Panda Express Job Interview General's Palace Restaurant Jaws 1975 Deborah's Slumber Party This Film Has Been Edited For Television

Victrola! is a monthly smorgasbord of audio-phonic chaos. Sketch comedy culled together from improvised bits and forged into a single, mighty podcast! 

Brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones and Jericho Thorp.

Produced by Michael Jastroch, in collaboration with our good friends at Got Your Back! (http://GYBPOD.com)

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On this months episode:

Jared Leto, Star of Suicide Squad

The Trouble With Scrum

San Pedros Mes-Italian Cuisine

ATTN: K-Mart Shoppers

Grandma's Favorite Things

Brookstone Consierge

Little Steve's Birthday!

U.S. Census

Part 3 of our Austin Sketch Fest set at Fallout Theater! Enjoy vultures!

A reminder, we have an album for sale. You can, ironically, support all this free content by purchasing it! (https://goo.gl/tX14FB)

You can also help us out by reviewing us on iTunes and telling your friends! (https://goo.gl/xwiQnx)

Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore!

Produced by Michael Jastroch, with additional editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com).

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This is it! Another episode of already released material you've been waiting for, assembling Microsodes from the second half of 2018! The individual sketches we release each week that weren't quite good enough for the episode and that you're statistically less likely to listen to in five minute bursts.

We're back February 6 2019 with new episodes!

Don't forget! We have a dang album and you can get your sweaty hands on it on iTunes here: https://goo.gl/tX14FB

Victrola is brought to you by the fine folks at Austin's ColdTowne Theater. Written by and Starring Michael Jastroch, Bob McNichol, Bryan Roberts, Lance Gilstrap, Cortnie Jones, Jericho Thorp and Molly Moore!

Produced by Michael Jastroch, with editing by Dalton Allen - in collaboration with our good friends at ColdTowne Theater (http://ColdTowneTheater.com).

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Hark! Our 3rd full length episode of Season Seven arrives to smite and lay waste to boredom! Huzzah! Featuring special guests from around the planet! Jacque Arend (Torch Theatre), Marisol Chavez (Torch Theatre), and Alrinthea Carter (Alchemy Theater)!   We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up. As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level: Jake and Jen Misunderestimated Masterpiece The Coin Guy Benjamin Burns Bryce McWilliams Becca Andrews Tabi Burleson Kareem Badr Stephen Whipple John Krebs David S Berry Justin Linville Lacy Cox Peter Beare Curtis Luciani Khalil Salome Frank Roberts Lee Eddy JD Monteith Avery In other news, don't forget we've got merchandise for sale over at Tee Public!   SKETCH LIST Furler's Flourist Captain's Meeting Bulk Trash Collection Austin Aquarium Dinner Party

Hark! Our 4th full length episode of Season Seven! Huzzah!   We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up. As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level:   Jake and Jen Misunderestimated Masterpiece The Coin Guy Benjamin Burns Bryce McWilliams Becca Andrews Tabi Burleson Kareem Badr Stephen Whipple John Krebs David S Berry Justin Linville Lacy Cox Peter Beare Curtis Luciani Khalil Salome Frank Roberts Lee Eddy JD Monteith Avery   In other news, don't forget we've got merchandise for sale over at Tee Public!   SKETCH LIST 2021 Census Farmer's Market Folly Beach T-Shirt Shoppe Mt. St. Helen's Hike McGutchin County Search and Rescue Nativity Scene

Hark! Our 5th full length episode of Season Seven! Huzzah!

You may be asking yourself "Where are all the other episodes?! I only see five on the main feed." The answer is over at Patreon.com/victrolapod - head there and kick us a couple of dollars for full access to our archives and bonus content!

Don't got any cash? That's cool. Remember the best way to support us is to leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! You can also buy some Merchandise at our merchandise store at Tee Public!

We dig this episode and hope you do too! Got a favorite scene, line or moment? Let us know. Got a guest you want to see return? Hit us up.

As always, thanks to our awesome Patrons. Especially those of you coming in at the $5/$10 level:

Cheryl

Collin Lasley

Jake and Jen

Misunderestimated Masterpiece

The Coin Guy

Benjamin Burns

Bryce McWilliams

Becca Andrews

Tabi Burleson

Kareem Badr

Stephen Whipple

John Krebs

David S Berry

Justin Linville

Lacy Cox

Peter Beare

Curtis Luciani

Khalil Salome

Frank Roberts

Lee Eddy

JD Monteith

Avery

Sketch List:

Premium Events

Family Robot

Roman Coliseum

Tik Tok Content House

Kustom Karl

Hello!

Apologies for the lack of releases last month. Scheduling conflicts, tech errors, and a sprained wrist got in the way of our workflow. We're back on track and ready to dump more laughs into your brains.

Episode 23?!?! What happened to all the other episodes this season? Well, don't forget all our bonus content (Microsodes, uncut sketches, live shows, etc...) are now exclusively released through our Patreon (Patreon.com/Victrolapod). Kick us a $1 for hours of extra content. Kick us $3 for hundreds of hours of old seasons! 

Enjoy the episode, Vultures!

Track Listing

Resident Assistant

Group Interview

Mother's Day

Fishing Trip

Wedding Caterers